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If you came back in your next life as a member of the opposite sex?

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  • #32
    Firewalkwithme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,054 ✭✭✭Firewalkwithme


    Noodles81 wrote: »
    Well I think some guys don't get women's moods...not just mine but others. And if I was a man I'd try to understand the hormonal changes as being like the weather. They always move on and are not indicative of the whole person.

    I do mindfulness and one meditation is imagining you are a mountain and the seasons change around you. You are not your emotions basically.

    I'd distill that idea into a metaphor of the weather. Keep it simple for me to remember in the next life! :-)

    Sounds like a load of bollocks to me.

    Try living with a hormonal woman and see how far you mindfulness stretches then :rolleyes:


  • #33
    blackcard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,569 ✭✭✭blackcard


    Noodles81 wrote: »
    Well I think some guys don't get women's moods...not just mine but others. And if I was a man I'd try to understand the hormonal changes as being like the weather. They always move on and are not indicative of the whole person.

    I do mindfulness and one meditation is imagining you are a mountain and the seasons change around you. You are not your emotions basically.

    I'd distill that idea into a metaphor of the weather. Keep it simple for me to remember in the next life! :-)

    It is hard for a man to understand this. The weather has been fine and remains fine yet the mood of your woman has changed?


  • #34
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,309 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Its a hard hypothetical question to answer :pac:
    Because if you remembered everything about your previous life then you wouldnt have a clean slate. So you could be now a woman who still likes women or who acts very masculine because thats who you were.

    It's almost like if you could brainwash a man into thinking he is a woman and likes men. But at the same time remembers everything before the brainwashing! :pac: Right there, there is conflict and things wouldnt work out or literally every week you would change who you are.


  • #35
    blackcard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,569 ✭✭✭blackcard


    B.A._Baracus wrote: »
    Its a hard hypothetical question to answer :pac:
    Because if you remembered everything about your previous life then you wouldnt have a clean slate. So you could be now a woman who still likes women or who acts very masculine because thats who you were.

    It's almost like if you could brainwash a man into thinking he is a woman and likes men. But at the same time remembers everything before the brainwashing! :pac: Right there, there is conflict and things wouldnt work out or literally every week you would change who you are.

    You are intelligent enough to figure it out


  • #36
    deco nate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Well, hypothetically, if I came back in my next life as a different sex to what I am now, attracted to the same sex I am now, remembering how I behaved in my current life, after apologising to the gay people I don't know what I'd do after that.

    You just blew my em.. Mind.


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  • #37
    blackcard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,569 ✭✭✭blackcard


    deco nate wrote: »
    You just blew my em.. Mind.

    Simple question


  • #38
    Noodles81
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 296 ✭✭Noodles81


    Cartoon_Head wrote: »
    Sounds like a load of bollocks to me.

    Try living with a hormonal woman and see how far you mindfulness stretches then :rolleyes:

    Haha!! Well the going into a quiet room and being alone for 50 mins might do you the world of good while the hurricane rides itself out!!


  • #39
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,309 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    blackcard wrote: »
    You are intelligent enough to figure it out


    Sorry?


  • #40
    Firewalkwithme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,054 ✭✭✭Firewalkwithme


    Noodles81 wrote: »
    Haha!! Well the going into a quiet room and being alone for 50 mins might do you the world of good while the hurricane rides itself out!!

    Get a grip woman! You'll feel much better after spending 50 minutes in the kitchen.


  • #41
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Was that sorry to the OP or to the homosexuals


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  • #42
    blackcard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,569 ✭✭✭blackcard


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Was that sorry to the OP or to the homosexuals

    I am the OP sorry to both


  • #43
    BreadnBuddha
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,311 ✭✭✭BreadnBuddha


    Noodles81 wrote: »
    Haha!! Well the going into a quiet room and being alone for 50 mins might do you the world of good while the hurricane rides itself out!!

    Might feel better about it if the hurricane rode him instead of herself, no?


  • #44
    Firewalkwithme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,054 ✭✭✭Firewalkwithme


    BreadnBuddha wrote: »
    Might feel better about it if the hurricane rode him instead of herself, no?

    Indeed. Why bottle up your emotions when you could be channeling that energy into something more positive.

    Now that's mindfulness.


  • #45
    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,635 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    Summer wind wrote: »
    Was this the plot of a Mel Gibson film. He died and had to come back as a woman.

