fake funerals

XR3i

my employer wants me to fake my death and go to my own funeral

For Forks Sake

XR3i wrote: »

my employer wants me to fake my death and go to my own funeral

Are you self-employed by any chance?

The Backwards Man

CJ?

electrobanana

Seem legit to me anyway.

Buona Fortuna

XR3i wrote: »

my employer wants me to fake my death and go to my own funeral

Go for it.

timmy00

Go for it, what could possibly go wrong

deco nate

Reggie Perrin, is that you?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Is he paying for it? Are you on the clock throughout the wake?

You might aswell. Think of all the luncheon roll sangwitches you will be able to eat.

The Backwards Man

Any excuse to post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Os_SrLJ0w

Fleawuss

Another fcuking atheist thread in time for Christmas.

looksee

Presumably he wants to get rid of some evidence of some sort, not clear why he would want you to give the game away by attending though?


Although...he knows where to find you, hits you over the head, pops you in the coffin and you get quite (well fairly) legitimately buried. What do you have on him?

c_man

I'd consult with your union shop steward.

Ally Dick

deco nate wrote: »

Reggie Perrin, is that you?

You're giving away your age there !

XR3i

looksee wrote: »

Presumably he wants to get rid of some evidence of some sort, not clear why he would want you to give the game away by attending though?


Although...he knows where to find you, hits you over the head, pops you in the coffin and you get quite (well fairly) legitimately buried. What do you have on him?

it's a she

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Ok, replace he with she, and him with her, and the post stands.

I don't know anyone who didn't go to their own funeral

XR3i

Gibson Rancid Stratum wrote: »

Ok, replace he with she, and him with her, and the post stands.

ya a good court case can fall on too much presumption

The Backwards Man

Deleted User wrote: »

I don't know anyone who didn't go to their own funeral

Your man in the canoe from Hartlepool a few years back didn't

The Backwards Man

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Your man in the canoe from Hartlepool a few years back didn't

I don't know him

Earthhorse

Jesus did the same thing and it worked out okay for him.

XR3i

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Your man in the canoe from Hartlepool a few years back didn't

lol, what a legend, he nearly got away with it too

csallmighty

Where's the service going to be? I'd like to pay my respects.

The Backwards Man

XR3i wrote: »

lol, what a legend, he nearly got away with it too

Aye, I think it was the moving back in to his house bit that gave him away:pac:

Duiske

XR3i wrote: »

my employer wants me to fake my death and go to my own funeral

Can you tell us exactly what he said ? If he said it in a really loud voice with a few swear words thrown in theres a distinct possibility that you're a bit confused, and he has actually fired your ass.

deco nate

Ally Dick wrote: »

You're giving away your age there !

I think this thread is an
attempt to get it remade.
Yea I'm old!

Buona Fortuna

deco nate wrote: »

I think this thread is an
attempt to get it remade.
Yea I'm old!

We should get jackets.

The_Valeyard

Brick already did this in anchorman two

130Kph

XR3i wrote: »

my employer wants me to fake my death and go to my own funeral

Has your boss a drawl when she speaks or mumbles the end of her sentences?

She may have said :-

“feic your debt. Go n’ have fun-you-’re-real getting a massive pay raise in January” :eek:

hidinginthebush

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhBkC6B9I2U

OP? Seriously though, any excuse to post Chris Morris

NachoBusiness

Don't even think about it..

Sure look at the mess that was left behind when Kathy Beale did it.

A crazy woman burned Ben's hand with a teaspoon ffs. Do you really want that for your family?? Do ya!

Only sad people with no lives with get this little piece of comedic offering.

Badly Drunk Boy

deco nate wrote: »

I think this thread is an
attempt to get it remade.
Yea I'm old!

The BBC remade Reggie Perrin a few years ago, with Martin Clunes in the lead role.

kettlehead

Job description - be dead.

Aglomerado

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

The BBC remade Reggie Perrin a few years ago, with Martin Clunes in the lead role.

It wasn't a patch on the Leonard Rossiter one though.
(I'm not old, I used to watch the repeats in the mid-90s!):D

The J Stands for Jay

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I don't know anyone who didn't go to their own funeral

Tom Hanks in Castaway.

amber69

Suppose you gave a funeral and nobody came.

There's the church
There's the steeple
Open the door
Where's all the people

Badly Drunk Boy

McGaggs wrote: »

Tom Hanks in Castaway.

She doesn't know Tom Hanks in Castaway. :pac:

biko

OP, you don't give credit to your sources.

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34797017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejEaJUEOhjs

trixychic

Do it, have an open casket and half way through the sermon jump up shouting. See what happens.

Badly Drunk Boy

Just make sure that you don't get embalmed.

Buona Fortuna

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

Just make sure that you don't get embalmed.

feck it - go the whole hog - get cremated.

Aglomerado

Buona Fortuna wrote: »

feck it - go the whole hog - get cremated.

Mmm. Toasty.

trixychic

Buona Fortuna wrote: »

feck it - go the whole hog - get cremated.

Don't forget the marshmallows though. Don't go getting roasted without a few of them.

HIB

XR3i wrote: »

my employer wants me to fake my death and go to my own funeral

Sounds like the title of a riveting tv3 documentary.