Tell me two truths and one lie about yourself

smash · 06-01-2016 09:47PM

I once clamped a clamper.

I've died twice but was revived.

When I was 15 my friend told me his older brother's hot girlfriend was in the shower and asked me to look through the key hole. I did, told him you could see her naked and told him to take a peek. He did, but it was his sister.

Collie D · 06-01-2016 09:47PM

Deep Six wrote: »

2?

1. I started on Steven Seagal one night while drunk
2. I fell out of a canal boat in Amsterdam
3. I am watching a Simpsons episode I have somehow never seen before

Not 2 for me. Hopefully your 1 is the lie

Fleawuss · 06-01-2016 09:47PM

Like Richard Nixon I lie even when I don't have to, just to keep in practice.

MilesMorales1 · 06-01-2016 09:54PM

Collie D wrote: »

No. 2

1. I was the youngest contestant (at the time and possibly still) on Blackboard Jungle.
2. I was escorted across the French border by police but have returned twice since.
3. Won almost $10k on roulette in Caesar's Palace from $25 start and lost it playing black jack the next night.

Number 1/

Collie D · 06-01-2016 09:54PM

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

Number 1/

Nope. 3 is the lie. Have never even been to Vegas and despite enjoying the odd bet don't really have much interest in it at my age.

The other two are the only vaguely interesting facts I could think if about myself

endacl · 06-01-2016 09:54PM

I am.
I'm not.
I might.

Deep Six · 06-01-2016 09:55PM

Collie D wrote: »

Not 2 for me. Hopefully your 1 is the lie

Nope, 2 is the lie.

Late 90's, bar in Sacramento, and too many drinks taken. Wasn't starting on him as much as it was me being a drunken bollix and mimicking kung fu kicks in front of him (as a laugh), before he stood up and told me to **** off. I was already being dragged out by bouncers at that stage

Peregrine · 06-01-2016 09:57PM

I love the colour green
I have a dog named Jimmy
I have 5000 unread e-mails

Collie D · 06-01-2016 10:07PM

Peregrine wrote: »

I love the colour green
I have a dog named Jimmy
I have 5000 unread e-mails

All sound plausible but will go with the emails based on the fact you've a high post count so must spend time at computer. Although you could also be posting instead of answering mail I suppose but will stick with that

MilesMorales1 · 06-01-2016 10:29PM

Peregrine wrote: »

I love the colour green
I have a dog named Jimmy
I have 5000 unread e-mails

2. Jimmy doesn't sound like a dogs name.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 06-01-2016 10:33PM

My brother is called Bart

My mother was called Peg

My wife is called Grace

Collie D · 06-01-2016 10:35PM

Eliana Thoughtless Onion wrote: »

My brother is called Bart

My mother was called Peg

My wife is called Grace

Bart?

I like this thread

con___manx1 · 07-01-2016 01:24AM

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

I really, really, really hope it's #1. :eek:

Ya 1 is the lie. I really put a PIC of her on my dart board and put 50 million holes in her head lol

VickieVexed1 · 07-01-2016 01:40AM

1. I'm incredibly good in bed.
2. I grow all my own flowers and veggies.
3. I once voted for Enda Kenny.

StringerBell · 07-01-2016 01:43AM

1. I cheated on my 7 months pregnant girlfriend with one of her friends, and got her to drive me to the place under false pretense.
2. I have a very big cock.
3. I once blew 2700euro on a single spin of a roulette wheel.

mansize · 07-01-2016 01:45AM

1. I won the Nobel peace prize
2. I had brain surgery 4 times
3. I kissed a girl and I liked it

mansize · 07-01-2016 01:45AM

StringerBell wrote: »

1. I cheated on my 7 months pregnant girlfriend with one of her friends, and got her to drive me to the place under false pretense.
2. I have a very big cock.
3. I once blew 2700euro on a single spin of a roulette wheel.

