Which political party leader would you let baby sit your Children?

freshpopcorn · 11-02-2016 04:00PM #1

1. Micheál Martin.
2. Joan Burton.
3. Enda Kenny.
4. Lucinda Creighton.
5. Gerry Adams.

Menas · 11-02-2016 04:01PM

The Greens will be along soon with an injunction insisting they be on the list.

Iang87 · 11-02-2016 04:02PM

Gerry Adams. That way they could discuss the economy and be on the same level

josip · 11-02-2016 04:02PM

Gerry, think of all the interesting stories he could tell them.

Earthhorse · 11-02-2016 04:02PM

Gerry Adams.

He knows where I live.

11-02-2016 04:08PM

Joan Burton?

Jesus, how much do you hate your kids?

MonkeyTennis · 11-02-2016 04:14PM

in fairness if Gerry told the kids to go to bed they'd f**king leggit

Menas · 11-02-2016 04:16PM

MonkeyTennis wrote: »

in fairness if Gerry told the kids to go to bed they'd f**king leggit

But Enda could bore them to sleep at story time.

The_Valeyard · 11-02-2016 05:40PM

With those options you would need a nanny-cam to make the child is actually been looked after.

1. Micheál Martin. - Probably blame the child for the rising cost of milk
2. Joan Burton. - Give the child an headache, earache, toothache
3. Enda Kenny. - Tell the child randoms stories about men with two pints and how he saved the country with his wavy hair
4. Lucinda Creighton. - Tell them how they were lucky not to be aborted by evildoers.
5. Gerry Adams. -At least with Gerry Adams you would also have Garda surveillance.

darkpagandeath · 11-02-2016 05:41PM

Menas wrote: »

But Enda could bore them to sleep at story time.

I dunno, He has loads of adventures. Remember the one he had sending the army to the ATM's. Or the one where we all partied. Kids would be on the edge of their seats hearing about the man with 2 pints.

Nodin · 11-02-2016 06:20PM

freshpopcorn wrote: »

1. Micheál Martin.
2. Joan Burton.
3. Enda Kenny.
4. Lucinda Creighton.
5. Gerry Adams.

If Martin was minding them and something happened he'd want a report on it and dither for an hour before doing anything.

Who can realistically afford the kind of care that would be required to help them recover from listening to Burton?

Presumably they've already got one sneery gobshite of a teacher in their lives already, so setting Kenny on them at home would a bit much.

Lucinda Creighton would turn up all liberal and down with the kids but would having them all kneeling on pencils while saying the Rosary at the end.

Say what ye want about Gerry, but he's the only one out of them ever took a real stand and a bullet for his cause. They'd be safe with Gerry.

Skylinehead · 11-02-2016 06:21PM

Nodin wrote: »

Say what ye want about Gerry, but he's the only one out of them ever took a real stand and a bullet for his cause. They'd be safe with Gerry.

Bullets flying around aside, obviously.

Neyite · 11-02-2016 06:30PM

Gerry.

I reckon he'd be like Supernanny.

Manach · 11-02-2016 06:31PM

Who would you get to babysit Enda ?

maudgonner · 11-02-2016 06:38PM

Lucinda is the one I'd threaten them with if they were bold (there's something about her I find terrifying).

Fleawuss · 11-02-2016 06:46PM

Neyite wrote: »

Gerry.

I reckon he'd be like Supernanny.

Think I'd do due diligence and check around with those who might have experience.

huey1975 · 11-02-2016 06:52PM

Gerry wasn't much help after he deprived Jean McConvilles kids of their mother.

Phoebas · 11-02-2016 06:52PM

Nodin wrote: »

They'd be safe with Gerry.

He has a great record when it comes to child protection!!!

mfceiling · 11-02-2016 06:55PM

I'd love to see Gerry Adams with my young ones. They'd break him in about 3 minutes...he'd confess to being in the ra, every bombing that occurred, jesus he'd say he was behind 9/11 to get away from my gremlins.

jmayo · 11-02-2016 06:59PM

Nodin wrote: »

Say what ye want about Gerry, but he's the only one out of them ever took a real stand and a bullet for his cause. They'd be safe with Gerry.

You forgot he is also the only one that we know has actually helped hide and protect a paedophile.

And lets face it, if you knew any of the others had done the same you would be crowing about it from the rooftops and probably leading the pitchfork, sorry scrub that the placard, wielding brigade to lynch them.

Did I mention I don't like paedophile protectors or for that matter their apologists around my kids ?