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Do you have something in place in case you are burgled

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,027 ✭✭✭cajonlardo


    After several burglary attempts I have settled on a plan.

    I leave bedroom and wife locks door and then she phones the Gardai ( who have been brilliant in their response)

    If the burglars are still outside I open upstairs windows and request them to leave :)

    Adult son stands on landing, Older Adult son waits halfway down stairs while I go down to hall. We each have hurleys.

    If the burglars are already in house hopefully they will leave with whatever they have.
    I don't intend to engage with them unless attacked. If attacked, son on stairs has a nice clear swing at their heads. If they do fight their way past me and son on stairs , the lad on the landing will split them open - he isn't going to be too merciful after they've done in his Da and he remains as the last man standing between them and his Mother.
    So far, it hasn't come to any of this

    Biggest concern would then be Reprisals against family in the aftermath.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 114 ✭✭ponzook


    Have smoke alarms in every room of the house all linked together with backup power in case electricity goes. One goes off they all go off.

    Have a couple of hidden cameras around the property and linked to my bedroom and again with backup power.

    Have an alarm wired to the phone line and if this fails or been cut I have a 3g dongle which activates. Again provided with backup power.

    Have my bedroom locked with a push button system like a key fob . I have a string ladder at my window sill connected to the wall in case I ever need use it. (Don't want to have out of a second story in case of fire or could get away from burgalars).

    I have a panic button in case anything happens around a key chain.

    I also have rifle in my bedside locker.

    Closest house to me is 8 miles away. Live in the sticks.

    Only cost me around 1k to have all that security. Did 90% of it myself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,004 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    I put lots of Micro Machines in my hall at night. If that doesn't thwart them, there's a huge swinging pipe waiting for them at the top of the stairs. That's not a euphanism.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,134 ✭✭✭✭Discodog


    An old fella near me has two big coffee jars by the front & back doors. I noticed that they were full of liquid. He said that it was petrol & explained that he would chuck it over the scumbag & shake a box of matches. :pac:

    A very good deterrent if the gas powered weed burners sold by Lidl, Aldi etc. Turn it upside down, press the igniter button & you have a flame thrower. Plus you have a justifiable reason as you use it to light the fire.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,090 ✭✭✭questionmark?


    ponzook wrote: »
    Have smoke alarms in every room of the house all linked together with backup power in case electricity goes. One goes off they all go off.

    Have a couple of hidden cameras around the property and linked to my bedroom and again with backup power.

    Have an alarm wired to the phone line and if this fails or been cut I have a 3g dongle which activates. Again provided with backup power.

    Have my bedroom locked with a push button system like a key fob . I have a string ladder at my window sill connected to the wall in case I ever need use it. (Don't want to have out of a second story in case of fire or could get away from burgalars).

    I have a panic button in case anything happens around a key chain.

    I also have rifle in my bedside locker.

    Closest house to me is 8 miles away. Live in the sticks.

    Only cost me around 1k to have all that security. Did 90% of it myself.

    8 miles. Surely there is a one off house nearer than that!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,250 ✭✭✭ardinn




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 114 ✭✭ponzook


    8 miles. Surely there is a one off house nearer than that!!

    No not one, cul de sac.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭etoughguy


    A hammer and a big fook off knife in the bedroom. As far as Im concerned someone breaking into my house while Im there puts my sons life in threat and I will react accordingly


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Throw my bobble hat over my head and pretend to be a burglar


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,561 ✭✭✭hairyslug


    A mask, clamps and a gag, may as well have some fun if they come in


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 307 ✭✭Figbiscuithead


    My petite, very sweet, non-confrontational sister chased a burglar out of her house with a hurley shouting, "GET THE **** OUT OF MY HOUSE OR I'LL KILL YOUUUUUUUUUU", which he did. We were all really bloody proud of her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭Boskowski


    My health is currently at 160, I have 100 armour and 2 knifes, 3 tesla grenades, 1 shotgun, 1 assault rifle with rocket launcher, 1 sniper rifle and a laser cutter with the tesla upgrade. And I just finished off the London Monitor, so I'm pumped. Lets see how they like that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,063 ✭✭✭Kiwi in IE


