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  • #2
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Our shareprice jumped 5% on the news of my increased productivity.


  • #3
    SQLDBA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 91 ✭✭SQLDBA


    the most productive evening I've ever had in work..........


  • #4
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    I didn't even notice??


  • #5
    TeaBagMania
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭TeaBagMania


    Glad I wasn’t the only one


  • #6
    Hitchens
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,040 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    the hamster died and had to be replaced from a distant pet shop :)


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  • #7
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    AND WE'RE BACK!!!

































    *stops feasting on gooey brains*


  • #8
    Junkyard Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    I sent a strongly worded smoke signal but it was a bit windy so they probably couldn't make it out.


  • #9
    Lights On
    Registered Users Posts: 1,752 ✭✭✭Lights On


    What next? They'll be drive-by shootin's and it'll be like boys in the hood. And they'll be prostitutes on street corners, and the pimps will be using crack to keep the hoors under control.


  • #10
    DenMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,064 ✭✭✭DenMan


    I went outside and actually did physical work. My hands were all covered in clay and my wellies were wet so my socks got drenched. :( On the plus side, it was very productive. :D


  • #11
    PC Lackey
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 69 ✭✭PC Lackey


    They had to recharge the offensive detector.


    During those 2.5 hours 10 uncomfortable facts got through.


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  • #12
    MonkeyTennis
    Registered Users Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    I fixed it by licking the screen.

    Go me!


  • #13
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Their pixels were being hacked by Hitlers


  • #14
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Didn't even notice, was too busy online shopping working!


  • #15
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    kfallon wrote: »
    Didn't even notice, was too busy online shopping working!

    Stop pretending you have a life outside boards! :p The rest of us were chewing our finger nails at the thought of real world engagement! I stepped outside my front door today and broke in to a cold sweat. People were talking to me and I didn't know what to do so I ran away.

    I'm back in my pit now safe and warm with my beloved boards.

    :pac:


  • #16
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
    Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
    Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
    Bring out the f5 button, let the refreshers come.

    Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
    Scribbling on the sky the message Boards Is Dead,
    Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
    Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.


    Can't believe people were getting on with their lives as if nothing was wrong!


  • #17
    Canadel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,586 ✭✭✭Canadel


    Is it back up yet?


  • #18
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭cml387


    Essential upgrade ahead of general election.


  • #19
    falan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,574 ✭✭✭falan


    Seems to work on my phone but not on the laptop. .


  • #20
    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    I'm on a desktop browser (soooo 2010!) but also using the old vbulletin version of boards, I wonder is that helping?


  • #21
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    Went to read the Ireland section of reddit. Nearly ended it all tbh.


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  • #22
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    How are you?


    Reddit is craps for drunk threads.

    Thank you boards, for coming back. :)


  • #23
    Medusa22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    How are you?


    Reddit is craps for drunk threads.

    Thank you boards, for coming back. :)

    Is there anyone alive out there?


  • #24
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sweet Jehovah!!


  • #25
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Medusa22 wrote: »
    Is there anyone alive out there?

    I'm ded.


  • #26
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    That was the longest night of my life.


  • #27
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    It's me. I was wondering if after all this time you would like to meet. To go over, everything.


  • #28
    Lia_lia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,691 ✭✭✭Lia_lia


    Just had the most productive evening ever!


  • #29
    testicle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,429 ✭✭✭testicle


    Praise the lord jebus Christy!


  • #30
    Fart
    Registered Users Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    Drunk on a school night (not likely)?

    Sheeeeeeeeeit!


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  • #31
    rawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    Screw you, Boards. I was do bored in work today i was actually productive. Now they're gonna expect the same tomorrow ffs


  • #32
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Who am I going to sing REO Speedwagon to now? :(


  • #33
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    I could hear the voices in my head again.


  • #34
    La.de.da
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,010 ✭✭✭La.de.da


    Hello from the other side.


  • #35
    Ciderswigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 941 ✭✭✭Ciderswigger


    I got so much done this evening, like, I was super productive.

    Don't you ever do that again Boards, you hear me!?


  • #36
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm developing serious insecurities boards.
    Just when I think you want me you disappear again!


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  • #37
    misstearheus
    Registered Users Posts: 2,126 ✭✭✭misstearheus


    Unfair! I wasn't able to log on an hour ago?!? Explanation needed....


  • #38
    Medusa22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    My OH went off to bed, sick of watching me frantically and desperately clicking the 'refresh' button, maybe this is a sign that I should take a break from boards :pac:


  • #39
    La.de.da
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,010 ✭✭✭La.de.da


    The sweat must be rolling off the poor IT folk.
    Poor creaturs.


  • #40
    Medusa22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I'm developing serious insecurities boards.
    Just when I think you want me you disappear again!

    Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me!


  • #41
    Mountainsandh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,700 ✭✭✭Mountainsandh


    I nearly died of Facebook overdose.


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  • #42
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    We rode it out :)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVFgEBq0EKM


  • #43
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Mountainsandh wrote: »
    I nearly died of Facebook overdose.

    Just thanked your post, you should live now

    1 like = 1 prayer


  • #44
    misstearheus
    Registered Users Posts: 2,126 ✭✭✭misstearheus


    How were people posting at 5pm and 7pm?? Strange...


  • #45
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Hello, can you hear me?!


  • #46
    Medusa22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    Mountainsandh wrote: »
    I nearly died of Facebook overdose.

    I also logged into facebook out of sheer desperation, it is not the same.


  • #47
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Hello, can you hear me?!
    You'll have to speak up, my soundbar is turned up to 51!


  • #48
    Mountainsandh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,700 ✭✭✭Mountainsandh


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    Just thanked your post, you should live now

    1 like = 1 prayer

    Amen.

    Don't scroll.


  • #49
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,353 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    PC Lackey wrote: »
    They had to recharge the offensive detector.


    During those 2.5 hours 10 uncomfortable facts got through.

    What was offensive about the detector?


  • #50
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    How is it that there was nothing on Boards Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/boards.ie/ about the problem? I know the page is fairly inactive but surely it could have been used to let people know what was up? Anyway, it's not a problem, just more proof that I can have a life without Boards. :D

    ****



  • #51
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    How are ya? It's so typical of me to talk about myself, I'm sorry


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