Which political party leader would you let baby sit your Children?

freshpopcorn

1. Micheál Martin.
2. Joan Burton.
3. Enda Kenny.
4. Lucinda Creighton.
5. Gerry Adams.

Menas

The Greens will be along soon with an injunction insisting they be on the list.

Iang87

Gerry Adams. That way they could discuss the economy and be on the same level

josip

Gerry, think of all the interesting stories he could tell them.

Earthhorse

Gerry Adams.

He knows where I live.

Joan Burton?

Jesus, how much do you hate your kids?

MonkeyTennis

in fairness if Gerry told the kids to go to bed they'd f**king leggit

Menas

MonkeyTennis wrote: »

in fairness if Gerry told the kids to go to bed they'd f**king leggit

But Enda could bore them to sleep at story time.

The_Valeyard

With those options you would need a nanny-cam to make the child is actually been looked after.

1. Micheál Martin. - Probably blame the child for the rising cost of milk
2. Joan Burton. - Give the child an headache, earache, toothache
3. Enda Kenny. - Tell the child randoms stories about men with two pints and how he saved the country with his wavy hair
4. Lucinda Creighton. - Tell them how they were lucky not to be aborted by evildoers.
5. Gerry Adams. -At least with Gerry Adams you would also have Garda surveillance.

darkpagandeath

Menas wrote: »

But Enda could bore them to sleep at story time.

I dunno, He has loads of adventures. Remember the one he had sending the army to the ATM's. Or the one where we all partied. Kids would be on the edge of their seats hearing about the man with 2 pints.

Nodin

freshpopcorn wrote: »

1. Micheál Martin.
2. Joan Burton.
3. Enda Kenny.
4. Lucinda Creighton.
5. Gerry Adams.

If Martin was minding them and something happened he'd want a report on it and dither for an hour before doing anything.

Who can realistically afford the kind of care that would be required to help them recover from listening to Burton?

Presumably they've already got one sneery gobshite of a teacher in their lives already, so setting Kenny on them at home would a bit much.

Lucinda Creighton would turn up all liberal and down with the kids but would having them all kneeling on pencils while saying the Rosary at the end.

Say what ye want about Gerry, but he's the only one out of them ever took a real stand and a bullet for his cause. They'd be safe with Gerry.

Skylinehead

Nodin wrote: »

Say what ye want about Gerry, but he's the only one out of them ever took a real stand and a bullet for his cause. They'd be safe with Gerry.

Bullets flying around aside, obviously.

Neyite

Gerry.

I reckon he'd be like Supernanny.

Manach

Who would you get to babysit Enda ?

maudgonner

Lucinda is the one I'd threaten them with if they were bold (there's something about her I find terrifying).

Fleawuss

Neyite wrote: »

Gerry.

I reckon he'd be like Supernanny.

Think I'd do due diligence and check around with those who might have experience.

huey1975

Gerry wasn't much help after he deprived Jean McConvilles kids of their mother.

Phoebas

Nodin wrote: »

They'd be safe with Gerry.

He has a great record when it comes to child protection!!!

mfceiling

I'd love to see Gerry Adams with my young ones. They'd break him in about 3 minutes...he'd confess to being in the ra, every bombing that occurred, jesus he'd say he was behind 9/11 to get away from my gremlins.

jmayo

Nodin wrote: »

Say what ye want about Gerry, but he's the only one out of them ever took a real stand and a bullet for his cause. They'd be safe with Gerry.

You forgot he is also the only one that we know has actually helped hide and protect a paedophile.

And lets face it, if you knew any of the others had done the same you would be crowing about it from the rooftops and probably leading the pitchfork, sorry scrub that the placard, wielding brigade to lynch them.

Did I mention I don't like paedophile protectors or for that matter their apologists around my kids ?

Tigger

Joan if i had to pick then enda but none of the others, i mean seriously

Satts

Lucinda can have my babies anytime.

NIMAN

Any, I'd love a night out.

Iang87

Iang87 wrote: »

Gerry Adams. That way they could discuss the economy and be on the same level

Yeah, your kid would do well to learn to not make up €2,000,000,000

MonkeyTennis

You do realise Lucinda is short for Lucifer?

steamengine

Joan - they'd be fast asleep in seconds.

ancapailldorcha

Enda. I'd say he's some storyteller with those dulcet tones.

gramar

Gerry Adams looks nice and cuddly but he did cover up what his brother was up to so he can stay the fúck away from the children I don't have.

the groutch

Joan, and tell them if they ever misbehave again that you'll bring her back.
Turn your kids into angels overnight.

Agent Smith

Menas wrote: »

But Enda could bore them to sleep at story time.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

None of them because they'd probably want about 200 an hour for sending the kids to bed the moment I left and doing **** all after that.

CaraMay

Wouldn't let Gerry near him - he might bring his brother along.

Boom_Bap

I'd let them all try to do it. My kids would break them physically and mentally in no time.

The One Doctor

Not Gerry anyway, he'd probably call his brother.

Red King

Enda. The kids would be great at making sure he doesn't put his hand in the fire or stick a fork in a socket.

He'd be well looked after until the party notices he's missing. Could take a while though.

Richard Hillman

Paul Murphy and RBB would probably distribute their pocket money to people who earn less.

Ruth Coppinger would nationalise their toys.

BoJack Horseman

Gerry.... something.... brother....something..... kiddy diddling.... something. ..... innoshent maaawwwn.

steamengine

Enda during the daytime because he would be good with the colouring books and Joan at night for those wonderful hypnotic droning sounds.