5 foot plus teddy bear

FishOnABike · 22-12-2015 04:03PM #1

Any boardsies know where I might get a 5 foot plus teddybear. If I can get one in or near Cork that would be great but willing to travel a reasonable distance for that last elusive pressie.

etoughguy · 22-12-2015 04:19PM

There's a shop in mahon point whhich stuffs teddies you can try them, not sure if they make them to that size or not

Graces7 · 22-12-2015 04:19PM

FishOnABike wrote: »

Any boardsies know where I might get a 5 foot plus teddybear. If I can get one in or near Cork that would be great but willing to travel a reasonable distance for that last elusive pressie.

google it?

etoughguy · 22-12-2015 04:20PM

Graces7 wrote: »

google it?

I googled "it" and Institute of Technology Sligo was the top hit, wonder if they do them?

BailMeOut · 22-12-2015 04:22PM

120cm George the Gorilla at Smthys

http://www.smythstoys.com/ie/en-ie/toys/fashion-dolls/c-512/soft-toys/p-6860/120cm-george-the-gorilla/?cmp=cel&trigger=ac

The_Valeyard · 22-12-2015 04:35PM

This some bizzare sex toy?

etoughguy · 22-12-2015 04:36PM

The_Valeyard wrote: »

This some bizzare sex toy?

What kind of a childhood did you have?!

Pac1Man · 22-12-2015 04:36PM

FishOnABike wrote: »

that last elusive pressie.

A 5 foot teddy? It shouldn't be that elusive!

The_Valeyard · 22-12-2015 05:10PM

etoughguy wrote: »

What kind of a childhood did you have?!

An excellent one.

darkpagandeath · 22-12-2015 05:13PM

What kind of weird genetic experiment leads to a five footed teddy bear. Is it like the 4 ass monkey from southpark ?

22-12-2015 05:16PM

Hamleys have life sized giraffes.

Close enough.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 22-12-2015 05:34PM

Graces7 wrote: »

google it?

I googled "5ft teddy" and just got lingerie sites. I added "toys" and the results were quite disturbing.

I need a lie down.

Capt'n Midnight · 22-12-2015 06:10PM

You could build a bear yourself. Check out the Bilderberg Group.

TommyKnocker · 22-12-2015 06:37PM

Up North too far away?

Or you could try this florist, phone no. seems to be a Dublin number.

Try searching for "Giant stuffed teddy bear Ireland"

snoopy12 · 22-12-2015 06:42PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Hamleys have life sized giraffes.

Close enough.

I'm pretty sure I saw him in TKmaxx in cork too.

PARlance · 22-12-2015 06:45PM

FishOnABike wrote: »

Any boardsies know where I might get a 5 foot plus teddybear. If I can get one in or near Cork that would be great but willing to travel a reasonable distance for that last elusive pressie.

Is your heart set on a teddy bear?
My missus is 5ft and I'll even deliver.

22-12-2015 06:46PM

snoopy12 wrote: »

I'm pretty sure I saw him in TKmaxx in cork too.

No Way!

How did he get there?

Must have been in a car with a sunroof. At this time of year?

Madness.

machiavellianme · 22-12-2015 06:47PM

Keanu Disgusting Gingersnap wrote: »

I googled "5ft teddy" and just got lingerie sites. I added "toys" and the results were quite disturbing.

I need a lie down.

You must be using a different google to me? Lots of decent responses and not a thunderpant or disturbing image in sight!

22-12-2015 06:47PM

PARlance wrote: »

Is your heart set on a teddy bear?
My missus is 5ft and I'll even deliver.

Don't call your wife cuddly to her face though.

PARlance · 22-12-2015 06:51PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Don't call your wife cuddly to her face though.

She growls anytime I get near her face.

RhubarbCrumble · 22-12-2015 06:52PM

There's this guy in Smyths, but only about 3 foot tall. Would he do if you're stuck?

http://www.smythstoys.com/ie/en-ie/toys/fashion-dolls/c-512/soft-toys/p-5043/giant-brown-bear/

BettePorter · 22-12-2015 06:55PM

Any point asking why it has to be so big? Personally i'd hate to see anyone coming with a Teddy that size! All very wow and fairytale impressive but a pain in the ass spacewise. Sometimes less is more and all that ye know.

Samaris · 22-12-2015 07:38PM

There were some very large teddies of some sort (I think they were white) in M&S on Merchant's Quay in Cork today. Can't tell you if they were the full five foot or not - I suspect they were less, really, but I do remember sleepily (I'd just gotten off a bus) thinking "bloody hell, those are enormous teddy bears" as I passed them.

Archeron · 22-12-2015 07:48PM

Deleted User wrote: »

No Way!

How did he get there?

Must have been in a car with a sunroof. At this time of year?

Madness.

Cork council provide giraffe shuttle buses around Christmas, you'd be surprised how popular it is.

FishOnABike · 22-12-2015 09:01PM

PARlance wrote: »

Is your heart set on a teddy bear?
My missus is 5ft and I'll even deliver.

Thanks for the offer but I had one of those before and I'm still sorting out that mess

mynameis905 · 22-12-2015 09:08PM

Keanu Disgusting Gingersnap wrote: »

I googled "5ft teddy" and just got lingerie sites. I added "toys" and the results were quite disturbing.

I need a lie down.

Pics or GTFO.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 22-12-2015 09:18PM

machiavellianme wrote: »

You must be using a different google to me? Lots of decent responses and not a thunderpant or disturbing image in sight!

mynameis905 wrote: »

Pics or GTFO.

Ever heard of the noun, Joke?

mynameis905 · 22-12-2015 09:21PM

Keanu Disgusting Gingersnap wrote: »

Ever heard of the noun, Joke?

If your post was a joke it was a pretty poor attempt at humour. I think it's more likely you thought you'd get away with claiming that the big bad internet somehow misinterpreted your search.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 22-12-2015 09:34PM

mynameis905 wrote: »

If your post was a joke it was a pretty poor attempt at humour. I think it's more likely you thought you'd get away with claiming that the big bad internet somehow misinterpreted your search.

As my grandchildren would say "whatever!"

It was a joke, a gag, a bit fun. Think what you like but you couldn't be further from the truth.

Relax for pity's sake. It's Christmas!

Oryx · 22-12-2015 09:42PM

Who do you hate enough to buy them a 5ft bloody teddy bear?

Pac1Man · 22-12-2015 09:49PM

mynameis905 wrote: »

If your post was a joke it was a pretty poor attempt at humour. I think it's more likely you thought you'd get away with claiming that the big bad internet somehow misinterpreted your search.

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/992/404/7f2.jpg

5 foot plus teddy bear

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