Tell me two truths and one lie about yourself

06-01-2016 08:19PM

1. Tomorrow I must appear in court
2. This summer I am planning on taking the Trans-Siberian rail journey.
3. Three years ago I had a psychotic episode.

06-01-2016 08:22PM

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

louyyz

louyyyz

Ok ok. I'm not hot

con___manx1 · 06-01-2016 08:24PM

1 I once had a **** over a PIC of Maggie thatcher.
2 I veered off the road at high speed to avoid hitting a camel in central Australia.
3 I have turned down two threesomes with married couples.

MilesMorales1 · 06-01-2016 08:25PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Ok ok. I'm not hot

Your my hot girlfriend, its in the description

06-01-2016 08:27PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I like Tennent's

I hate footing turf.

I once got a stern visit from the guards on behalf of the AFP regarding making nuisance phonecalls to the Sydney Opera House. I used to ring them up for the craic to see what shows were on, and if I hurried would they keep me a ticket, then howl and fall about the place when I told them I was in Ireland.

But you love turf!! :pac:

Mr.Crinklewood · 06-01-2016 08:30PM

Once a week I sleep in Glasnevin cemetery.

I thought there was an "n" in cemetery.

My hand has been in TV multiple times.

MilesMorales1 · 06-01-2016 08:33PM

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Once a week I sleep in Glasnevin cemetery.

I thought there was an "n" in cemetery.

My hand has been in TV multiple times.

1.

06-01-2016 08:37PM

I used to work for the CC in Vatican City.

I'm frightened of driving under bridges because I keep dreaming one collapses on me.

I have a certificate of awesomeness for bell ringing.

hatrickpatrick · 06-01-2016 08:41PM

con___manx1 wrote: »

1 I once had a **** over a PIC of Maggie thatcher.
2 I veered off the road at high speed to avoid hitting a camel in central Australia.
3 I have turned down two threesomes with married couples.

I really, really, really hope it's #1. :eek:

Huntergonzo · 06-01-2016 08:43PM

1. I once had sex on a mate's trampoline.
2. I once slept drunk in a ditch for several hours.
3. I once ate 3 carvery dinners in one sitting to win a bet.

gothic_doll · 06-01-2016 08:51PM

1.When I was a little girl, the headmistress of the Catholic Primary school fancied my dad and silent-line phoned our home number every day, (the calls were eventually traced by the police to her private office), and one of the priests from the church adjoining the school fancied my mother and sent her love letters. Strange times.

2.I don't tend to recognise celebrities unless they look like their film/tv characters (which is rare.). Or I'll only find the voice familiar. So I'll be right in front of one/chat to them without knowing pretty much every time. Sometimes I'll only figure out hours after, or when someone tells me. Good for the rapport though.

3.Once I was a big fan of a guy from a small indie band for a few months. My (unsuccessful) seducing technique at 18 was just to stare at him from the barrier. One time I even heard a girl next to me asking her friend why was he staring over here? (at me.). That same guy might have written a few lines of a song inspired by my fandom that night.

PLL · 06-01-2016 08:58PM

I scored the highest grade in a college statistics exam in the last 20 years.

I only have one fallopian tube.

I would love to study law in America.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 06-01-2016 09:05PM

My Birthday in in February

My hair is grey but my beard is red

I have been to every continent.

MilesMorales1 · 06-01-2016 09:06PM

Eliana Thoughtless Onion wrote: »

My Birthday in in February

My hair is grey but my beard is red

I have been to every continent.

2.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 06-01-2016 09:07PM

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

2.

You're quick! Yes, indeed.

.45auto · 06-01-2016 09:21PM

1. I am currently in the process of joining the army or navy reserve (im doing the selection for both)

2.I, in my teens would steal clamps off the council and sell them on.

3.I want to ride Lucinda Creighton and the lady off the news

Hellrazer · 06-01-2016 09:22PM

1.I got de-modded and site banned from boards on the same day.
2.I once copied a symbol off a Chinese takeaway menu and tattooed it on a person that wanted a kanji tattoo and the told them it meant "strength"
3.I was bitten by a tarantula and cried like a little baby until I realised it wasn't a dangerous species.

lolokeogh · 06-01-2016 09:23PM

im related to baby spice
im a distant relation to the fonz
i just bought a 161 car

MilesMorales1 · 06-01-2016 09:28PM

Hellrazer wrote: »

1.I got de-modded and site banned from boards on the same day.
2.I once copied a symbol off a Chinese takeaway menu and tattooed it on a person that wanted a kanji tattoo and the told them it meant "strength"
3.I was bitten by a tarantula and cried like a little baby until I realised it wasn't a dangerous species.

