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Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

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  • #2192
    rosie16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 355 ✭✭rosie16


    kfallon wrote: »
    Still tho, when you realised you weren't working, that surely brought a smile :)

    I'm still feeling really confused. I just spilt a pint of water under my bed. I went to pick it up and i don't know what happened but in my disorientated state i dropped it. At least i had the good sense to push the extension lead out of the way. I might smile later when it sinks in. :pac:


  • #2193
    selous
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭selous


    The spire being lit up like a light sabre and not being paid a cent, that's NOT my T.A, it's that people are moaning that the council didn't ask for money for it to be done, but yet, Ireland ask every country in the world to switch on a light on St Patricks day to turn their national monument green, (for free?) (I know England got paid 33k to turn something into a light sabre),


  • #2194
    mynameis905
    Closed Accounts Posts: 754 ✭✭✭mynameis905


    Making a cup of tea only to find that it's too weak after you add the milk. Threw it out and made another one. Life is too short to be drinking mawkish scald.


  • #2195
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    rosie16 wrote: »
    I'm still feeling really confused. I just spilt a pint of water under my bed. I went to pick it up and i don't know what happened but in my disorientated state i dropped it. At least i had the good sense to push the extension lead out of the way. I might smile later when it sinks in. :pac:

    Sure you're not pissed as a newt? :pac:


  • #2196
    Savage Tyrant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭Savage Tyrant


    People in work who couldn't give a shít about rosters and cover for shifts they aren't working on.
    It's like they do say "fück it, sure I won't be there, won't be my problem"
    Yet I, like the fućkin dope I am, still make sure not to stretch the workload for the other shifts thereby saving them the stress on their shifts that I deal with on mine.
    Maybe I'm the mug.


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  • #2197
    BenedrylPete
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 178 ✭✭BenedrylPete


    Tl;Dr: People who go off on one. Yes irony.


    Burst wafflers are those people who will ask you a simple question, for which there is usually a Y/N ... or (option A)/ (option B) response.

    They may be in a work role, though not always, burst waffling can take place anywhere.

    You, in your distracted state may intend to say A, but accidentally say B.
    But thats ok you can always just explain that you meant to sa......too late.


    What follows is 5 minute rant without pause for breath, thought, change of weather, or asteroid collision.

    The automated burst waffle mechanism had been activated, like the kill setting on a military robot, and the cogs of the burst waffler are now spinning, spinning like the wheels of a steam train.

    Yes you'd like to stop them.
    Just for a brief second.

    Just to explain that you meant option A...... but no, there is no stopping this bobsleigh of aural molestation, you're in the tube now, surrounded by ice and Jamaicans and theres no getting off til you reach the end.

    An end that you know just leads to the same automated rehearsed rant again. Just for option A.


    Runaway waffle never going back, wrong way down a one way track, feels like I should be getting somewhere, but somehow Im neither here no there.


  • #2198
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,669 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    mynameis905 wrote:
    Making a cup of tea only to find that it's too weak after you add the milk. Threw it out and made another one. Life is too short to be drinking mawkish scald.


    This is why you never take the teabag out until after you've put the milk in.


  • #2199
    The Randy Riverbeast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭The Randy Riverbeast


    Have to return a book but it seems they have shut down the building completely instead of the usual only security is there to look after the place. Of course the book is due by 12 tonight and they are closed Saturday and Sunday. They better not charge me for days they arent even open, how am I supposed to return a book when you're closed?


  • #2200
    rosie16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 355 ✭✭rosie16


    kfallon wrote: »
    Sure you're not pissed as a newt? :pac:

    I could well be. I'm never been properly drunk so maybe this is what it's like to be 'pissed as a newt'. :eek: I had sleep legs too, felt like a drunk baby giraffe. :pac:


  • #2201
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Hop into bed and I can hear thumping music up the road, better stfu soon enough or else I'll be out with the hurl :mad:


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  • #2202
    Gaygooner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,601 ✭✭✭Gaygooner


    Other people in a friend's circle of friends you fcuking despise


  • #2203
    strelok
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭strelok


    slept **** all all week and kept waking up earlier and earlier so tonight i'd be able to go to bed around 7-8pm and wake up around 1.30am to catch a bus to the airport

    been wrecked tired all day. plan was going swimmingly. 7pm I just wake the **** up. I spent 5 hours in bed watching american dad. so god damn tired, and my flight isn't until 9am


  • #2204
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    "Hi I'm horny housewive near your location dying to be ****ed in my tight pussy! Are you available?

    a picture of a woman close to drawing her pension accompanying the text. Gilf?


