Chainsaws.

Sir Osis of Liver. · 13-12-2015 04:28AM #1

Don't have one myself,but it seems everyone else does.

Scary fcukers.

Ruu · 13-12-2015 04:31AM

Got one in Aldi when I went in for a can of milk.

everlast75 · 13-12-2015 04:32AM

Ya need a license to be able to rent one. True story!

Jayop · 13-12-2015 04:34AM

everlast75 wrote: »

Ya need a license to be able to rent one. True story!

So I can buy one in Aldi but I need a license to rent one. Irish law people. Lol

Geoffrey Dalton · 13-12-2015 04:42AM

In the Uk one needs to have the relevant NPTC to be able to buy one handled saws/climbing saws.

Jayop · 13-12-2015 04:47AM

Geoffrey Dalton wrote: »

In the Uk one needs to have the relevant NPTC to be able to buy one handled saws/climbing saws.

I wouldnt go near a powered saw because I don't have the training. They're dangerous yokes.

NachoBusiness · 13-12-2015 04:55AM

I bought one recently enough when I had gone out to buy a shears to remove bushes and huge weeds that were turning into beanstalks or something.

Thought feck it and bought it from Argos. Felt like a lumberjack for ten minutes.

Witchie · 13-12-2015 05:00AM

My uncle cut his thumb off with one but luckily it was just hanging on by a vein and my granny bandaged him with ice and got him to hospital and apart from a scar it's perfectly fine.

Dangerous feckin things.

Geoffrey Dalton · 13-12-2015 05:04AM

Witchie wrote: »

My uncle cut his thumb off with one but luckily it was just hanging on by a vein and my granny bandaged him with ice and got him to hospital and apart from a scar it's perfectly fine.

Dangerous feckin things.

Your uncle was incredibly lucky that your granny was available for first aid.

JackieBauer · 13-12-2015 05:11AM

Instruments of death

Jayop · 13-12-2015 05:13AM

Geoffrey Dalton wrote: »

Your uncle was incredibly lucky that your granny was available for first aid.

My brother cut off the thumb twice and the father in law once. Both still have ten digits.

Geoffrey Dalton · 13-12-2015 05:20AM

Jayop wrote: »

My brother cut off the thumb twice and the father in law once. Both still have ten digits.

They are special.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 13-12-2015 05:27AM

The Sinaloa and Arrellano Felix drug cartels have killed people by gutting the throat with a chainsaw. Sick bastards that they are, they sometimes record the killing and put it up on the web, LiveLeak has a couple of these vids.

hatrickpatrick · 13-12-2015 07:32AM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

they sometimes record the killing and put it up on the web, LiveLeak has a couple of these vids.

Knew Isis were copying their methods of terror from others. Unoriginal f*ckers.

crazygeryy · 13-12-2015 07:39AM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

The Sinaloa and Arrellano Felix drug cartels have killed people by gutting the throat with a chainsaw. Sick bastards that they are, they sometimes record the killing and put it up on the web, LiveLeak has a couple of these vids.

Excellent.kids have seen every bloody movie.we have something to watch now.

Menas · 13-12-2015 08:55AM

Chainsaws are grand. Unless you see someone like Leatherface with one. Then you should worry.

13-12-2015 09:03AM

There was a man in snickers cutting down a tree outside my window last week.

He had a massive chainsaw.

sonny.knowles · 13-12-2015 09:35AM

everlast75 wrote: »

Ya need a license to be able to rent one. True story!

A TV licence?

corner of hells · 13-12-2015 09:45AM

Deleted User wrote: »

There was a man in snickers cutting down a tree outside my window last week.

He had a massive chainsaw.

What was he doing in a bar of chocolate ?

If marathon became snickers, should mars not be snunderpants ?

13-12-2015 09:46AM

corner of hells wrote: »

What was he doing in a bar of chocolate ?

If marathon became snickers, should mars not be snunderpants ?

He'd look good in chocolate

pickarooney · 13-12-2015 09:47AM

That's nuts. Was he a nougat-y or the usual guy?

Turtyturd · 13-12-2015 09:50AM

Have 3 for juggling.

the evasion_kid · 13-12-2015 12:02PM

my father has some kind of chainsaw obsession,i think theres a name for it were they get some buzz off the roaring sound of it,he finds the most stupid s**t just to cut up and when hes not doing that hes meticulously maintaining it and as i type that he just went by the window with it......must have found some twigs to cut up.

RDM_83 again · 13-12-2015 12:27PM

Ah the Chainsaw

Skylinehead · 13-12-2015 12:29PM

BARTDOYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?

mad muffin · 13-12-2015 12:31PM

I just use the mother in law…

CelticRambler · 13-12-2015 12:57PM

I have three!

Two petrol, one electric. I love cutting up a whole tree! :cool:

ednwireland · 13-12-2015 01:02PM

Two a stihl 017 and an 038 ( 30cc & 62cc) got several trees I need to tidy up just don't have the time.

Sh1tbag OToole · 13-12-2015 01:04PM

CelticRambler wrote: »

I have three! Two petrol, one electric. I love cutting up a whole tree! :cool:

Can't bate the smell of fresh sawdust and half-burnt petrol and 2-stroke oil

nullzero · 13-12-2015 01:16PM

Always remember to keep the chain well lubricated. You don't want it flying off whilst you're using it.

CelticRambler · 13-12-2015 01:37PM

Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »

Can't bate the smell of fresh sawdust and half-burnt petrol and 2-stroke oil

Feck. :mad:

Now you've got me thinking I should spend my afternoon carving up the rest of a knotty trunk that's lying on my boundary instead of taking my new camera for a walk.

Should never have logged on to Boards.ie instead of going to Mass ...

Chainsaws.

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