I have 0 friends. Finding super car racers friends in Galway. Like in Need for Speed

fern_

Hey all,

I finished secondary school, and I'm doing a course now... I'm 18 years of age. I have no friends as I moved schools, and I only got one guys phone number and I don't want to be bothering him..


Anyway, I see all the super cars going around, but where do they hang out? do they street race? well not street race, but you know what I mean, they all go drive with each other or something..

I'm not good at social skills either, I have Asperger syndrome.


Anyway, I'm thinking of becoming the most noticed/best driver and well known racer/driver in County Galway.




Anyone have advice on how to make racer friends? such as I was thinking just following them and when they stop at a gas station, I pull up to them, wind down my window and say something like 'yo, nice ride'...etc...


Also, saab is my choice, and I have not even seen a supercar saab so

backspacer

Ffs!!!

shietpilot

I heard drag racing around industrial estates in Dublin is the thing these days. For details please check the RTE Player!

paulmclaughlin

I think I know why you have no friends...

punisher5112

Ask them have they a 10 second car and is their name vin.

Saab won't cut it to be honest ditch it literally and get yourself a Jetta.

Even better if she a daysul and slam it.

You will have them chasing ya for that big ride.

dar83

Are the schools finished for Christmas already?


This is a poor attempt though, it really is. You should hang about a bit here and study some of the more regular trolls, you could definitely learn a thing or three!

polan

are you sopporting the homeless?

NickDunne

I suggest calling Edwin. He happens to know a few things...

punisher5112

Op get a real car. Then come back

fern_

Come on guys. I'm a computer nerd weirdo with no real programming skills.

NickDunne

punisher5112 wrote: »

Op get a real car. Then come back

Hey don't diss the Swedes!

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly

fern_ wrote: »

I have NO friends. Only a phone number from a guy I went to school.

Why don't you call the gay guy from school and see if he wants to meet?

I don't have any friends either; people can't warm to me because I'm a really grumpy, miserable git. I'm still humping along though.

Supergurrier

I used to be a boy racer until i took an arrow to the knee

bazz26

MarkAnthony

Are you the guy that cruises around Kilbarrack with a hole in the exhaust? Please stop, you complete knob head.

jimgoose

If you're driving a Saab people will assume you're either an architect or a blithering idiot. Either way you'll also need a polo-neck jumper and wire-rim spectacles, and you'll be reasonably popular, particularly with architects and other blithering idiots. So, in short, it's all good!

BMJD

fern_ wrote: »

Hi .

I have NO friends. Only a phone number from a guy I went to school. I'm 18

Should I go around following racers revving the engine and pull down my window saying yo lets race or something cool like that?


Thank you

a/s/l?

JBokeh

I don't have friends










I have family

keithclancy

fern_ wrote: »

Hi .

I have NO friends. Only a phone number from a guy I went to school. I'm 18

Should I go around following racers revving the engine and pull down my window saying yo lets race or something cool like that?


Thank you

Try Grindr

Asmooh

get a honda civic 1.4 till -99.
Swap a D16Z6 head on it, will upgrade you from 75hp/90hp to 125hp.
Then get a nice turbo kit, lower the compression and you end up getting 150-200hp.


and when you have a grand of 10, contact me and I'll happylee take your money in a race.

TherapyBoy

Asmooh wrote: »

..contact me and I'll happylee take your money in a race.

Yes, yes. But will you be his friend?

Asmooh

TherapyBoy wrote: »

Yes, yes. But will you be his friend?

Sure, if he races me every weekend for a grand or so, easy money and I'll be a friend lol

YbFocus

Asmooh wrote: »

get a honda civic 1.4 till -99.
Swap a D16Z6 head on it, will upgrade you from 75hp/90hp to 125hp.
Then get a nice turbo kit, lower the compression and you end up getting 150-200hp.


and when you have a grand of 10, contact me and I'll happylee take your money in a race.

I can't wait to have a turbo, then i can be as obnoxious as you

Asmooh

YbFocus wrote: »

I can't wait to have a turbo, then i can be as obnoxious as you

nah turbo isnt cool, but do a few races and save the money for a Corvette C7 Z06

jimgoose

YbFocus wrote: »

I can't wait to have a turbo, then i can be as obnoxious as you

Just write "TURBO!!!!!" on the side in crayon - don't forget to make it slanty, as shown, that's very important. '80s revival, dude. :cool:

traprunner

You need a boxy to be successful in those circles these days. It's all about the boxy. AKA pile of crap

shietpilot

traprunner wrote: »

You need a boxy to be successful in those circles these days. It's all about the boxy. AKA pile of crap

Boxy Starlets are cool though.

There's nothing worse than a slammed Caddy or Passat cooing and booing...

traprunner

shietpilot wrote: »

Boxy Starlets are cool though.

Emmm...No!

mgbgt1978

OP seems to be getting more replies to the same question over on After Hours.;)

Wonder if he's had any joy with his very first post ??????
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=97570744

traprunner

mgbgt1978 wrote: »

OP seems to be getting more replies to the same question over on After Hours.;)

I first read this in After Hours and I thought I was replying to it there :eek:

fern_

Asmooh wrote: »

Sure, if he races me every weekend for a grand or so, easy money and I'll be a friend lol

What if I smoke craxk

fern_

Asmooh wrote: »

Sure, if he races me every weekend for a grand or so, easy money and I'll be a friend lol

What if I smoke crack and become focused. And I buy parts from UK then I train like crazy.. I stay up all night and peactice. You be my friend then buddy??

Asmooh

fern_ wrote: »

What if I smoke crack and become focused. And I buy parts from UK then I train like crazy.. I stay up all night and peactice. You be my friend then buddy??

i dont care what do you, as long I get something out of it lol

traprunner

fern_ wrote: »

What if I smoke crack and become focused.

Too much internet if you think crack will help you focus.

Vicxas

This thread has me like

fern_

Added details. Advice??

knucklehead6

fern_ wrote: »

Added details. Advice??

The advice, Davy/Investment/Steyr is to get your tablets back and start taking them again.

iano.p

fern_ wrote:

Anyway, I see all the super cars going around, but where do they hang out? do they street race? well not street race, but you know what I mean, they all go drive with each other or something..

They all hang out at the "schlaaaab" lad. A wink and s slap on the arse will get you a invite

BMJD

I don't know what a tracker mortgage is

Noccy_Mondy

BMJD wrote:

I don't know what a tracker mortgage is

I don't know how to save money on me car insurance.