Hitler really did have one ball

Annasopra

After decades of speculation and a lot of schoolyard song mocking it has emerged that Adolf Hitler did only have 1 ball.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/12058755/Adolf-Hitler-really-did-have-only-one-testicle-according-to-new-medical-report.html

Sir Osis of Liver.

He had one more than Enda so.

Brindor

Well, it must've made up for it in size, when he decided to invade the USSR

One eyed Jack

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

He had one more than Enda so.

Ohh well hoofed chief, been a while since I roared laughing reading an AH post!

Fr_Dougal

Joeytheparrot wrote: »

After decades of speculation and a lot of schoolyard song mocking it has emerged that Adolf Hitler did only have 1 ball.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/12058755/Adolf-Hitler-really-did-have-only-one-testicle-according-to-new-medical-report.html

Article states that he had two testicles, one was unascended. The article reads like a Daily Mail piece.

Buona Fortuna

the other is in the Albert Hall







I'll get my coat

nullzero

He had some neck.

Royal Legend

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

He had one more than Enda so.

Enda has found his own way of dealing with the gender quota issues in the Dáil :eek:

Irish Guitarist

Why can't people just let the poor man rest in peace and stop making fun of him? What harm did he ever do to anyone?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Göring had two but very small,
Himmler was somewhat similar,
But Goebbels had no balls at all.

Gatling

Rumors had it he lost a testicle in an incident involving a goat

HalloweenJack

Franco also had just the one ball.

Must be something about it that turns them into dicks.

robertpatterson

He wasnt all bad after all he did kill Hitler:mad:

The_Valeyard

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

He had one more than Enda so.

Joan Burton has none at all.

MadDog76

Banjo String

I know a (male) judge born with no balls at all.

Justice Cock.

me_irl

What do you call a Russian with three balls?

Whodyanickabollockoff.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

me_irl wrote: »

What do you call a Russian with three balls?

Whodyanickabollockoff.

And the Russian castrator?

Ivanknackanippinemoff.

Sir Osis of Liver.

endacl

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

He had one more than Enda so.

:mad:

RobertKK

He could have done with one ball in WW2, his mistake was he had too many balls up in the air.

magentis

This thread is nuts.

Spanish Eyes

Small man syndrome.

I bet Napoleon had one and a half.

Irish Guitarist

It still makes me sad to see poor Adolf being made fun of like this. Apparently he had a medical condition and wasn't perfect. Big deal. As he used to say himself "live and let live" and "the world would be a boring place if we were all the same".

All he ever wanted to do was entertain the world with his paintings and his book as well as dabbling a little in politics. Now he's the butt of peoples jokes. It's just not reich.

darkpagandeath

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

Small man syndrome.

I bet Napoleon had one and a half.

Napoleon was not short.

Pink Fairy

darkpagandeath wrote: »

Napoleon was not short.

He was just very far away

Spanish Eyes

darkpagandeath wrote: »

Napoleon was not short.

OKayyyy.

And tell me, did you measure him? LOL.

Capt'n Midnight

robertpatterson wrote: »

He wasnt all bad after all he did kill Hitler:mad:

But he also killed the man who killed Hitler.

Sir Osis of Liver.

magentis wrote: »

This thread is nuts.

It's a load of bollock.

cork guitar player

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

OKayyyy.

And tell me, did you measure him? LOL.

He was 5'7 or 5'8 and was absolutely normal for those orrible times...

Its was a Brit concoction to pour scorn on everything they feared.

Anyway, glad Hitler had one ball officially , the almighty prick...

DEFTLEFTHAND

His mother also had a Jewish lineage.

I always found it funny how many of the top brass in the party were short beta males with mousy brown hair and watery eyes. Who were the real Aryans in the party? Heydrich and Goering? The usual two who are held up as examples, they are very very suspect looking in my mind if you view their mugs.

Galwayguy35

darkpagandeath wrote: »

Napoleon was not short.

I think I read somewhere that he was around 5'5", short by today's standards but it would have been an average enough height 300 years ago.

blinding

He made a major balls of it all in the end !

Son Of A Vidic

Joeytheparrot wrote: »

Hitler really did have one ball

But for all we know, maybe it was just one giant ball. It might have even been bigger than two balls.

MonkieSocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1HwKA0J-gU