  • #2205
    mynameis905
    Closed Accounts Posts: 754 ✭✭✭mynameis905


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    This is why you never take the teabag out until after you've put the milk in.

    But then when you take the teabag out after adding the milk it's displacement means that you have less tea in the cup. Fúcking life. Can't win.


  • #2206
    everlast75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,036 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    F**king alcohol - in bed at 3am, drinking for 11 hours... wake up at 7 this morning and can't get back to sleep 😕

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



  • #2207
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    everlast75 wrote: »
    F**king alcohol - in bed at 3am, drinking for 11 hours... wake up at 7 this morning and can't get back to sleep 😕

    My TA is that I had NO alcohol! Friday night before Christmas and I am dryer than Good Friday in a convent.


  • #2208
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    "Happy Holidays!"

    Go fck yourself with your PC bullshyte!


  • #2209
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Menas wrote: »
    "Happy Holidays!"

    Go fck yourself with your PC bullshyte!
    You need a drink.:p


  • #2210
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Colser wrote: »
    You need a drink.:p

    Have to meet santa in a couple of hours. He will know I have been bold if I turn up smelling of bourbon!


  • #2211
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Mrs. Bap went to Ikea yesterday. The empty Ikea shopping bag is still sitting in the middle of the kitchen floor. I'm going to use all my will power not to put it away.
    Let's see how long it's left there.


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  • #2212
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Mrs. Bap went to Ikea yesterday. The empty Ikea shopping bag is still sitting in the middle of the kitchen floor. I'm going to use all my will power not to put it away.
    Let's see how long it's left there.
    Id say shes getting you back for making a move on her the other night with the eggy beard.I could be all wrong though...:pac:


  • #2213
    rosie16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 355 ✭✭rosie16


    Went to bed at 2am, been awake since 6. And I've a lot of stuff to do today. I'm going to be wrecked later. Same thing the night before. Went to bed at 1am and awake since 5. I crashed around 4pm yesterday so if I get home before 4 I might be ok. :pac: That's very unlikely though.


  • #2214
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Colser wrote: »
    Id say shes getting you back for making a move on her the other night with the eggy beard.I could be all wrong though...:pac:

    There's hardly time for kissing in that 9 second trip to pleasureville.


  • #2215
    KatW4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    Bag packing. I'm dreading it!!!


  • #2216
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,402 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    KatW4 wrote: »
    Bag packing. I'm dreading it!!!

    If it's any consolation most shoppers will dread seeing bag packers at the end of the till. :D


  • #2217
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    mynameis905 wrote: »
    Making a cup of tea only to find that it's too weak after you add the milk. Threw it out and made another one. Life is too short to be drinking mawkish scald.
    Dial Hard wrote: »
    This is why you never take the teabag out until after you've put the milk in.

    Which is why you should make tea properly, in a teapot, you lazy gits:D


  • #2218
    Medusa22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    Feeling like shyte and I wish I could go back to bed but I have Christmas shopping that needs to be done, grumble.


  • #2219
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Medusa22 wrote: »
    Feeling like shyte and I wish I could go back to bed but I have Christmas shopping that needs to be done, grumble.

    Have a few hot whiskeys as you go along, will sort you out!

    TA'd at all the dickheads coming home from the pub shouting last night and keeping me awake, no late bars around here so no idea why there were some cúnts still in the area gone 2am :mad:

    Never thought I'd say it but this morning it's a case of "you can shove Christmas up yer hole!!!"

    There I said it


  • #2220
    CrowdedHouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,977 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    'Shur this day next week 'twill be all over' Feck off Killjoys

    Seven Worlds will Collide



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  • #2221
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Mrs. Bap went to Ikea yesterday. The empty Ikea shopping bag is still sitting in the middle of the kitchen floor. I'm going to use all my will power not to put it away.
    Let's see how long it's left there.

    That reminds me of the episode of Everybody Loves Raymond where Ray and Deborah both refuse to move the suitcase on the stairs :D


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