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The Boards outage megathread

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    #62
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    XR3i wrote: »
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    Tommy's stuck down the well?

    Good girl Lassie!


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    #63
    whatismyname
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,707 ✭✭✭whatismyname


    Jaysus that was horrific. Are we all still alive?


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    #64
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    It's what happens when living in a material world

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzqY0TzXM4Y


    It seems there is a bloody revolution with tech.


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    #65
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    I was really bored clicking F5 all day, so I started taking heroin. Turns out it's not addictive at all. Or dangerous. I mean, if it was dangerous, they'd put a health warning on it. It stops the baby crawling across the ceiling.

    Thanks, ddossers!


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    #66
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Tommy's stuck down the well?

    Good girl Lassie!
    ah f it, I hit the ol laptop a wallop of my fist and now all the writing has gone tiny tiny


    f modern tech.


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    #67
    La.de.da
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,010 ✭✭✭La.de.da


    RayM wrote: »
    I was really bored clicking F5 all day, so I started taking heroin. Turns out it's not addictive at all. Or dangerous. I mean, if it was dangerous, they'd put a health warning on it. It stops the baby crawling across the ceiling.

    Thanks, ddossers!

    Delightful alternative there. Wish I'd have thought of that instead of logging into book face. Everyone with their perfect lives. Grrr.


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    #68
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    The first sign of panic is lighting up a cigarette, then half way through it you need a glass of whiskey, then half way through that and still no connection to the server you need a line of cocaine, then you are all hyper ponceing around looking for clarification of it all, then you forget and just dance to the music and disregard it all.

    It's called numbing the mind.

    It's amazing that one single interferon can cause so much damage. A rogue electron.


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    #69
    _Whimsical_
    Registered Users Posts: 7,955 ✭✭✭_Whimsical_


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    How are you?


    Reddit is craps for drunk threads.

    Thank you boards, for coming back. :)

    Oh right out of left field...
    I was expecting one of your music related threads!
    At first I thought Adele then seeing as it's you I thought it'd have to be Lionel Richie.
    But no, a shocker awaited me.


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    #70
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    i won't be stayying up nights feeding you calpol


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    #71
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    XR3i wrote: »
    i won't be stayying up nights feeding you calpol
    How'd you know I have a sniffle?


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    #72
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    How'd you know I have a sniffle?

    GO TO BED!!!


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    #73
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    XR3i wrote: »
    GO TO BED!!!
    Bed was never like this


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    #74
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Bed was never like this

    no backchat , that means bed, and instantly, without backchat


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    #75
    wil
    Registered Users Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    Dear God, thank himself tis back, thought I'd have to go to bed.


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    #76
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Da fuq??


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    #77
    RobertKK
    Registered Users Posts: 33,727 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    I blame ISIS, they are not happy we are infidels.


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    #78
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,969 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Reddit has more sensible threads than boards, but God, the layout hurts my eyes.

    Then twitter went down, and I felt like I was cut off from the world.

    So thats how Tom Hanks felt in Castaway.


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    #79
    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    the place is genuinely fecked I think. Someone has clearly got boards number and can attack at will.


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    #80
    RobertKK
    Registered Users Posts: 33,727 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    syklops wrote: »
    Reddit has more sensible threads than boards, but God, the layout hurts my eyes.

    Then twitter went down, and I felt like I was cut off from the world.

    So thats how Tom Hanks felt in Castaway.

    Yeah, boards and twitter down and people talked about blue Monday.


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    #81
    TallGlass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,935 ✭✭✭TallGlass


    Delighted it's back I can be easy again now.

    I was getting really edgy about it, really wanted to post some stuff, but now it back I realize I have nothing to post.


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    #82
    TallGlass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,935 ✭✭✭TallGlass


    Fúcking b-static is breaking my balls here. If I see my browser hang on it one more time, I will go fúcking ballistic ! :pac::pac::pac:


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    #83
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users Posts: 28,394 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    In before some wannabe mod makes a hamster joke that isn't funny.

    It's too late isn't it?


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    #84
    py2006
    Registered Users Posts: 9,847 ✭✭✭py2006


    How are some of ye back before me? Mine was down from yesterday up to about 30mins ago!!


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    #85
    gordongekko
    Registered Users Posts: 5,301 ✭✭✭gordongekko


    Traffic to pen sites was probably way up while the site was down.


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    #86
    benny79
    Registered Users Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭benny79


    2.5 hrs!! More like 24 hrs!! Most productive day in work ever!!


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    #87
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    gordongekko wrote: »
    Traffic to pen sites was probably way up while the site was down.

    So people could buy pens? To write strongly worded letters about the site being down?


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    #88
    TallGlass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,935 ✭✭✭TallGlass


    benny79 wrote: »
    2.5 hrs!! More like 24 hrs!! Most productive day in work ever!!

    I think it went down yesterday, then they decided that 2.5 hrs wasn't long enough of a break for the hamsters so they took 8 or more off.


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    #89
    nc6000
    Registered Users Posts: 3,224 ✭✭✭nc6000


    So with the site down how productive were you all?


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    #90
    DrPhilG
    Registered Users Posts: 12,196 ✭✭✭✭DrPhilG


    Even less productive, since I was spending more time checking to see if it was back rather than just getting in and catching up and leaving again.


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    #91
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users Posts: 28,394 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Let's all take a moment to feel sorry for the people in the real world who were inflicted with stupid questions from the AH stupid question posters over the last 24 hours.


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