Tell me two truths and one lie about yourself

MilesMorales1

And then if people want to try and guess, knock yourselves out etc.


1. I once blew up a used condom some kids in my class at school gave to me, cos I was stupid.
2. I lived in Germany.
3. I have a hot girlfriend.


Etc.

1. I'm Miles' hot girlfiend.
2. I'm afraid of balloons.
3. I once accidentally tied the doors of my car shut when I was tying a christmas tree to the roof.

Nodin

I'm not politically correct as often thought here.
I do not own any shoes.
I am very proficient with an arc welder.

jaded_pause

1. I'm a homeowner
2. I'm a Guiness World Record holder
3. I drive every single day even if I have no where to go.

Bet you'll never guess which one is the lie.

Canadel

1. I'm a paedophile
2. I'm a murderer
3. I've never told a lie

irishgirl19

Hmm we have to do this as one of those awkward ice breakers when I started my last job

GLaDOS

1) I always tell the truth
2) I always tell lies
3) I stab people who ask awkward questions



*shamelessly nicked from XKCD

masti123

1. This is a lie.
2. No.1 is true.
3. No.2 is a lie.

Call Me Jimmy

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

3. I have a hot girlfriend.

louyyz

Deleted User wrote: »

1. I'm Miles' hot girlfiend.

louyyyz

Nodin wrote: »

I'm not politically correct as often thought here.

LOYYYYYEZ

DrumSteve

I play the drums.
My Name is Steve.
I also play guitar.

jaded_pause

jaded_pause wrote: »

1. I'm a homeowner
2. I'm a Guiness World Record holder
3. I drive every single day even if I have no where to go.

Bet you'll never guess which one is the lie.

Eh. I'd just have to guess three times like

Hammer89

I once gave Enda Kenny's sister a lick-out

I've slept with half of the female members on Boards.ie

My username is Hammer89.

Call Me Jimmy

DrumSteve wrote: »

I play the drums.
My Name is Steve.
I also play guitar.

This one will keep me up all night i fear :O

smokingman

This was used at my table at the office chrimbo party. Was going well until the office gobshyte got involved...

Boom_Bap

1. I like lists
2. I make lists
3. I like to make lists of lists

SterlingArcher

Boom_Bap wrote: »

1. I like lists
2. I make lists
3. lists

Oscar Schindler?

RobertKK

I have a degree in agriculture.

I was in New York September 2001 and saw the destruction.

My cousin is an award winning actor and has starred in TV/films with Johnny Depp, Jack Nicholson, Elizabeth Taylor among others.

MilesMorales1

Deleted User wrote: »

1. I'm Miles' hot girlfiend.
2. I'm afraid of balloons.
3. I once accidentally tied the doors of my car shut when I was tying a christmas tree to the roof.

Number 2? :pac:

hairyprincess

1. I'm hairy
2. I'm a princess
3. I once got locked inside my secondary school

MilesMorales1

hairyprincess wrote: »

1. I'm hairy
2. I'm a princess
3. I once got locked inside my secondary school

2?

The Backwards Man

I like Tennent's

I hate footing turf.

I once got a stern visit from the guards on behalf of the AFP regarding making nuisance phonecalls to the Sydney Opera House. I used to ring them up for the craic to see what shows were on, and if I hurried would they keep me a ticket, then howl and fall about the place when I told them I was in Ireland.

RayM

1. I can tell you what day of the week any particular date fell on.
2. I once pulled a prank and it got mentioned in the Irish Times.
3. Former presidential candidate Dana Rosemary Scallon once called me "an ignorant fucker" when I absent-mindedly skipped the queue in a petrol station on the N7.

looksee

ScienceNerd wrote: »

1) I always tell the truth
2) I always tell lies
3) I stab people who ask awkward questions



*shamelessly nicked from XKCD

None of these three is true

Pherekydes

I'm tall, dark and handsome.

pudzey101

1.) My mate once pranked me by spiking me with a viagra before a job interview.
2.) Ive slept with over 25+ women without using protection.
3.) I have no kids.

bnt

1) I pour a mean Guinness.
2) I've played Bagpipes on TV.
3) I have two Nobel Laureates in my family tree.

hairyslug

I'm hairy
I'm a slug
I can fit my fist in my mouth

hatrickpatrick

1: I've been involved in a Love/Hate style drugs sting, with me as the double agent truck driver who's secretly working for the cops

2: I once accidentally befriended a crazed gunman in Thailand while he was hunting two of my friends during one of his rampages

3: An ex girlfriend's mum once walked in while I was tied to her daughter's bed, and instead of berating me, started yelling at the her daughter for being mean to me

mansize

1. I won the Nobel peace prize
2. I had brain surgery 4 times
3. I kissed a girl and I liked it

MilesMorales1

bnt wrote: »

1) I pour a mean Guinness.
2) I've played Bagpipes on TV.
3) I have two Nobel Laureates in my family tree.

