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I have 0 friends. Finding super car racers friends in Galway. Like in Need for Speed

  • 16-12-2015 11:02PM
    #1
    fern_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34 ✭


    Hey all,

    I finished secondary school, and I'm doing a course now... I'm 18 years of age. I have no friends as I moved schools, and I only got one guys phone number and I don't want to be bothering him..


    Anyway, I see all the super cars going around, but where do they hang out? do they street race? well not street race, but you know what I mean, they all go drive with each other or something..

    I'm not good at social skills either, I have Asperger syndrome.


    Anyway, I'm thinking of becoming the most noticed/best driver and well known racer/driver in County Galway.




    Anyone have advice on how to make racer friends? such as I was thinking just following them and when they stop at a gas station, I pull up to them, wind down my window and say something like 'yo, nice ride'...etc...


    Also, saab is my choice, and I have not even seen a supercar saab so


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  • #2
    backspacer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 555 ✭✭✭backspacer


    Ffs!!!


  • #3
    shietpilot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,880 ✭✭✭shietpilot


    I heard drag racing around industrial estates in Dublin is the thing these days. For details please check the RTE Player!


  • #4
    paulmclaughlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,299 ✭✭✭paulmclaughlin


    I think I know why you have no friends...


  • #5
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Ask them have they a 10 second car and is their name vin.

    Saab won't cut it to be honest ditch it literally and get yourself a Jetta.

    Even better if she a daysul and slam it.

    You will have them chasing ya for that big ride.


  • #6
    dar83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭dar83


    Are the schools finished for Christmas already?


    This is a poor attempt though, it really is. You should hang about a bit here and study some of the more regular trolls, you could definitely learn a thing or three!


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  • #7
    polan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭polan


    are you sopporting the homeless?


  • #8
    NickDunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 392 ✭✭NickDunne


    I suggest calling Edwin. He happens to know a few things...


  • #9
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Op get a real car. Then come back


  • #10
    fern_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34 ✭fern_


    Come on guys. I'm a computer nerd weirdo with no real programming skills.


  • #11
    NickDunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 392 ✭✭NickDunne


    punisher5112 wrote: »
    Op get a real car. Then come back

    Hey don't diss the Swedes! :D



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  • #12
    Roger Mellie Man on the Telly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,116 ✭✭✭Roger Mellie Man on the Telly


    fern_ wrote: »
    I have NO friends. Only a phone number from a guy I went to school.

    Why don't you call the gay guy from school and see if he wants to meet?

    I don't have any friends either; people can't warm to me because I'm a really grumpy, miserable git. I'm still humping along though.


  • #13
    Supergurrier
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,295 ✭✭✭Supergurrier


    I used to be a boy racer until i took an arrow to the knee


  • #14
    bazz26
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,877 ✭✭✭✭bazz26


    laughter.gif


  • #15
    MarkAnthony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,934 ✭✭✭MarkAnthony


    Are you the guy that cruises around Kilbarrack with a hole in the exhaust? Please stop, you complete knob head.


  • #16
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,235 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    If you're driving a Saab people will assume you're either an architect or a blithering idiot. Either way you'll also need a polo-neck jumper and wire-rim spectacles, and you'll be reasonably popular, particularly with architects and other blithering idiots. So, in short, it's all good! :D


  • #17
    BMJD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,637 ✭✭✭BMJD


    fern_ wrote: »
    Hi .

    I have NO friends. Only a phone number from a guy I went to school. I'm 18

    Should I go around following racers revving the engine and pull down my window saying yo lets race or something cool like that?


    Thank you

    a/s/l?


  • #18
    JBokeh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 469 ✭✭JBokeh


    I don't have friends










    I have family


  • #19
    keithclancy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,157 ✭✭✭keithclancy


    fern_ wrote: »
    Hi .

    I have NO friends. Only a phone number from a guy I went to school. I'm 18

    Should I go around following racers revving the engine and pull down my window saying yo lets race or something cool like that?


    Thank you

    Try Grindr


  • #20
    Asmooh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭Asmooh


    get a honda civic 1.4 till -99.
    Swap a D16Z6 head on it, will upgrade you from 75hp/90hp to 125hp.
    Then get a nice turbo kit, lower the compression and you end up getting 150-200hp.


    and when you have a grand of 10, contact me and I'll happylee take your money in a race.


  • #21
    TherapyBoy
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 4,744 Mod ✭✭✭✭TherapyBoy


    Asmooh wrote: »
    ..contact me and I'll happylee take your money in a race.

    Yes, yes. But will you be his friend?

    Moderator: Non Drinkers Group & Grand Theft Auto



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  • #22
    Asmooh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭Asmooh


    TherapyBoy wrote: »
    Yes, yes. But will you be his friend?

    Sure, if he races me every weekend for a grand or so, easy money and I'll be a friend lol


  • #23
    YbFocus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,473 ✭✭✭YbFocus


    Asmooh wrote: »
    get a honda civic 1.4 till -99.
    Swap a D16Z6 head on it, will upgrade you from 75hp/90hp to 125hp.
    Then get a nice turbo kit, lower the compression and you end up getting 150-200hp.


    and when you have a grand of 10, contact me and I'll happylee take your money in a race.

    I can't wait to have a turbo, then i can be as obnoxious as you :)


  • #24
    Asmooh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭Asmooh


    YbFocus wrote: »
    I can't wait to have a turbo, then i can be as obnoxious as you :)

    nah turbo isnt cool, but do a few races and save the money for a Corvette C7 Z06 ;)


  • #25
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,235 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    YbFocus wrote: »
    I can't wait to have a turbo, then i can be as obnoxious as you :)

    Just write "TURBO!!!!!" on the side in crayon - don't forget to make it slanty, as shown, that's very important. '80s revival, dude. :cool:


  • #26
    traprunner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,887 ✭✭✭traprunner


    You need a boxy to be successful in those circles these days. It's all about the boxy. AKA pile of crap


  • #27
    shietpilot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,880 ✭✭✭shietpilot


    traprunner wrote: »
    You need a boxy to be successful in those circles these days. It's all about the boxy. AKA pile of crap

    Boxy Starlets are cool though.

    There's nothing worse than a slammed Caddy or Passat cooing and booing...


  • #28
    traprunner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,887 ✭✭✭traprunner


    shietpilot wrote: »
    Boxy Starlets are cool though.

    Emmm...No!


  • #29
    mgbgt1978
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,234 ✭✭✭mgbgt1978


    OP seems to be getting more replies to the same question over on After Hours.;)

    Wonder if he's had any joy with his very first post ??????
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=97570744


  • #30
    traprunner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,887 ✭✭✭traprunner


    mgbgt1978 wrote: »
    OP seems to be getting more replies to the same question over on After Hours.;)

    I first read this in After Hours and I thought I was replying to it there :eek:


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  • #31
    fern_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34 ✭fern_


    Asmooh wrote: »
    Sure, if he races me every weekend for a grand or so, easy money and I'll be a friend lol

    What if I smoke craxk


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