Definitive Proof Of The Existence Of ALIENS

The Backwards Man · 10-02-2016 06:36PM #1

Why does this never happen to me when I'm walking home from the pub?:( I'd love to be chosen as a space cadet.

http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/irishman-claims-abducted-aliens-who-7345219#rlabs=2%20rt$category%20p$1

Beware them governments and bankers too!:pac:

Anyone have a similar experience?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 10-02-2016 06:37PM

Seems legit....

whiskeyman · 10-02-2016 06:39PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Anyone have a similar experience?

I've often gone to the pub and woken up with much memory deleted and feeling like my anus has been probed.

But I put it mostly down to that dodgy kebab and the rake of guinness...

strelok · 10-02-2016 06:41PM

gerry battles

what an awesome name

Ciderswigger · 10-02-2016 06:42PM

"You must use the force. Be one with the force" A quote from the alien seemingly.

They might be from outter space but they're Star Wars fans too!

Bigus · 10-02-2016 06:45PM

A pity the asteroid coming is the size of Munster , if it was the size of Leinster we might have a chance .

Junkyard Tom · 10-02-2016 06:47PM

We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and The Backwards Man mostly comes at night... mostly.

PARlance · 10-02-2016 06:49PM

Com'on Gerry, twas more than 2 you had.

kneemos · 10-02-2016 06:51PM

Four million light years more advanced?
You'd think they'd know the difference between distance and time.

drake70 · 10-02-2016 06:52PM

"We are four million light years more advanced than you are. "

I thought a light year was a measurement of distance

edit: oops kneemos got there before me

The Backwards Man · 10-02-2016 06:52PM

Ciderswigger wrote: »

"You must use the force. Be one with the force" A quote from the alien seemingly.

They might be from outter space but they're Star Wars fans too!

From the 35th quadrant no less. Imagine the size of the galaxy that has 35 quadrants

Diabhal Beag · 10-02-2016 06:53PM

As if aliens are going to waste a hot scoop like that on somebody from Limerick. It'd be like God appearing to some arsehole from Roscommon.

Pac1Man · 10-02-2016 06:55PM

I sometimes think those who were 'abducted' suffered some form of child abuse and have fabricated the alien story as a way of coping.

I believe that they truly believe they were abducted, however their alien story has simply replaced the actual story. Plausible?

maudgonner · 10-02-2016 06:56PM

It was St Stephen's Day. He's got a big white beard. He asked to be brought to the North Pole. I think the real story is yet to be told...

kneemos · 10-02-2016 06:57PM

drake70 wrote: »

"We are four million light years more advanced than you are. "

I thought a light year was a measurement of distance

edit: oops kneemos got there before me

Like a Starship trooper.Flashing by in hyperspace.

The Backwards Man · 10-02-2016 06:58PM

Pac1Man wrote: »

I sometimes think those who were 'abducted' suffered some form of child abuse and have fabricated the alien story as a way of coping.

I believe that they truly believe they were abducted, however their alien story has simply replaced the actual story. Plausible?

I'd say your man is a just a chocolate coating short of a Loop the Loop tbh.

petethedrummer · 10-02-2016 06:58PM

So they spoke english? No need for an interpreter then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKX5Jh2ruho

The Backwards Man · 10-02-2016 07:02PM

maudgonner wrote: »

It was St Stephen's Day. He's got a big white beard. He asked to be brought to the North Pole. I think the real story is yet to be told...

I'd love to know where the Mirror got the stock photo of aliens. They're hiding something

Steppenwolfe · 10-02-2016 07:04PM

"Gerry is hopeful his story will reach the world’s scientific community and said: "The truth is definitely out there." "

Somebody needs to inform the scientific community of Gerry's story asap. I'm sure they will be delighted to know the "truth is definetly out there"

maudgonner · 10-02-2016 07:05PM

Also, TBM, you really should edit the thread title. He was abducted by ALIENS. The Mirror think that they need to shout the word ALIENS at us for some reason, I suppose in case we thought he had been abducted by someone else. Like PAEDOPHILES. Or TERRORISTS.

drake70 · 10-02-2016 07:07PM

maudgonner wrote: »

It was St Stephen's Day. He's got a big white beard. He asked to be brought to the North Pole. I think the real story is yet to be told...

You mean....... he's real!!!:eek:

maudgonner · 10-02-2016 07:11PM

drake70 wrote: »

You mean....... he's real!!!:eek:

I could not possibly say. But since you mention it, Santa's elves are normally described as short, childlike creatures. Aliens are frequently described as short, childlike creatures. They have a spaceship that can travel at high speed. We know Santa needs to cover huge distances in a single day. Perhaps he's upgraded from a sleigh, or maybe that was just a cover story all along. I'll say no more, they're always watching you know...

The Backwards Man · 10-02-2016 07:14PM

maudgonner wrote: »

Also, TBM, you really should edit the thread title. He was abducted by ALIENS. The Mirror think that they need to shout the word ALIENS at us for some reason, I suppose in case we thought he had been abducted by someone else. Like PAEDOPHILES. Or TERRORISTS.

Done:)

I'm emailing my CV to the Mirror as we speak.

SEPT 23 1989 · 10-02-2016 07:25PM

he looks like he was gang probed in that second photograph of him

recylingbin · 10-02-2016 07:30PM

Why do aliens always kidnap weirdos?

The_Valeyard · 10-02-2016 07:33PM

Great taxi service.

timthumbni · 10-02-2016 07:39PM

"All I remember is his big cone head and his beautiful, ginormous eyes"

When I was reading this the dusty Springfield Classic the look of love was playing on the stereo.

Aye I think he had 2 Christmas drinks all right. One was a bottle of whiskey and the next was a bottle of brandy.

StewartGriffin · 10-02-2016 07:59PM

He was pranked by his neighbors. I know that village well and the McDonaghs are well known for such mischief, clever feckers they are too, one's an astrophysicist and I think the youngest is a genetic engineer. All unemployed since the crash.

kneemos · 10-02-2016 08:10PM

StewartGriffin wrote: »

He was pranked by his neighbors. I know that village well and the McDonaghs are well known for such mischief, clever feckers they are too, one's an astrophysicist and I think the youngest is a genetic engineer. All unemployed since the crash.

No demand for genetic engineers in Palaskenry?

Summer wind · 10-02-2016 08:11PM

I'm well jel. I've often travelled that road and the aliens never bothered with me.

StewartGriffin · 10-02-2016 08:13PM

kneemos wrote: »

No demand for genetic engineers in Palaskenry?

Only on the odd job bridge scheme.

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