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Hitler really did have one ball

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  • #2
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,820 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    He had one more than Enda so.


  • #3
    Brindor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 75 ✭✭Brindor


    Well, it must've made up for it in size, when he decided to invade the USSR


  • #4
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,304 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    He had one more than Enda so.


    Ohh well hoofed chief, been a while since I roared laughing reading an AH post! :D


  • #5
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Joeytheparrot wrote: »
    After decades of speculation and a lot of schoolyard song mocking it has emerged that Adolf Hitler did only have 1 ball.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/12058755/Adolf-Hitler-really-did-have-only-one-testicle-according-to-new-medical-report.html

    Article states that he had two testicles, one was unascended. The article reads like a Daily Mail piece.


  • #6
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    the other is in the Albert Hall







    I'll get my coat


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  • #7
    nullzero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,166 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    He had some neck.


  • #8
    Royal Legend
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    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    He had one more than Enda so.

    Enda has found his own way of dealing with the gender quota issues in the Dáil :eek:


  • #9
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    Why can't people just let the poor man rest in peace and stop making fun of him? What harm did he ever do to anyone?


  • #10
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Göring had two but very small,
    Himmler was somewhat similar,
    But Goebbels had no balls at all.


  • #11
    Gatling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    Rumors had it he lost a testicle in an incident involving a goat
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  • #12
    HalloweenJack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,530 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    Franco also had just the one ball.

    Must be something about it that turns them into dicks.


  • #13
    robertpatterson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 934 ✭✭✭robertpatterson


    He wasnt all bad after all he did kill Hitler:mad:


  • #14
    The_Valeyard
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    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    He had one more than Enda so.

    Joan Burton has none at all.


  • #15
    MadDog76
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  • #16
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    I know a (male) judge born with no balls at all.

    Justice Cock.


  • #17
    me_irl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    What do you call a Russian with three balls?

    Whodyanickabollockoff.


  • #18
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    me_irl wrote: »
    What do you call a Russian with three balls?

    Whodyanickabollockoff.

    And the Russian castrator?

    Ivanknackanippinemoff.


  • #19
    Sir Osis of Liver.
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  • #20
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    He had one more than Enda so.

    :mad:


  • #21
    RobertKK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,775 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    He could have done with one ball in WW2, his mistake was he had too many balls up in the air.


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  • #22
    magentis
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    This thread is nuts.


  • #23
    Spanish Eyes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,187 ✭✭✭✭Spanish Eyes


    Small man syndrome.

    I bet Napoleon had one and a half.


  • #24
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    It still makes me sad to see poor Adolf being made fun of like this. Apparently he had a medical condition and wasn't perfect. Big deal. As he used to say himself "live and let live" and "the world would be a boring place if we were all the same".

    All he ever wanted to do was entertain the world with his paintings and his book as well as dabbling a little in politics. Now he's the butt of peoples jokes. It's just not reich.


  • #25
    darkpagandeath
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    Spanish Eyes wrote: »
    Small man syndrome.

    I bet Napoleon had one and a half.

    Napoleon was not short.


  • #26
    Pink Fairy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭Pink Fairy


    darkpagandeath wrote: »
    Napoleon was not short.

    He was just very far away


  • #27
    Spanish Eyes
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    darkpagandeath wrote: »
    Napoleon was not short.

    OKayyyy.

    And tell me, did you measure him? LOL.


  • #28
    Capt'n Midnight
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    robertpatterson wrote: »
    He wasnt all bad after all he did kill Hitler:mad:
    But he also killed the man who killed Hitler.


  • #29
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,820 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    magentis wrote: »
    This thread is nuts.
    It's a load of bollock.


  • #30
    cork guitar player
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 147 ✭✭cork guitar player


    Spanish Eyes wrote: »
    OKayyyy.

    And tell me, did you measure him? LOL.


    He was 5'7 or 5'8 and was absolutely normal for those orrible times...

    Its was a Brit concoction to pour scorn on everything they feared.

    Anyway, glad Hitler had one ball officially , the almighty prick...


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  • #31
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    His mother also had a Jewish lineage.

    I always found it funny how many of the top brass in the party were short beta males with mousy brown hair and watery eyes. Who were the real Aryans in the party? Heydrich and Goering? The usual two who are held up as examples, they are very very suspect looking in my mind if you view their mugs.


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