Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

Pinch Flat · 31-12-2015 01:15AM

twinytwo wrote: »

people who insist on cycling on the road... even though the government just spent 10's of millions of euro putting in extra wide cycle lanes to try and protect your dumb ass from being run over on your left hand side...

I find people who don't know current road traffic legislation to be far more wankerish

Jester252 · 31-12-2015 03:07AM

People who use the term victim blaming to remove any personal responsibly.

Left your bike unlocked and it's gets robbed. I feel sorry for you but you're still stupid.

twinytwo · 31-12-2015 02:42PM

Pinch Flat wrote: »

I find people who don't know current road traffic legislation to be far more wankerish

Not as much as I find cyclists who forget that red lights apply to them as well.... but ya know.. whatever

OldMrBrennan83 · 31-12-2015 02:43PM

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Mesrine65 · 31-12-2015 02:48PM

Fuckwits who believe there is a correlation between social status & human worth.

Remove the silver spoon from your anus, there's no caste system in Ireland (officially) :mad:

lanos · 31-12-2015 03:01PM

Patww79 wrote: »

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I've thought thought about the correlation between Boards poster high post count = time available to post 50 times a day = unemployment = inability to afford a car = cyclist (motorist hater)

Trekker09 · 31-12-2015 03:10PM

Lads arriving from Oz in the middle of winter wearing shorts and flip flops

Boom_Bap · 31-12-2015 03:13PM

lanos wrote: »

I've thought thought about the correlation between Boards poster high post count = time available to post 50 times a day = unemployment = inability to afford a car = cyclist (motorist hater)

You forgot to carry the 1 in that equation. :pac:

Chips Lovell · 31-12-2015 04:10PM

lanos wrote: »

I've thought thought about the correlation between Boards poster high post count = time available to post 50 times a day = unemployment = inability to afford a car = cyclist (motorist hater)

It's far less complex than that.

Cyclist = Wanker

PowerToWait · 31-12-2015 04:17PM

Jester252 wrote: »

People who use the term victim blaming to remove any personal responsibly.

Left your bike unlocked and it's gets robbed. I feel sorry for you but you're still stupid.

I'm sure in your own mind there's some connection to my post. However tenuous.

Could it be more like 'Get hit from behind by a 2 tonne car while not cycling in the cycle lane - I feel sorry for you but you're still stupid'?

That's victim blaming.

OldMrBrennan83 · 31-12-2015 04:19PM

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lanos · 31-12-2015 04:27PM

Jep Gambardella wrote: »

It's far less complex than that.

Cyclist = Wanker

but you're a Mod from the cycling forum

Chips Lovell · 31-12-2015 04:39PM

lanos wrote: »

but you're a Mod from the cycling forum

...and I'm a total wanker.

DrPhilG · 31-12-2015 08:06PM

lanos wrote: »

but you're a Mod from the cycling forum

He'll know better than anyone then!

Pinch Flat · 31-12-2015 09:50PM

twinytwo wrote: »

Not as much as I find cyclists who forget that red lights apply to them as well.... but ya know.. whatever

I've never seen a car break a red. Ever. It's so rare that only a true wanker would do it. Never came across one to date.

Anyway getting on to more wankerish behaviour. Those who are incapable of following simple arrow symbols in a car park, making it neigh impossible for other people to park in an orderly fashion. Also those that park on yellow boxes that denote emergency access. **** of the of highest order. Liffey valley in Dublin was a veritable wanker fest earlier today.

PowerToWait · 31-12-2015 10:11PM

Patww79 wrote: »

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Not at all. It implied that cycle lanes are not some magical barrier protecting cyclists from death, and that riding outside them is often necessary, and that doing so does not relieve drivers of responsibility.

Brendan Bendar · 01-01-2016 05:52AM

Pinch Flat wrote: »

I've never seen a car break a red. Ever. It's so rare that only a true wanker would do it. Never came across one to date.

Anyway getting on to more wankerish behaviour. Those who are incapable of following simple arrow symbols in a car park, making it neigh impossible for other people to park in an orderly fashion. Also those that park on yellow boxes that denote emergency access. **** of the of highest order. Liffey valley in Dublin was a veritable wanker fest earlier today.

Paddy will always try once he won't be punished, take my word on that.

Double yellow, disabled, family, set down only spots are all fair game for Paddy once he won't be ticketed.

Once Pat is parked as close as poss- fork everyone else.

Don't believe me, spend 30 mins in any busy Supermarket car park:D

Jester252 · 02-01-2016 02:10AM

PowerToWait wrote: »

I'm sure in your own mind there's some connection to my post. However tenuous.

Nope just the term victim blaming and it's use to dissolve someone of any personal responsibility

Could it be more like 'Get hit from behind by a 2 tonne car while not cycling in the cycle lane - I feel sorry for you but you're still stupid'?

