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Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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  • #1952
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,420 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Pinch Flat wrote: »
    Wearing sun glasses on your head. In December. Mostly done by wankerettes

    Yeah, nothing better to get you in the Christmas spirit than being blinded by the low Winter sun.


  • #1953
    Pinch Flat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,780 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Yeah, nothing better to get you in the Christmas spirit than being blinded by the low Winter sun.

    It was indoors, on a rainy day in December. But yeah you never know.


  • #1954
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    Anyone who is heard uttering the phrase

    "...and I put them in their place"

    as part of everyday conversation.


  • #1955
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,420 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    5rtytry56 wrote: »
    Anyone who is heard uttering the phrase

    "...and I put them in their place"

    as part of everyday conversation.

    Unless it's somebody with OCD.


  • #1956
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Unless it's somebody with OCD.
    So if you're like the nurse in the movie "MISERY" featuring Warren Beatty, you're not a wanker/tosser. That's how she caught him out, he put the penguin piece back facing the wrong way.
    You were'nt expecting that.


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  • #1957
    DrPhilG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,938 ✭✭✭✭DrPhilG


    5rtytry56 wrote: »
    So if you're like the nurse in the movie "MISERY" featuring Warren Beatty, you're not a wanker/tosser. That's how she caught him out, he put the penguin piece back facing the wrong way.
    You were'nt expecting that.

    Misery didn't feature Warren Beatty. It was James Caan.


  • #1958
    Gyalist
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Gyalist


    Anyone with an honorary doctorate who insists on being addressed as "Dr X". Even worse when the said "doctorate" was purchased from some unacreditted American degree mill.


  • #1959
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,756 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Anyone who refers to themselves in the third person is a complete wanker, says Ally Dick


  • #1960
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Ally Dick wrote: »
    Anyone who refers to themselves in the third person is a complete wanker, says Ally Dick

    Unless you're The Rock...


  • #1961
    getaroom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 141 ✭✭getaroom


    Boring username wrote: »
    What sets your alarm bells ringing that someone is a bit of an arsehole? For me, there are a handful of things that almost always ring true (although there have been very, very rare exceptions in general.)


    You are cordially invited to vent you rage and misgivings in your own words.

    Some one who orders 76000 Christmas calendars and expects people on minimum wage to pay for them.


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  • #1962
    Kev W
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    getaroom wrote: »
    Some one who orders 76000 Christmas calendars and expects people on minimum wage to pay for them.

    Thanks for including the OP quote, we wouldn't have a clue what you were talking about otherwise. :p


  • #1963
    OldMrBrennan83
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  • #1964
    machiavellianme
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    What's wrong with a Christmas day swim? Sure what else am I supposed to do with the heated pool downstairs? Moor the yacht in it? I think not.


  • #1965
    The Sun King
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    The only thing I'm swimming in is chocolate.


  • #1966
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    DrPhilG wrote: »
    Misery didn't feature Warren Beatty. It was James Caan.

    Is Warren Beatty a Wanker/Tosser or not though?:):pac:


  • #1967
    Wabbit Ears
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,046 ✭✭✭Wabbit Ears


    riclad wrote: »
    People who are overweight ,
    who wear short tshirts,
    male or female .
    People who have a haircut which hangs down on one side ,
    over their eyes .
    or have one side of their head shaved ,
    make up your mind ,
    grow it ,long ,or keep it short.
    Pac1Man wrote: »
    Wow. That's trippy. The subject matter really resonates. The vivid opening lines take us right into a scene of darkness and conflict. The elegant second verse really highlights the element of confusion.

    Keep up the good work. wink.png


    I read it like that fast bit in Metallicas 'One'


  • #1968
    Ash.J.Williams
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,138 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    5rtytry56 wrote: »
    Anyone who is heard uttering the phrase

    "...and I put them in their place"

    as part of everyday conversation.

    I used that ironically....I managed to get my daughter and my self into a local Santa event that was sold out....I showed them who runs this town......(please please please let us in pleeeeeease)


  • #1969
    A Primal Nut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭A Primal Nut


    No better what you say they have a story that's better, even if they have to make something up.

    "I met a nice girl last night"
    "Aw sure that's nothing, I was with a professional model"

    "Did ya drink much last night"
    "Yeah I had 5 or 6 pints"
    "Aw sure that's nothing, I drank 17 bottles of vodka and 20 tequila shots"


  • #1970
    skittles8710
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 653 ✭✭✭skittles8710


    Overtaking a granny on her way to mass on Christmas day.


  • #1971
    Corpus Twisty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭Corpus Twisty


    skittles8710 wrote: »
    Over taking a granny on her way to mass on Christmas day.

    Duurty. You staying long?


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  • #1972
    skittles8710
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 653 ✭✭✭skittles8710


    Corpus Twisty wrote: »
    Duurty. You staying long?

    Haha ffs!


  • #1973
    Corpus Twisty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭Corpus Twisty


    skittles8710 wrote: »
    Haha ffs!

    Sh1t..I may have misread that...you meant cars and stuff, right?


  • #1974
    BorneTobyWilde
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,776 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    When someone who knows nothing about you picks on you because they are
    loud mouth idiots and I'm the opposite.
    I would call them ****. Me I love almost everybody.


  • #1975
    windy shepard henderson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,531 ✭✭✭windy shepard henderson


    somebody who marry's into money for there own profit or gain

    remember seeing some lunatic from the midlands on the six one news after his missus won the lotto fall around the place drunk singing into the camera "happy days are here again the boys are on the beer again" .. . . . . . . . . .it was his partner that won the lotto!!!!
    .
    .


  • #1976
    Kev W
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    windy shepard henderson wrote: »
    somebody who marry's into money for there own profit or gain

    remember seeing some lunatic from the midlands on the six one news after his missus won the lotto fall around the place drunk singing into the camera "happy days are here again the boys are on the beer again" .. . . . . . . . . .it was his partner that won the lotto!!!!
    .
    .

    Fair play to him for knowing she'd win ahead of time though, apparently.


  • #1977
    windy shepard henderson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,531 ✭✭✭windy shepard henderson


    Kev W wrote: »
    Fair play to him for knowing she'd win ahead of time though, apparently.

    oh sorry . no example's aloud is it..... :rolleyes:

    let me start again

    someone who marry's into money NEXT!!!!


  • #1978
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    windy shepard henderson wrote: »
    oh sorry . no example's aloud is it..... :rolleyes:

    let me start again

    someone who marry's into money NEXT!!!!
    Im confused,are you saying that people who have money should remain single as they are bound to marry a tosser or what?:confused:


  • #1979
    Eugene Norman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    windy shepard henderson wrote: »
    oh sorry . no example's aloud is it..... :rolleyes:

    let me start again

    someone who marry's into money NEXT!!!!

    He was going out with someone who didn't have money. Then they won the lotto.


  • #1980
    windy shepard henderson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,531 ✭✭✭windy shepard henderson


    Colser wrote: »
    Im confused,are you saying that people who have money should remain single as they are bound to marry a tosser or what?:confused:

    I was giving an example of someone, rubbing in someone else's success


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  • #1981
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    windy shepard henderson wrote: »
    I was giving an example of someone, rubbing in someone else's success
    But wouldnt anybody be delighted if their wife/husband won the lotto,he didnt know that was going to happen when he married her so how is he a tosser?


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