    OH works a lot of night shifts. I have a couple of plans. Hopefully Little Kiwi and I would be able to get out the window of the spare room and onto the roof of the pump house below. Worst case scenario, I have a knife in the bedside locker. I would go into Little Kiwi's room, lock the door, call the cops, put him under the bed covered in bedding and get into the bed myself with the knife hidden up my sleeve, play dead and wait for the cops. If the intruder came close enough to the bed, they'd have their throat slit. So long as they didn't approach us, they could take what they wanted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,701 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    lol i have about 50 knives in my bedroom a compound bow and some real swords
    but i'd use a hammer cos i'm a carpenter and Judges like the symmetry
    also i'm good with hammers and if you stand just inside a door frame you cant be hit with a bat or a hurley . i'd probably be putting the puur feckers out of their misery tho as the dogs would be eating them


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,701 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    ardinn wrote: »
    Adapted to use on sounding of alarm


    i can see that killing people who are getting up or standing on the bed or loads of ways


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    Anyone else feel really unsafe all of a sudden? I have nothing but my mobile phone for protection!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,956 ✭✭✭✭murpho999


    Total over reaction by many.
    People being broken into whilst at home,,hardly ever happens and confronting them is the wrong and most dangerous thing to do.

    Install panic buttons and call the police. A triggered alarm should make them flee.

    Even so the chance of this happening to you is very remote.
    Keeping weapons in the house for unlikely event of being broken into whilst in the house.
    It's a similar mentality to those in the US who keep guns in the house that so many are critical of.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,158 ✭✭✭323


    my3cents wrote: »
    I have a comprehensive first aid kit because if the dogs get hold of any burglar they are going to need patching up.

    Indeed, good idea, hadn't considered that. Wouldn't want him to leak on the carpet/rug as ye bundle him out:).

    “Follow the trend lines, not the headlines,”



  • Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    when the robbers pull up and see my old car and dilapidated house they feel sorry for me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,027 ✭✭✭cajonlardo


    [QUOTE=murpho999;98535340
    People being broken into whilst at home,,hardly ever happens and confronting them is the wrong and most dangerous thing to do. [/QUOTE]

    Huh?

    Ours burgled 4 times whilst at home

    10pm watching T.V and lads had levered open our front door.

    2 am ish Thought I heard my son returning from night out but it was 3 lads in our sitting room.

    4 am All 4 of us asleep and lad tried to break door in.

    aprx Midnight and rear door levered open. they were gone when I got down.

    Several house on my estate burgled whilst people in them, sister's home burgled while she was having a lie in one morning.

    Burglary whilst house is occupied is very common.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭madmac187


    Cajonlardo where do you live?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    Mobile phone, call the Gardaí, hide under the bed. There's nothing in my house worth risking my life for!

    theres monsters under there.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,386 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    cajonlardo wrote: »
    Burglary whilst house is occupied is very common.
    +1. It's quite common in Ireland and more common in rural areas. Personally and having seen the effect they have on decent people and their families, I think burglars are vile things not worthy of human rights by virtue of their trade and that repeat offenders should be publicly strung up and left to rot on gibbets.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 38,989 ✭✭✭✭Permabear


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭Wabbit Ears


    I have comprehensive home insurance and a dog.

    Realistically anyone who breaks into my house is a better fighter than me. An altercation would, odds on, end In me way worse off.

    That said I'd be kinda averagely armed, the usual stuff, a curved dagger beside my bed, a viking sword and an axe in the cupboard, a ring hilt hand and a half broadsword in the corner, a softball bat in the cloakroom downstairs. Throwing knives in the hall drawers... oh and a hand held crossbow with a quiver full of bolts in the laundry room beside my recurve bow. You know, the normal stuff you find in your average gaff.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,781 ✭✭✭Knine


    I am well prepared now for a break in. Having had scum break in in 2014 I won't be caught napping again. Horrible vile creatures even ate the food out of my fridge.

    To this day they are still terrorising the area I live in. Judges just let them walk free. However I firmly believe their day will come.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,888 ✭✭✭AtomicHorror


    I have a throwing axe under my bed. Not even joking.

    Technically it belongs to my son, but he's only 2 so he's not having it for a few years yet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,059 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Nothing but my genius.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    I have always thought that the best burglar protection is a dog. Unfortunately I'm not in a position to properly care for or support such an animal just now (I hate flatsharing) but in the future when I have my own place...


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