That's victim blaming.

Did I say that?

because the cyclist in that story did nothing to put himself in danger.

However

'Get hit from behind by a 2 tonne car while changing lanes without looking or indicating - I feel sorry for you but you're still stupid'?

That's not victim blaming.

because the cyclist in this story did something that put him in danger.

See the difference?

Minderbinder · 02-01-2016 03:24AM

Pinch Flat wrote: »

I've never seen a car break a red. Ever. It's so rare that only a true wanker would do it. Never came across one to date.

Anyway getting on to more wankerish behaviour. Those who are incapable of following simple arrow symbols in a car park, making it neigh impossible for other people to park in an orderly fashion. Also those that park on yellow boxes that denote emergency access. **** of the of highest order. Liffey valley in Dublin was a veritable wanker fest earlier today.

I broke a red light during my driving test. I was trying to show initiative.

liz lemoncello · 02-01-2016 08:01PM

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

These forking 50 something women who mow their way around Supermarkets with their glasses perched on the tip of their noses ,men too who stare at you like they want something, whilst looking out over the tops of the glasses.

..

Yeah, anyone who needs reading glasses. Also, those a**holes who wear glasses for distance while driving. They should navigate by smell. :rolleyes:

darkpagandeath · 02-01-2016 08:04PM

liz lemoncello wrote: »

Yeah, anyone who needs reading glasses. Also, those a**holes who wear glasses for distance while driving. They should navigate by smell. :rolleyes:

Pff...

Did we not have a few years ago some American on the Radio asking why our traffic lights have a loud noise. It was explained it helps blind people. The guy then remarked blind people are not allowed to drive in The USA.

getaroom · 02-01-2016 08:08PM

Women who hold their partners heads under the blankets then fart, is really annoying.

liz lemoncello · 02-01-2016 08:09PM

I might need to clarify, I was mocking the other poster. I am likely even more irritating because I need reading glasses and don't yet have them. I look under my regular glasses to read labels.

johndaman66 · 02-01-2016 08:56PM

Pinch Flat wrote: »

I've never seen a car break a red. Ever. It's so rare that only a true wanker would do it. Never came across one to date.

Well I have on considerable number of occasion and it would seem to be getting more prevelant of late as far as I can see. Early on in weekday mornings is when I'd most likely see it. Can only assume its drivers running late for work (not that that excuses them of course).

being a cyclist and a motorist I try to take a balanced view and even so I do very much get the impression that proportinally cyclists are the biggest **** when it comes to flouting the rules of the road proportinally more than motorists. I would have seen also cases where some would tend to give the impression that they are automatically the wronged party and the victim just in account of the fact that they are the more vulnerable.

Are all cyclists **** who break the rules of the road? - Of course they are not. Are all motorists model citizens who rigioursly obey the rules of the road all the time - of course they're not either

suicide_circus · 02-01-2016 09:38PM

Cyclist get VERY defensive when this stuff comes up. For any of us that use the roads there is simply no question that, proportionately, cyclist break the rules of the road most often. Then come taxi drivers.

PTH2009 · 02-01-2016 09:52PM

'YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YANO TOURE'

people who sing that song

PTH2009 · 02-01-2016 10:35PM

the boy racer guy who drives all the 'lads' around to sessions but doesnt drink. dont knw why there **** but something about them guys.

02-01-2016 11:09PM

People who push their pram out onto the road and then looks to the right.

People you wont get a word in because they wont shut up.

KFC, drove up to the speaker box and a nice foreign accent talks to me "welcome to KFC can i take your order" "yes thank you, can i have two hot chicken wing meals" box replies "sorry sir but you can only get six hot wings in a meal" i reply "yes i know that but what im asking for is two hot chicken wings meal" box replies "sorry sir but we don't sell them in twos you can only get six hot chicken wings in a meal"

Every fu*king time :mad:

curioser · 02-01-2016 11:30PM

Conor Handsome Wolverine wrote: »

People who push their pram out onto the road and then looks to the right.

People you wont get a word in because they wont shut up.

KFC, drove up to the speaker box and a nice foreign accent talks to me "welcome to KFC can i take your order" "yes thank you, can i have two hot chicken wing meals" box replies "sorry sir but you can only get six hot wings in a meal" i reply "yes i know that but what im asking for is two hot chicken wings meal" box replies "sorry sir but we don't sell them in twos you can only get six hot chicken wings in a meal"

Every fu*king time :mad:

Have you tried "A hot chicken wing meal please - oh, and while you're at it give me another one as well"?

02-01-2016 11:36PM

curioser wrote: »

Have you tried "A hot chicken wing meal please - oh, and while you're at it give me another one as well"?

Im going to write that down and take it with me next time, will let you know thanks.

Just thought what if i want three

Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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