Making friends with car racers. 18-29 year olds with fast carz. I have no friends btw

fern_

Hi. Doing a course. No one even drives etc. Left school now I'm 18

How do I meet with other boy racers.... Should I do my car up and follow them around and wind my window down using psychology saying yo lets race etc.

Birneybau

fern_ wrote: »

Hi. Doing a course. No one even drives etc. Left school now I'm 18

How do I meet with other boy racers.... Should I do my car up and follow them around and wind my window down using psychology saying yo lets race etc.

Exactly. That's what I did.

- Vin Diesel.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

fern_ wrote: »

Hi. Doing a course. No one even drives etc. Left school now I'm 18

How do I meet with other boy racers.... Should I do my car up and follow them around and wind my window down using psychology saying yo lets race etc.

If you were 10, then I;d say yes.

Not sure "boy racers" is the prefered nomenclature, but there's a motoring forum knocking about somewhere - ask them?

EDIT - here ya go
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=47

The Backwards Man

Stay in school kids

Menas

You have to drive around with your elbow sticking out the window. Wear a sleveless t-shirt. Rev the engine a lot.
That should do it.

Pat Mustard

fern_ wrote: »

How do I meet with other boy racers...

Give them a napkin with your number and a message saying "call me" written in pink lipstick.

The_Valeyard

You need a very small penis to be a boy racer.

The Backwards Man

Menas wrote: »

You have to drive around with your elbow sticking out the window. Wear a sleveless t-shirt. Rev the engine a lot.
That should do it.

He'll meet culchies like me doing that.:)

What he needs is a dirty hoodie with the hood up at all times and half a roll of silage wrap across the top of the windscreen.

Sheep Lover

Tell them how fondling your big shiny knob makes you go faster and how hard you can pull your handbrake. Instant friends.

fern_

I'm 18. I have NO friends and have had none for the past 3 years because school change. Im still in education. I am rusty at social interaction. But I have good ideas..

fern_

Pat Mustard wrote: »

Give them a napkin with your number and a message saying "call me" written in pink lipstick.

I know this mY sound weird but if it takes it what if I dress up as a 18 year Swedish women. Wear Sun glasses blonde wig makeup clothes. This is only last resort.. I could get their number and then ring them etc

fern_

Anyone have advice??also im pale because I have been using computer every day since 4th.class... We

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

fern_ wrote: »

I know this mY sound weird but if it takes it what if I dress up as a 18 year Swedish women. Wear Sun glasses blonde wig makeup clothes. This is only last resort.. I could get their number and then ring them etc

fern_ wrote: »

Anyone have advice??also im pale because I have been using computer every day since 4th.class... We

Not sure I'm getting the movie reference. Beverly Hills Cop 2? The one with Brigette Nielsen?

HeidiHeidi

Go to bed, OP.

You may or may not be drunk, but this thread is a bad (and getting rapidly worse) idea.

Strumms

ask them if they would like to go cruising one night up to the summit in Howth as you would like them to take a look at something under your bonnet that they might be impressed with.

freshpopcorn

What course are you doing op? Is it in an IT, Community college, Fas, PLC?

My car is older and faster than you

the evasion_kid

find out were they hold their underground street car races....usually to a place called devils point

the evasion_kid

the evasion_kid wrote: »

find out were they hold their underground street car races....

eh....underground obviously :rolleyes:

Earthhorse

fern_ wrote: »

Anyone have advice??also im pale because I have been using computer every day since 4th.class... We

We what? Don't leave me hanging like this.

Earthhorse

Earthhorse wrote: »

We what? Don't leave me hanging like this.

I think he got rickets and was too weak to type

Whyohwhy?

You're 18.go to the pub, (preferably on a match night) make sweeping statements such as "ah, referee!", "bad ball ffs", "what are ye at!" after some interaction with other people, buy them a few pints. You'll make friends quickly (maybe not good friends but friends all the same)

Or you could go with your own suggestion, gussy up an aul starlet, wasting money and make friends with a loada idiots.

Whatever, I'm pissed in the pub with my new found friends...

Menas

Earthhorse wrote: »

We what? Don't leave me hanging like this.