2?

Hellrazer · 06-01-2016 09:29PM

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

2?

Yup--Wasn't me but a well known artist I worked with for a bit.Other 2 completely true though.

Ten of Swords · 06-01-2016 09:29PM

I was incapacitated by a police stun grenade in Budapest.

I learned ISL (sign language) to communicate with a friend who lost his hearing.

I co-wrote two technical journals that have been published.

recylingbin · 06-01-2016 09:31PM

I am posting on boards.
I am using a phone to do this
In 1987, after playing tennis down the road, I was cycling home alone. As I sped home I entered a part of the road where trees arched over and made it quite dark. As I exited this arboreal tunnel, I emerged into bright light and was temporarily blinded but as my eyes adjusted I realised that actually I was in an enclosed space that was flooded with light I continued cycling but could not reach the end of this cavernous room. Next thing the whole space seemed to turn purple and I felt really drowsy. When I awoke, I was 50 miles from home, laying on a grassy patch with by Raleigh chopper beside me. Anytime I see lights in the sky now, my eyeballs make a beeping sound.

Username here · 06-01-2016 09:32PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Ok ok. I'm not hot

1) I disagree with the above statement.
2) I think milk gives you cancer.
3) I felt uncomfortable yesterday evening as my ex had her new boyf overnight for the first time (we still share the house we bought, AWKWARD)

.45auto · 06-01-2016 09:33PM

recylingbin wrote: »

I am posting on boards.
I am using a phone to do this
In 1987, after playing tennis down the road, I was cycling home alone. As I sped home I entered a part of the road where trees arched over and made it quite dark. As I exited this arboreal tunnel, I emerged into bright light and was temporarily blinded but as my eyes adjusted I realised that actually I was in an enclosed space that was flooded with light I continued cycling but could not reach the end of this cavernous room. Next thing the whole space seemed to turn purple and I felt really drowsy. When I awoke, I was 50 miles from home, laying on a grassy patch with by Raleigh chopper beside me. Anytime I see lights in the sky now, my eyeballs make a beeping sound.

Cue Maulder and Scully

.45auto · 06-01-2016 09:35PM

I hope 3 but man I feel for you that sounds horrible

recylingbin · 06-01-2016 09:36PM

gothic_doll wrote: »

That same guy might have written a few lines of a song inspired by my fandom that night.

Eminem - Stan?

recylingbin · 06-01-2016 09:38PM

.45auto wrote: »

I hope 3 but man I feel for you that sounds horrible

Correct. The eyes make more of a photoshutter sound.

MilesMorales1 · 06-01-2016 09:39PM

recylingbin wrote: »

I am posting on boards.
I am using a phone to do this
In 1987, after playing tennis down the road, I was cycling home alone. As I sped home I entered a part of the road where trees arched over and made it quite dark. As I exited this arboreal tunnel, I emerged into bright light and was temporarily blinded but as my eyes adjusted I realised that actually I was in an enclosed space that was flooded with light I continued cycling but could not reach the end of this cavernous room. Next thing the whole space seemed to turn purple and I felt really drowsy. When I awoke, I was 50 miles from home, laying on a grassy patch with by Raleigh chopper beside me. Anytime I see lights in the sky now, my eyeballs make a beeping sound.

Gonna go with lucky number 2 again.

edit - already wrong, boo.

Collie D · 06-01-2016 09:39PM

Hellrazer wrote: »

1.I got de-modded and site banned from boards on the same day.
2.I once copied a symbol off a Chinese takeaway menu and tattooed it on a person that wanted a kanji tattoo and the told them it meant "strength"
3.I was bitten by a tarantula and cried like a little baby until I realised it wasn't a dangerous species.

No. 2

1. I was the youngest contestant (at the time and possibly still) on Blackboard Jungle.
2. I was escorted across the French border by police but have returned twice since.
3. Won almost $10k on roulette in Caesar's Palace from $25 start and lost it playing black jack the next night.

Deep Six · 06-01-2016 09:43PM

2?

1. I started on Steven Seagal one night while drunk
2. I fell out of a canal boat in Amsterdam
3. I am watching a Simpsons episode I have somehow never seen before

Tell me two truths and one lie about yourself

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