3?

monkeysnapper

1. I once snapped a monkey in half

2. I kicked a person in the face

3. I was late for a ferry to Ireland once and while waiting for the next ferry went for a drive and ended up flying a plane .

1. Tomorrow I must appear in court
2. This summer I am planning on taking the Trans-Siberian rail journey.
3. Three years ago I had a psychotic episode.

Call Me Jimmy

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

louyyz



louyyyz

Ok ok. I'm not hot

con___manx1

1 I once had a **** over a PIC of Maggie thatcher.
2 I veered off the road at high speed to avoid hitting a camel in central Australia.
3 I have turned down two threesomes with married couples.

MilesMorales1

Deleted User wrote: »

Ok ok. I'm not hot

Your my hot girlfriend, its in the description

The Backwards Man

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I like Tennent's

I hate footing turf.

I once got a stern visit from the guards on behalf of the AFP regarding making nuisance phonecalls to the Sydney Opera House. I used to ring them up for the craic to see what shows were on, and if I hurried would they keep me a ticket, then howl and fall about the place when I told them I was in Ireland.

But you love turf!! :pac:

Mr.Crinklewood

Once a week I sleep in Glasnevin cemetery.

I thought there was an "n" in cemetery.

My hand has been in TV multiple times.

MilesMorales1

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Once a week I sleep in Glasnevin cemetery.

I thought there was an "n" in cemetery.

My hand has been in TV multiple times.

1.

I used to work for the CC in Vatican City.

I'm frightened of driving under bridges because I keep dreaming one collapses on me.

I have a certificate of awesomeness for bell ringing.

hatrickpatrick

con___manx1 wrote: »

1 I once had a **** over a PIC of Maggie thatcher.
2 I veered off the road at high speed to avoid hitting a camel in central Australia.
3 I have turned down two threesomes with married couples.

I really, really, really hope it's #1. :eek:

Huntergonzo

1. I once had sex on a mate's trampoline.
2. I once slept drunk in a ditch for several hours.
3. I once ate 3 carvery dinners in one sitting to win a bet.

gothic_doll

1.When I was a little girl, the headmistress of the Catholic Primary school fancied my dad and silent-line phoned our home number every day, (the calls were eventually traced by the police to her private office), and one of the priests from the church adjoining the school fancied my mother and sent her love letters. Strange times.

2.I don't tend to recognise celebrities unless they look like their film/tv characters (which is rare.). Or I'll only find the voice familiar. So I'll be right in front of one/chat to them without knowing pretty much every time. Sometimes I'll only figure out hours after, or when someone tells me. Good for the rapport though.

3.Once I was a big fan of a guy from a small indie band for a few months. My (unsuccessful) seducing technique at 18 was just to stare at him from the barrier. One time I even heard a girl next to me asking her friend why was he staring over here? (at me.). That same guy might have written a few lines of a song inspired by my fandom that night.

PLL

I scored the highest grade in a college statistics exam in the last 20 years.

I only have one fallopian tube.

I would love to study law in America.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

My Birthday in in February

My hair is grey but my beard is red

I have been to every continent.

MilesMorales1

Eliana Thoughtless Onion wrote: »

My Birthday in in February

My hair is grey but my beard is red

I have been to every continent.

2.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

2.

You're quick! Yes, indeed.

.45auto

1. I am currently in the process of joining the army or navy reserve (im doing the selection for both)

2.I, in my teens would steal clamps off the council and sell them on.

3.I want to ride Lucinda Creighton and the lady off the news

Hellrazer

1.I got de-modded and site banned from boards on the same day.
2.I once copied a symbol off a Chinese takeaway menu and tattooed it on a person that wanted a kanji tattoo and the told them it meant "strength"
3.I was bitten by a tarantula and cried like a little baby until I realised it wasn't a dangerous species.

lolokeogh

im related to baby spice
im a distant relation to the fonz
i just bought a 161 car

MilesMorales1

Hellrazer wrote: »

1.I got de-modded and site banned from boards on the same day.
2.I once copied a symbol off a Chinese takeaway menu and tattooed it on a person that wanted a kanji tattoo and the told them it meant "strength"
3.I was bitten by a tarantula and cried like a little baby until I realised it wasn't a dangerous species.

2?

Hellrazer

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

2?

Yup--Wasn't me but a well known artist I worked with for a bit.Other 2 completely true though.