    The Passion of Christ!? That lad died but came back as a bloke.

    What Women Want. He didn't die but I did watching it.


  • #46
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    blackcard wrote: »
    I am the OP sorry to both

    Response was to baracus


  • #47
    Firewalkwithme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,054 ✭✭✭Firewalkwithme


    PARlance wrote: »
    The Passion of Christ!? That lad died but came back as a bloke.

    What Women Want. He didn't die but I did watching it.

    I think it was Mrs. Doubtfire.

    Guy came back as woman and then died.

    Oh no wait, that was in the wrong order.


  • #48
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    blackcard wrote: »
    What a Woman wants. It painted half the picture accurately/inaccurately. But how would a woman coming back as a man act?

    I would pee on things and wave my willy around and look at it and go 'weehee look at it go'. And if that got old after a few weeks maybe..lift heavy things and go 'weehee look at it lift, not even trying, yeaaaah'

    And then go back to looking at my willy, and probably miss boobs


  • #49
    Firewalkwithme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,054 ✭✭✭Firewalkwithme


    Gordon Miniature Planetarium wrote: »
    I would pee on things and wave my willy around and look at it and go 'weehee look at it go'. And if that got old after a few weeks maybe..lift heavy things and go 'weehee look at it lift, not even trying, yeaaaah'

    And then go back to looking at my willy, and probably miss boobs

    Well if you miss them you can piss on them.


  • #50
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,309 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Response was to baracus


    I thought as much. :)
    I meant sorry as in I didnt know what he meant :o


  • #51
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Cartoon_Head wrote: »
    Well if you miss them you can piss on them.

    With so much added precision and stuff though


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  • #52
    Firewalkwithme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,054 ✭✭✭Firewalkwithme


    Gordon Miniature Planetarium wrote: »
    With so much added precision and stuff though

    Damn straight.


  • #53
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,424 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Gordon Miniature Planetarium wrote: »
    With so much added precision and stuff though

    The precision takes years of training!


  • #54
    Azalea
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭Azalea


    Gordon Miniature Planetarium wrote: »
    wave my willy around and look at it and go 'weehee look at it go'
    Ditto.


  • #55
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Peregrine wrote: »
    The precision takes years of training!

    If at all.

    Source: years of brother having, house sharing, and bad-job-having


  • #56
    Hammer89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,004 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Gordon Miniature Planetarium wrote: »
    I would pee on things and wave my willy around and look at it and go 'weehee look at it go'. And if that got old after a few weeks maybe..lift heavy things and go 'weehee look at it lift, not even trying, yeaaaah'

    And then go back to looking at my willy, and probably miss boobs

    This is the funniest post I've ever read on here.


  • #57
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    This is the funniest post I've ever read on here.

    Really? Sounds like just another Thursday at the club to me.


  • #58
    jeremymurphy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 125 ✭✭jeremymurphy


    Cartoon_Head wrote: »
    Sounds like a load of bollocks to me.

    Try living with a hormonal woman and see how far you mindfulness stretches then :rolleyes:

    "hormonal woman" example of tautology.


  • #59
    D Trent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,340 ✭✭✭D Trent


    BreadnBuddha wrote: »
    No chance. Far too much thinking going on there.

    Try:

    Fart lots.
    Cup and sniff sometimes.
    Pick your nose and wipe it under the car seat.
    Ask 'Who the feck is Michael Kors anyway?'
    Buy power tools.
    Pay attention to the specials aisle in LIDL
    Pick a sports team to follow.
    'Claim' an armchair as yours.
    Learn how to delete your browsing history and close google image search in under 2 seconds.
    Learn to forget things and how to say 'Really?', 'uh-huh' and 'sounds good' as alternatives to 'What? Can't you see I'm watching the bloody film?'
    Shave daily and make blood squares with TP.
    Practice leaving the toilet seat up, the way it should be.

    ;)

    This 👌


  • #60
    Austria!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,437 ✭✭✭Austria!


    I'd ride every dick going, and try to be a female comedian as I think the barriers to entry are quite low


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  • #61
    Firewalkwithme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,054 ✭✭✭Firewalkwithme


    jeremymurphy wrote: »
    "hormonal woman" example of tautology.

    No Jeremy, it was a polite way of saying crazy bitch.


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