2

07-01-2016 01:45AM

1. I am in bed
2. I am not wearing any pyjamas
3. I am wearing earrings

kjl · 07-01-2016 01:46AM

1. I've slept with a playboy model
2. I have a third nipple
3. I once found a wallet with €30 and kept the money

kjl · 07-01-2016 01:47AM

Deleted User wrote: »

1. I am in bed
2. I am not wearing any pyjamas
3. I am wearing earrings

Hello nudie :cool:

07-01-2016 02:09AM

1. The first time I sat exams at university I failed one, and then failed the autumn repeat so had to repeat the whole year; I then failed it a third time before finally getting exactly 40% to pass on my fourth attempt.

2. The first time I ever "went home" with someone, we crossed paths with a violent mugger en route; instead of losing my virginity that night, I ended up being knocked unconscious and robbed.

3. The first time I was ever in a relationship was when I was 20 and I got dumped over the phone on the night before my 21st birthday, which was also the night before what would have been our six-month anniversary.

The Backwards Man · 07-01-2016 02:17AM

I'm drinking German Pilsner.

I'm listening to Agent Provocateur by Foreigner.

I'm wearing Wellingtons.

Insect Overlord · 07-01-2016 02:21AM

1. I've appeared on TV as a barman, but in real life have never even tried to pour a pint.
2. I've had a short story published in a well-respected literary journal.
3. I once won a schools "outstanding achievement award" because nobody else was getting nominated in the category, so one of the lads put my name in for it.

Diamond Doll · 07-01-2016 02:35AM

1) I've studied four different college courses in four different colleges

2) I kissed a secondary school teacher on a night out the summer after leaving cert ... he subsequently lost his job

3) I'm terrified of dying

Diamond Doll · 07-01-2016 02:37AM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

1. The first time I sat exams at university I failed one, and then failed the autumn repeat so had to repeat the whole year; I then failed it a third time before finally getting exactly 40% to pass on my fourth attempt.

2. The first time I ever "went home" with someone, we crossed paths with a violent mugger en route; instead of losing my virginity that night, I ended up being knocked unconscious and robbed.

3. The first time I was ever in a relationship was when I was 20 and I got dumped over the phone on the night before my 21st birthday, which was also the night before what would have been our six-month anniversary.

I reckon number 2 is the lie?

gormdubhgorm · 07-01-2016 02:40AM

1) I never wound anyone up on boards.ie
2) I secretly like meath
3) I cheated in an important exam and still failed!

Diamond Doll · 07-01-2016 02:45AM

gormdubhgorm wrote: »

1) I never wound anyone up on boards.ie
2) I secretly like meath
3) I cheated in an important exam and still failed!

1) is the lie!

Armchair Andy · 07-01-2016 02:55AM

I once told Shane McGowan to fuch off and he took it personally.

Once jumped out of a window high as a kite on superskunk thinking I was a pigeon.

Got nabbed for public indecency one night for riding a Dutch girl cop on a bonnet by a jealous co-worker.

MilesMorales1 · 07-01-2016 02:57AM

Deleted User wrote: »

1. I am in bed
2. I am not wearing any pyjamas
3. I am wearing earrings

2?

07-01-2016 02:59AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'm drinking German Pilsner.

I'm listening to Agent Provocateur by Foreigner.

I'm wearing Wellingtons.

#1 is the lie - you're drinking either Smithwicks or Harp!

An File wrote: »

1. I've appeared on TV as a barman, but in real life have never even tried to pour a pint.
2. I've had a short story published in a well-respected literary journal.
3. I once won a schools "outstanding achievement award" because nobody else was getting nominated in the category, so one of the lads put my name in for it.

Hmm, they all sound plausible.....#3 is the lie?

Diamond Doll wrote: »

1) I've studied four different college courses in four different colleges

2) I kissed a secondary school teacher on a night out the summer after leaving cert ... he subsequently lost his job

3) I'm terrified of dying

My first thought was #2, 'cause firing a teacher for kissing someone who's already done Leaving Cert seems a bit harsh......but I kinda want to believe it 'cause it makes for a good story, so I'll say #3. :pac:

Diamond Doll wrote: »

I reckon number 2 is the lie?

Sadly, no. That actually happened.

#1 is the lie; my academic track record is mixed at best but at least it's never been as disastrous as my love life!

Tell me two truths and one lie about yourself

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