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If you came back in your next life as a member of the opposite sex?

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  • #62
    Azalea
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭Azalea


    Cartoon_Head wrote: »
    No Jeremy, it was a polite way of saying crazy bitch.
    Jeez you should definitely break up with her.


  • #63
    Firewalkwithme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,054 ✭✭✭Firewalkwithme


    Azalea wrote: »
    Jeez you should definitely break up with her.

    I did.


  • #64
    Whitewinged
    Closed Accounts Posts: 935 ✭✭✭Whitewinged


    blackcard wrote: »
    If you came back in your next life as a member of the opposite sex to what you are now, attracted to the sex you now are but with the memories of how you behaved in your current life, how would you like to think you would manage your love life? (Apologies to gay people)

    I'm thinking of it as swapping places with my husband and I think it would be grand. We get on fairly well and our differences compliment one another.


  • #65
    Figbiscuithead
    Closed Accounts Posts: 307 ✭✭Figbiscuithead


    I'd have a really thick chest of black hair and I'd wear a little gold crucifix and I'd walk around with my shirt open all the time. I'd also draw a face on the tip of my willy.


  • #66
    Whitewinged
    Closed Accounts Posts: 935 ✭✭✭Whitewinged


    Figbiscuithead wrote: »
    I'd have a really thick chest of black hair and I'd wear a little gold crucifix and I'd walk around with my shirt open all the time. I'd also draw a face on the tip of my willy.

    And your boards name would be "Medallion Man" ;)


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  • #67
    Mesrine65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,949 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    If you came back in your next life as a member of the opposite sex?

    I'd opt for gender reassignment surgery...

    I'd be one fugly woman :eek: :D


  • #68
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    Figbiscuithead wrote: »
    I'd have a really thick chest of black hair and I'd wear a little gold crucifix and I'd walk around with my shirt open all the time. I'd also draw a face on the tip of my willy.

    We all do that - I have Enda Kenny on mine :D


  • #69
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    This wouldn't be a big deal if you were bisexual.


  • #70
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    I'd stay at home all day everyday and play with myself.


  • #71
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    I'd settle a question that's been nagging me.

    Women supposedly get a period once a month. SUPPOSEDLY. Seems to me that they're far more frequent than that. Fortnightly if not weekly.


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  • #72
    Figbiscuithead
    Closed Accounts Posts: 307 ✭✭Figbiscuithead


    suicide_circus wrote: »
    I'd settle a question that's been nagging me.

    Women supposedly get a period once a month. SUPPOSEDLY. Seems to me that they're far more frequent than that. Fortnightly if not weekly.


    I get mine every 21 - 24 days. PMS lasts up to 5 days before it comes. Period itself lasts 4 days, so for some women, it takes up a considerable amount of our month alright.


  • #73
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Figbiscuithead wrote: »
    I get mine every 21 - 24 days. PMS lasts up to 5 days before it comes. Period itself lasts 4 days, so for some women, it takes up a considerable amount of our month alright.

    That's why I don't trust women ........ my dad always said "Son, never trust anything that can bleed for more than 3 days without dying."


  • #74
    jeremymurphy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 125 ✭✭jeremymurphy


    Buona Fortuna wrote: »
    We all do that - I have Enda Kenny on mine :D

    You'd put a pr**k on your pr**k then:D


  • #75
    indioblack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,961 ✭✭✭indioblack


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Not too well up in the old reincarnation business, but I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to work like that.
    Remember Rodney in "Fools and Horses"? "If there is such a thing as reincarnation, I'll probably come back as me!".
    If I came back in my next life as a member of the opposite sex - I would stand naked in front of a full-length mirror and think "So that's what all the fuss was about".


  • #76
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    jeremymurphy wrote: »
    You'd put a pr**k on your pr**k then:D

    I though more one little knob to another :D


  • #77
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI9yqTVgyy0


  • #78
    Medusa22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    Well, I'm bi-sexual so my attractions wouldn't change, but I'd be a man so I suppose I'd have to figure out how to have gay male sex, I think I'm up to the challenge. My first task would be to have a **** though, just to see what it feels like, and then I'd want someone to give me a blow job, to see what that feels like too, then I want to have sex with a woman as a man, to see what that feels like!

    Edited to say that I like Electro-bitch's idea, would definitely enjoy doing a good willy dance and being able to pee wherever and whenever without worrying about peeing all over my jeans :(


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