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My arse on show, Galway city

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,116 ✭✭✭RDM_83 again


    seenitall wrote: »
    What happens next, while I'm still standing there, just struggling to mentally readjust to my sudden fall from grace and loss of dignity, and helping myself in the endeavour by repeatedly smoothing the skirt over my bum, is: a youngish fella passes me from behind (of course), with a huge grin on his face and an enthusiastic and animated wave of both his hands in the manner of "best thing ever!!" And exclaiming excitedly to me: "I saw that!"



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 126 ✭✭Whyohwhy?


    Happened to me, was working on site and ripped the arse pocket outta the work jeans. Like completely, never noticed it(the lads did though) cue walking into the packed pub at 6.30 of a Friday evening to everyone breaking their holes laughing and a hefty amount of abuse.

    Didn't leave mind you... It was Guinness time on Friday, fcuk was I leaving. Was also bear arsed jocked in a busy, more respectable pub at Christmas time, that was a fun night tbh, went home with a lass that liked what she saw ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 652 ✭✭✭DanielODonnell


    The fellows in my school PE class used to pull down eachothers shorts, one fellow also tickled my hairy nipple.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭seenitall


    The fellows in my school PE class used to pull down eachothers shorts, one fellow also tickled my hairy nipple.

    What wholesome imagery, Daniel, truly you spoil us :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Apt username. :) Glad you could see the funny side of it. When is your bottoms next appearance? :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭seenitall


    Ruu wrote: »
    Apt username. :) Glad you could see the funny side of it. When is your bottoms next appearance? :D

    Haha... Hopefully from now on, strictly for private shows only! And rigorously pre-selected audience :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,211 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    I saw it.

    2/10 tbh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,439 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    It happens to me quite a bit that if the crotch of my pants doesn't burst, it probably means I've forgotten to do up my zip. I'm not sure which is worse :o


    Happened a few weeks back too -

    Also quite annoyed right now that I just took off the plaster from donating blood the other night too (split the crotch in my trousers, still hopped up on the table, not too sure the guy across from me with the birds eye view was all that grateful :pac:), and there's quite a nice little bruise at the injection site with some discoloration. I know it'll wear off but still, annoyingly trivial! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭seenitall


    JohnCleary wrote: »
    I saw it.

    2/10 tbh

    Uh, tell me about it :( it's a bit flat isn't it?

    I've always thought it fairly looked like I could be a flat arse (completely aside from being a shortarse as well) and now - I am finally about to get the one god honest confirmation of all my worst fears...

    The Doom has come upon me *runs away in floods of tears*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    PM me a pic, I'll give it an honest assessment!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 12,445 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    Id say the lad behind took a clip with his smartphone. Hopefully he's on boards :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭seenitall


    kfallon wrote: »
    PM me a pic, I'll give it an honest assessment!

    PM sent :)


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,566 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    Stheno wrote: »
    I betcha a google drone was scanning at the time and we'll see your posterior displayed for posterity on Google maps :D

    For posteriority!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    kfallon wrote: »
    PM me a pic, I'll give it an honest assessment!

    Forward it on there like a good lad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    On the hole,I enjoyed that story. My minds eye is still smiling.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,133 ✭✭✭Shurimgreat


    You're famous now OP...or rather your arse is...

    Wait until the Galway Advertiser get a hold of this story!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 126 ✭✭Whyohwhy?


    "that's a lovely but... Of course they ALL have lovely bums"

    *good man Ted, ye saved it! *

    I'm sure your ass is fantastic (hey at least two people noticed and let you know, and one was complimentary, waving hands etc!)

    I got my ass pinched twice on Sunday night in a club, was delighted (I have no ass but 501's are my friend. First time in 10 yr wearing them out, make my non-existent ass look great, but cut the balls off me. Swings and roundabouts I suppose)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,419 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    I thought this might have been the title of the latest exhibition in the museum / gallery. Shame.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭seenitall


    Whyohwhy? wrote: »
    "that's a lovely but... Of course they ALL have lovely bums"

    *good man Ted, ye saved it! *

    I'm sure your ass is fantastic (hey at least two people noticed and let you know, and one was complimentary, waving hands etc!)

    I got my ass pinched twice on Sunday night in a club, was delighted (I have no ass but 501's are my friend. First time in 10 yr wearing them out, make my non-existent ass look great, but cut the balls off me. Swings and roundabouts I suppose)

    Sir, Thank you kindly.

    It curiously took until page 5 for my ambitions for this thread to start getting recognised: getting compliments on my bottom, (sight unseen), getting slotted for the appearance in the local paper of prominence :p and being celebrated as a work of art. Quite a prospect for a lowly posterior.

    Next step : world domination.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    You will sit and watch the moon rise over Claddagh, and watch the sun go down on Gakway Bay.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,798 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    "I saw that - great craic!"

    No true Irishman could have missed such a pun. He must have been a Brit in disguise.


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