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Making friends with car racers. 18-29 year olds with fast carz. I have no friends btw

  • 16-12-2015 10:42PM
    #1
    fern_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34 ✭


    Hi. Doing a course. No one even drives etc. Left school now I'm 18

    How do I meet with other boy racers.... Should I do my car up and follow them around and wind my window down using psychology saying yo lets race etc.


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  • #2
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,446 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    fern_ wrote: »
    Hi. Doing a course. No one even drives etc. Left school now I'm 18

    How do I meet with other boy racers.... Should I do my car up and follow them around and wind my window down using psychology saying yo lets race etc.

    Exactly. That's what I did.

    - Vin Diesel.


  • #3
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    fern_ wrote: »
    Hi. Doing a course. No one even drives etc. Left school now I'm 18

    How do I meet with other boy racers.... Should I do my car up and follow them around and wind my window down using psychology saying yo lets race etc.

    If you were 10, then I;d say yes.

    Not sure "boy racers" is the prefered nomenclature, but there's a motoring forum knocking about somewhere - ask them?

    EDIT - here ya go
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=47

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #4
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Stay in school kids :)


  • #5
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    You have to drive around with your elbow sticking out the window. Wear a sleveless t-shirt. Rev the engine a lot.
    That should do it.


  • #6
    Pat Mustard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    fern_ wrote: »
    How do I meet with other boy racers...

    Give them a napkin with your number and a message saying "call me" written in pink lipstick.


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  • #7
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    You need a very small penis to be a boy racer.


  • #8
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Menas wrote: »
    You have to drive around with your elbow sticking out the window. Wear a sleveless t-shirt. Rev the engine a lot.
    That should do it.
    He'll meet culchies like me doing that.:)

    What he needs is a dirty hoodie with the hood up at all times and half a roll of silage wrap across the top of the windscreen.


  • #9
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Tell them how fondling your big shiny knob makes you go faster and how hard you can pull your handbrake. Instant friends.


  • #10
    fern_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34 ✭fern_


    I'm 18. I have NO friends and have had none for the past 3 years because school change. Im still in education. I am rusty at social interaction. But I have good ideas..


  • #11
    fern_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34 ✭fern_


    Pat Mustard wrote: »
    Give them a napkin with your number and a message saying "call me" written in pink lipstick.

    I know this mY sound weird but if it takes it what if I dress up as a 18 year Swedish women. Wear Sun glasses blonde wig makeup clothes. This is only last resort.. I could get their number and then ring them etc


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  • #12
    fern_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34 ✭fern_


    Anyone have advice??also im pale because I have been using computer every day since 4th.class... We


  • #13
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    fern_ wrote: »
    I know this mY sound weird but if it takes it what if I dress up as a 18 year Swedish women. Wear Sun glasses blonde wig makeup clothes. This is only last resort.. I could get their number and then ring them etc
    fern_ wrote: »
    Anyone have advice??also im pale because I have been using computer every day since 4th.class... We

    Not sure I'm getting the movie reference. Beverly Hills Cop 2? The one with Brigette Nielsen?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #14
    HeidiHeidi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 33,262 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    Go to bed, OP.

    You may or may not be drunk, but this thread is a bad (and getting rapidly worse) idea.


  • #15
    Strumms
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,985 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    ask them if they would like to go cruising one night up to the summit in Howth as you would like them to take a look at something under your bonnet that they might be impressed with.


  • #16
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,117 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    What course are you doing op? Is it in an IT, Community college, Fas, PLC?


  • #17
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    My car is older and faster than you :)


  • #18
    the evasion_kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    find out were they hold their underground street car races....usually to a place called devils point


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    the evasion_kid wrote: »
    find out were they hold their underground street car races....

    eh....underground obviously :rolleyes:


  • #20
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,724 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    fern_ wrote: »
    Anyone have advice??also im pale because I have been using computer every day since 4th.class... We
    We what? Don't leave me hanging like this.


  • #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    We what? Don't leave me hanging like this.

    I think he got rickets and was too weak to type


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  • #22
    Whyohwhy?
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 126 ✭✭Whyohwhy?


    You're 18.go to the pub, (preferably on a match night) make sweeping statements such as "ah, referee!", "bad ball ffs", "what are ye at!" after some interaction with other people, buy them a few pints. You'll make friends quickly (maybe not good friends but friends all the same)

    Or you could go with your own suggestion, gussy up an aul starlet, wasting money and make friends with a loada idiots.

    Whatever, I'm pissed in the pub with my new found friends...


  • #23
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    We what? Don't leave me hanging like this.

    I think he is typing while free wheeling down a hill. He meant to say 'Weeeeeeee...'


  • #24
    fern_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34 ✭fern_


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    eh....underground obviously :rolleyes:
    oh yeah . This will be my car .youtube.com/watch?v=3v0moSH1xYU


  • #25
    Strumms
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,985 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    Menas wrote: »
    I think he is typing while free wheeling down a hill. He meant to say 'Weeeeeeee...'

    or.. we...well that tree wasn't coming at my windscreen last time I drove through the park. RIP


  • #26
    fern_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34 ✭fern_


    Whyohwhy? wrote: »
    You're 18.go to the pub, (preferably on a match night) make sweeping statements such as "ah, referee!", "bad ball ffs", "what are ye at!" after some interaction with other people, buy them a few pints. You'll make friends quickly (maybe not good friends but friends all the same)

    Or you could go with your own suggestion, gussy up an aul starlet, wasting money and make friends with a loada idiots.

    Whatever, I'm pissed in the pub with my new found friends...

    Thank you. Yeah I tried going into o the pub many times and just stare and staY quite...I'm really pale on computer


  • #27
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    The op has similar thread in motors.

    He has it all wrong he needs to offer his pink slip at a race then he gets the gals and fellas chasing him


  • #28
    Pat Mustard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    fern_ wrote: »
    Anyone have advice??also im pale because I have been using computer every day since 4th.class

    Luminous orange fake tan was popular circa 1995 if that's any good to you.


  • #29
    MEGA BRO WOLF 5000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,885 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000


    fern_ wrote: »
    Anyone have advice??also im pale because I have been using computer every day since 4th.class... We

    Seriously you need to work on your trolling skills.


  • #30
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    fern_ wrote: »
    oh yeah . This will be my car .youtube.com/watch?v=3v0moSH1xYU

    I have a Saab too :)

    It has a Saab engine though.

    I had a mustang for two weeks last time I was in 'merica. Not a V8 though :(

    Why would you do that to a mustangV8?? Why? As yer man above says whyohwhy?

    Never drink and drive kids.


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  • #31
    fern_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34 ✭fern_


    The Honey Monster wrote: »
    Seriously you need to work on your trolling skills.

    Oh yeah really???.. I won a laptop in 4th class. Since then I rarely go out apart from school and sometimes shop or other things. I look like a monster


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