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fake funerals

  • 15-12-2015 10:23PM
    #1
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭


    my employer wants me to fake my death and go to my own funeral


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  • #2
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,487 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    XR3i wrote: »
    my employer wants me to fake my death and go to my own funeral

    Are you self-employed by any chance?


  • #3
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    CJ?


  • #4
    electrobanana
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,420 ✭✭✭electrobanana


    Seem legit to me anyway.


  • #5
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    XR3i wrote: »
    my employer wants me to fake my death and go to my own funeral

    Go for it.


  • #6
    timmy00
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30 ✭timmy00


    Go for it, what could possibly go wrong


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  • #7
    deco nate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    Reggie Perrin, is that you?


  • #8
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Is he paying for it? Are you on the clock throughout the wake?


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You might aswell. Think of all the luncheon roll sangwitches you will be able to eat.


  • #10
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Any excuse to post this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Os_SrLJ0w


  • #11
    Fleawuss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    Another fcuking atheist thread in time for Christmas.


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  • #12
    looksee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,708 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    Presumably he wants to get rid of some evidence of some sort, not clear why he would want you to give the game away by attending though?


    Although...he knows where to find you, hits you over the head, pops you in the coffin and you get quite (well fairly) legitimately buried. What do you have on him?


  • #13
    c_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    I'd consult with your union shop steward.


  • #14
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    deco nate wrote: »
    Reggie Perrin, is that you?

    You're giving away your age there !


  • #15
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    looksee wrote: »
    Presumably he wants to get rid of some evidence of some sort, not clear why he would want you to give the game away by attending though?


    Although...he knows where to find you, hits you over the head, pops you in the coffin and you get quite (well fairly) legitimately buried. What do you have on him?

    it's a she


  • #16
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Ok, replace he with she, and him with her, and the post stands.


  • #17
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I don't know anyone who didn't go to their own funeral


  • #18
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    Gibson Rancid Stratum wrote: »
    Ok, replace he with she, and him with her, and the post stands.


    ya a good court case can fall on too much presumption


  • #19
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I don't know anyone who didn't go to their own funeral
    Your man in the canoe from Hartlepool a few years back didn't


  • #20
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Your man in the canoe from Hartlepool a few years back didn't

    I don't know him


  • #21
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Jesus did the same thing and it worked out okay for him.


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  • #22
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Your man in the canoe from Hartlepool a few years back didn't

    lol, what a legend, he nearly got away with it too


  • #23
    csallmighty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 650 ✭✭✭csallmighty


    Where's the service going to be? I'd like to pay my respects.


  • #24
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    XR3i wrote: »
    lol, what a legend, he nearly got away with it too
    Aye, I think it was the moving back in to his house bit that gave him away:pac:


  • #25
    Duiske
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,086 ✭✭✭Duiske


    XR3i wrote: »
    my employer wants me to fake my death and go to my own funeral

    Can you tell us exactly what he said ? If he said it in a really loud voice with a few swear words thrown in theres a distinct possibility that you're a bit confused, and he has actually fired your ass.


  • #26
    deco nate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    Ally Dick wrote: »
    You're giving away your age there !
    I think this thread is an
    attempt to get it remade.
    Yea I'm old! :)


  • #27
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    deco nate wrote: »
    I think this thread is an
    attempt to get it remade.
    Yea I'm old! :)

    We should get jackets.


  • #28
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Brick already did this in anchorman two


  • #29
    130Kph
    Closed Accounts Posts: 625 ✭✭✭130Kph


    XR3i wrote: »
    my employer wants me to fake my death and go to my own funeral

    Has your boss a drawl when she speaks or mumbles the end of her sentences?

    She may have said :-

    “feic your debt. Go n’ have fun-you-’re-real getting a massive pay raise in January” :eek:


  • #30
    hidinginthebush
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,675 ✭✭✭hidinginthebush


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhBkC6B9I2U


    OP? Seriously though, any excuse to post Chris Morris


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  • #31
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    Don't even think about it..

    Sure look at the mess that was left behind when Kathy Beale did it.

    A crazy woman burned Ben's hand with a teaspoon ffs. Do you really want that for your family?? Do ya!

    Only sad people with no lives with get this little piece of comedic offering.


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