I think he is typing while free wheeling down a hill. He meant to say 'Weeeeeeee...'

fern_

[Deleted User] wrote: »

eh....underground obviously :rolleyes:

oh yeah . This will be my car .youtube.com/watch?v=3v0moSH1xYU

Strumms

Menas wrote: »

I think he is typing while free wheeling down a hill. He meant to say 'Weeeeeeee...'

or.. we...well that tree wasn't coming at my windscreen last time I drove through the park. RIP

fern_

Whyohwhy? wrote: »

You're 18.go to the pub, (preferably on a match night) make sweeping statements such as "ah, referee!", "bad ball ffs", "what are ye at!" after some interaction with other people, buy them a few pints. You'll make friends quickly (maybe not good friends but friends all the same)

Or you could go with your own suggestion, gussy up an aul starlet, wasting money and make friends with a loada idiots.

Whatever, I'm pissed in the pub with my new found friends...

Thank you. Yeah I tried going into o the pub many times and just stare and staY quite...I'm really pale on computer

punisher5112

The op has similar thread in motors.

He has it all wrong he needs to offer his pink slip at a race then he gets the gals and fellas chasing him

Pat Mustard

fern_ wrote: »

Anyone have advice??also im pale because I have been using computer every day since 4th.class

Luminous orange fake tan was popular circa 1995 if that's any good to you.

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000

fern_ wrote: »

Anyone have advice??also im pale because I have been using computer every day since 4th.class... We

Seriously you need to work on your trolling skills.

fern_

fern_ wrote: »

oh yeah . This will be my car .youtube.com/watch?v=3v0moSH1xYU

I have a Saab too

It has a Saab engine though.

I had a mustang for two weeks last time I was in 'merica. Not a V8 though

Why would you do that to a mustangV8?? Why? As yer man above says whyohwhy?

Never drink and drive kids.

fern_

The Honey Monster wrote: »

Seriously you need to work on your trolling skills.

Oh yeah really???.. I won a laptop in 4th class. Since then I rarely go out apart from school and sometimes shop or other things. I look like a monster

fern_

fern_ wrote: »

Oh yeah really???.. I won a laptop in 4th class. Since then I rarely go out apart from school and sometimes shop or other things. I look like a monster

Gollum from Lord of the rings.

fern_

punisher5112 wrote: »

The op has similar thread in motors.

He has it all wrong he needs to offer his pink slip at a race then he gets the gals and fellas chasing him

Well I. Dress up as young Swedish blonde??get their phone numbers then call them in my normal a off saying she's my to lfriend

XR3i

get a ford

Pat Mustard

fern_ wrote: »

Gollum from Lord of the rings.

Call yourself Precious and begin the search for your ring.

Earthhorse

fern_ wrote: »

Well I. Dress up as young Swedish blonde??get their phone numbers then call them in my normal a off saying she's my to lfriend

Definitely say she's your to lfriend. But not in your normal a off, I think that's a bad idea.

punisher5112

fern_ wrote: »

Well I. Dress up as young Swedish blonde??get their phone numbers then call them in my normal a off saying she's my to lfriend

Are you that escaped lunatic from the special padded room?/??/?????

darkpagandeath

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/dU4RLdxRdWE/hqdefault.jpg

What could go wrong.

Vinculus

Is there a Go-Kart track near you, OP?

fern_

punisher5112 wrote: »

Are you that escaped lunatic from the special padded room?/??/?????

Your not nice lol. Hey why dont you come to Galway and race me .. and give me connections to racers.. I know good places to race.. also my ride is pretty sweet looks like this youtube.com/watch?v=3v0moSH1x

fern_

fern_ wrote: »

Well I. Dress up as young Swedish blonde??get their phone numbers then call them in my normal a off saying she's my to lfriend

This is an excellent idea. You should work on your Swedish accent before trying it though. This guy can give you a few pointers. They'll totally buy it.

Capt'n Midnight

Whyohwhy? wrote: »

You're 18.go to the pub, (preferably on a match night) make sweeping statements such as...

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Hammer89

The Backwards Man wrote: »

He'll meet culchies like me doing that.:)

What he needs is a dirty hoodie with the hood up at all times and half a roll of silage wrap across the top of the windscreen.

You're thinking of a boy racist.

jimgoose

Hi new to dis is a 1l automatic starlet good carz my mam has wun its fast but she wont let me drive bitch!!

mfceiling

You're young, pale skinned (probably have a spotty complexion) and you say you look like gollum from Lord of the rings. I'm surprised you're not beating them off you with a sh*tty stick.

Supergurrier

Galway cars and coffee every second sunday Briarhill dunnes carpark 11am-1pm

Meet some nice people and maybe learn something more useful that how to wrap a car around a tree.

ancapailldorcha

OP, given that you have the same thread going over in Motors and have had a few pages worth of replies here, I am closing this.