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Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 78,100 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Someone's been re-watching Fried Green Tomatoes...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    New Home wrote: »
    Someone's been re-watching Fried Green Tomatoes...
    Im lost here,are they eating the body or what?:confused:


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 78,100 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    You really have to watch the film, it's brilliant, funny, sad, sweet, violent, lighthearted and dark all in one go.
    Spare ribs...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    When you have a bit of trapped wind and you just want to let off a big ripper!

    You'll know when I've done it cos I'll be posting in the "Trivial things that make you happy" thread :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Colser wrote: »
    Im lost here,are they eating the body or what?:confused:

    They are being served with the body


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    kfallon wrote: »
    When you have a bit of trapped wind and you just want to let off a big ripper!

    You'll know when I've done it cos I'll be posting in the "Trivial things that make you happy" thread :pac:
    Your last post over there TAd me..jammy git:P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Colser wrote: »
    Youre last post over there TAd me..jammy git:P

    The one telling Tom to take a sick day? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    kfallon wrote: »
    The one telling Tom to take a sick day? :confused:
    No full weeks work til Jan.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Colser wrote: »
    No full weeks work til Jan.

    Oh right, off every Friday too :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 901 ✭✭✭xLisaBx


    Does public transport really annoy anyone else?? Always end up sitting beside somebody reallllyy odd.. :o


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭ThinkProgress


    I keep a medium-sized rock in my pocket in wet weather for people like you. And I'm a good shot.

    So be it. I guess we both know where we stand then! ;)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Men wearing ties that are too short and don't come at all near the belt line.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Used my wife's computer to google something and saw that she had research how to dispose of a body. Unsure if I am more annoyed that she didn't ask me, or happy that she apparently knows how to do the killing part already

    I think you have bigger fish to fry my friend...........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,522 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Leaving milk out on the counter, and not putting it back in the fridge.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,364 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    You: Alright, we'll head off there so...

    Your mate: Hang on there I'll make a rollie.

    / waits
    / waits
    / waits

    .... ..... ...... ......................


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    Spent the morning chasing a robin around my bedroom!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Medusa22 wrote: »
    Spent the morning chasing a robin around my bedroom!

    I hope he/she was good looking.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    Menas wrote: »
    I hope he/she was good looking.

    He/she was playing hard to get :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,032 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    who told all cashiers to hand you back your change with the coins on top of the notes on top of the receipt?

    It is possibly THE most awkward f**king way. You have to slid the coins off, put them away, separate the notes and the receipts so that you don't have to have a rake of receipts in your wallet!? So in order not to spend ages at the till putting it away, you cram it all into your pocket and then move aside and sort it all out later. Pain in the ****!

    PS - I know its been that way for a while now, but much like the plastic sealed items that need a chainsaw to open, no one fecking asked for it :(

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,601 ✭✭✭Gaygooner


    The time between checkout and heading to the airport on your last day of holidays


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Medusa22 wrote: »
    Spent the morning chasing a robin around my bedroom!

    Did you kill it? Who killed it? Was it.....nah it's too early on a Monday morning;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Fist bumps, like when you say something that a person agrees with and they sticks their fist out waiting for you to do the same.

    I find them awful corny.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Did you kill it? Who killed it? Was it.....nah it's too early on a Monday morning;)

    My cat brought it in but it was very much alive so I had to chase it around the room to catch it and set it free outside, which I managed to do eventually. Unfortunately 'robin' was not a thinly veiled reference to a hot girl :( :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Fist bumps, like when you say something that a person agrees with and they sticks their fist out waiting for you to do the same.

    I find them awful corny.

    Just cover the fist with your whole hand, and say:





    'paper beats rock biatch!'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    xLisaBx wrote: »
    Does public transport really annoy anyone else?? Always end up sitting beside somebody reallllyy odd.. :o

    I got stuck beside an oddball on Friday and I lost the plot with him. Normally when I get on the luas it can be hit and miss whether I get a seat, so on Friday I walked to the terminal to make sure I got one. Got a nice cosy seat beside the window and got settled, earphones in, ready to relax for 40 minutes and watch from my ivory tower as it filled up and people got squeezed together like sardines :P Anyway, this yoke phlumped down beside me. In his sixties I'd guess. Bang of drink off him, and stale cigarette smoke. Also smelled like he hadn't showered or changed his clothes since the 80's. He totally invaded my personal space (elbowing me and sitting way to close) and started shouting something inaudible to me like, "sorry love...blah blah" (earphones = cant hear you!). And there were so many free seats! Anyway it went on and on and I was getting pitying looks and normally you'd be kind of intimidated by this carry on but I was so fúcking píssed that he was trying to destroy the 40 minutes peace that I had worked for, so I took one earphone out and said, "I can't fúcking hear you when I have these in, and I don't want to hear you either so just back the fúck off out of my face" :D I possibly came off looking more crazy than him tbh :pac:


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 78,100 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Just cover the fist with your whole hand, and say:

    'paper beats rock biatch!'

    That's genius of the highest order. I'm going to steal your idea, whiskeyman, in the hope that I won't get stuck into a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 401 ✭✭Eleysian


    Losing the will to live here. On to Argos for one and a half hours so far trying to arrange a delivery. Meantime three messages from then on my mobile to contact them to arrange delivery. Ffs I am trying - if you do value my custom answer the phone please......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Just ate some grapes to be healthy...

    But now I've a massive craving for cheese, crackers and wine to go with it!
    Will need to hit shop on way home for a 'Monday treat'

    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Just ate some grapes to be healthy...

    But now I've a massive craving for cheese, crackers and wine to go with it!
    Will need to hit shop on way home for a 'Monday treat'

    :pac:

    Grapes are all I'm eating today. I've a dress to fit into by Thursday :P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Grapes are all I'm eating today. I've a dress to fit into by Thursday :P

    I had a "your man there, eating everything - is he... alright??" sort of day yesterday. I began the day with four scrambled-eggs on wholemeal toast for breakfast, and at lunch a great big bowl of beef stew. By 5pm I was ravenous again so I ram-raided the chipper and got a large portion of chips and two quarter-pounders with extra cheese. This was topped off with about half of a Gateaux chocolate log. :D


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