How often do you take a dump ?

Mint Sauce · 31-01-2016 11:50AM

Once or twice a day at Pauls house.

The Moldy Gowl · 31-01-2016 11:51AM

Fat Christy wrote: »

Women have posted.

They posted lies. That's what they posted.

Fat Christy · 31-01-2016 11:53AM

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

They posted lies. That's what they posted.

Gonna send ya a pic of the next one.

Mint Sauce · 31-01-2016 11:53AM

Loop Zoop wrote: »

One of the most important parts of my job is not only asking people how often their bowels move but also asking them to describe the quantity and quality of their poos. There's a poo scale and everything.

"Be a nurse" they said, "Be pure glamorous" they said :mad:

Ah the good oul Bristol Stool Chart.

The Moldy Gowl · 31-01-2016 11:57AM

Fat Christy wrote: »

Gonna send ya a pic of the next one.

All I will see is rainbows and butterflies, and a unicorn galloping in the distance

Fleawuss · 31-01-2016 12:01PM

Loop Zoop wrote: »

One of the most important parts of my job is not only asking people how often their bowels move but also asking them to describe the quantity and quality of their poos. There's a poo scale and everything.

"Be a nurse" they said, "Be pure glamorous" they said :mad:

A bit like the Myers Briggs stuff.

seamus · 31-01-2016 12:08PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Don't know where people find the time to be pooping more than once a day.

After "first coffee of the day" time, toilet time is one of the best times of the day. Plus, it generally comes quickly after the first coffee of the day.

Bulbous Salutation · 31-01-2016 12:19PM

I've been using the nutribullet blender I got for Christmas each morning. Think lots of kale, spinach, sprouting seeds, wheatgrass etc. I've been adding vegetable powder to the mix - a 'potent blend of 25 green fruit and vegetables'.

To say I'm regular is an understatement. The Japanese railway authority could use the sight of me goose stepping into the jacks to time their train departures.

I'm physical, emotional and spirituality lighter after the experience.

fleet_admiral · 31-01-2016 01:36PM

seamus wrote: »

After "first coffee of the day" time, toilet time is one of the best times of the day. Plus, it generally comes quickly after the first coffee of the day.

A coffee and a cigarette is an excellent poo trigger

Adorable · 31-01-2016 02:33PM

Disgruntled Badger wrote: »

Insightful thread. Once daily AM.

Did anyone notice no women have posted. Either this is a subject they find distasteful or, as I have long suspected, they don't intact poo? :-?

I've posted. I don't really mind sharing stuff like this. People tell me I tend to be a little too open... Eek. :P

The_Valeyard · 31-01-2016 02:37PM

Surely there must be a slight weight difference before and after you take a massive dump?

Ficheall · 31-01-2016 03:14PM

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Surely there must be a slight weight difference before and after you take a massive dump?

Surprisingly, only in the summer, when the temperature differential between the air outside your body and inside your rectum is less significant. In the winter months, the vacuum left in your anal cavity after the poo escapes sucks in some cold air from outside. Then, since the pressure exerted by a gas is directly proportional to its temperature at a constant volume, according to Gay-Lussac's law, as the temperature of this cold air increases from being inside your body, the pressure increases, and with it, the force you are exerting on your weighing scales. You can, of course, alleviate this by farting often - this decreases the volume and pressure of gas in your ass. This is why people who eat lots of vegetables are generally less overweight than those who do not - their increased flatulence. The more you know.

thelad95 · 31-01-2016 03:18PM

I'm having one now.

The_Valeyard · 31-01-2016 03:22PM

thelad95 wrote: »

I'm having one now.

Dont strain, could give you haemorrhoids.

Ally Dick · 31-01-2016 04:09PM

I take a dump before my shower at home....and pray that I won't need to go during the day. Work toilets are usually disgusting

YFlyer · 31-01-2016 04:31PM

Once a day, sometimes twice. Take triphala to aid elimination.

MaryAntoinette · 01-02-2016 12:01AM

Three times a day, third one is usually a little one. First one of the day can be a humdinger.

Niemoj · 01-02-2016 03:51AM

Used to be once a week or sometimes once every 9 or so days.

Went to the doctor and she basically said there's not really a "normal" for things like that, everyone is different and if it works for you, it works for you.

She wasn't the doctor I usually get so I took that as a I cba doing much today, how can I get you out the quickest?

Upped my fibre and water intake and violà, tis like clockwork now!

gormdubhgorm · 01-02-2016 04:22AM

RobertKK wrote: »

Once a week????

Fibre people, fibre, what the hell are these people eating?
Also drink enough water.

I find guinness is a great help...

bmwguy · 01-02-2016 06:37PM

I go when I want a good read of boards.ie

I think every one of my posts was on the jacks.
Except this one funny enough

charlietheminxx · 01-02-2016 06:43PM

I have IBS so it could be nothing for 4 days, then 4 times in a day.

fleet_admiral · 01-02-2016 06:46PM

5 times so far today, all I at yesterday was a shepards pie and 5 pints of Guinness

kfallon · 01-02-2016 06:47PM

Like to curl one out most mornings and also like to pinch one off before I go playing football.

SterlingArcher · 01-02-2016 06:52PM

It depends on if I can remember my boards log in or if it's down.

Gael23 · 01-02-2016 07:09PM

I'm "feeling the urge" now and I haven't eaten since lunchtime.

Sprog 4 · 02-02-2016 08:13PM

The Maximus™ as I like to call it usually arrives shortly after getting out of bed. On occasion I'll have a power dump during the day if the need arises. 1.2 dumps per day on average would seem like a reasonable estimation.