Worst Nicknames

LETHAL LADY · 07-12-2015 03:34AM #1

I know this thread has been done before, but one of the worst local ones in my hometown is Mr. No Underpants. Give a guess why he's called that:)

ponzook · 07-12-2015 03:36AM

Fish behind her back. I'll leave it up to ye to solve that one.

The Sidewards Man · 07-12-2015 03:36AM

Hoover

JackieBauer · 07-12-2015 03:38AM

Anyone called "Spud" is a ****ing dodgy kunt

KungPao · 07-12-2015 03:39AM

JackieBauer wrote: »

Anyone called "Spud" is a ****ing dodgy kunt

"Git" too.

kneemos · 07-12-2015 03:40AM

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

I know this thread has been done before, but one of the worst local ones in my hometown is Mr. No Underpants. Give a guess why he's called that:)

Catchy.

Sir Osis of Liver. · 07-12-2015 03:40AM

The Finger Queen.
Sh1tthepants.
Manface.
Fisheyes.

Went to school with all of the above.

Insect Overlord · 07-12-2015 03:41AM

I've played soccer against lads called Yellow, Rats, and Horse.

The Backwards Man · 07-12-2015 03:43AM

I know a fella whose nickname has been Hitler from as far back as I can remember, never knew why or really questioned until one night in the pub, I asked his brother why is his nickname Hitler.

'Because when we were going to school he was a bad cnut'

My nickname behind my back is Proctor. I couldn't give a crap why they call me that.

KungPao · 07-12-2015 03:43AM

kneemos wrote: »

Catchy.

Really rolls off the tongue.

"Hey Mr. No Underpants, it's your round.
"No it's not"
"It is Mr. No Underpants. Here lads, isn't it Mr. No Underpants's round?...yeah it is Mr. No Underpants. Get them in Mr. No Underpants!".

LETHAL LADY · 07-12-2015 03:44AM

kneemos wrote: »

Catchy.

Still would you rather be known as Kneemos or Mr. No. Underpants?

JackieBauer · 07-12-2015 03:47AM

An File wrote: »

I've played soccer against lads called Yellow, Rats, and Horse.

Were you playing against the Pavee Point XI?

Insect Overlord · 07-12-2015 03:49AM

JackieBauer wrote: »

Were you playing against the Pavee Point XI?

3 lads at 3 different clubs. But Limerick is funny like that. :cool:

KungPao · 07-12-2015 03:51AM

JackieBauer wrote: »

Were you playing against the Pavee Point XI?

RoyalMarine · 07-12-2015 03:51AM

girl back in my home town, her nickname was flora. she spread like butter.

Owldshtok · 07-12-2015 03:57AM

A teacher in school was nicknamed Gravemouth.He would speak right in your face and his breath STANK like a dead rat.

Sir Osis of Liver. · 07-12-2015 03:58AM

Anyone here from Sligo?

When I worked there in early 90's there was a girl there called Mary Cox.

She was known as Fonda.

gammygils · 07-12-2015 04:05AM

We call our neighbour "The Death Watch Beetle" She's 70 & always talking death & diseases. Any time we're talking to her she has a funeral to go to.
Or in a hurry home so she can hear the Death Notices!
She even bought a laptop & got me to set it up for so she can go on RIP.ie
FFS

IvanRakitic · 07-12-2015 04:08AM

China for a middle aged irish man

Micky Dolenz · 07-12-2015 04:11AM

I was called Big D, I have a bigger than average cock.

The Sidewards Man · 07-12-2015 04:17AM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I was called Big D, I have a bigger than average cock.

I remember your sister saying that in the hall before double maths once.

LETHAL LADY · 07-12-2015 04:18AM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I was called Big D, I have a bigger than average cock.

Self praise is no praise????? Tiny :pac:

Micky Dolenz · 07-12-2015 04:35AM

I didn't pick the name, I played a lot of rugby as a young lad and guys noticed Big D in the shower. Trust me, it's more of a curse than a blessing,

The Sidewards Man · 07-12-2015 04:37AM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I didn't pick the name, I played a lot of rugby as a young lad and guys noticed Big D in the shower. Trust me, it's more of a curse than a blessing,

Did the guys like to play with Big D?

Micky Dolenz · 07-12-2015 04:39AM

The Sidewards Man wrote: »

Did the guys like to play with Big D?

Damn straight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTpXymuwxNs

Sir Osis of Liver. · 07-12-2015 04:40AM

He doth protest too much.

BattleCorp · 07-12-2015 10:42AM

I've posted about this before but one of my mates years ago got a hand job from a girl that was way out of his league. We still can't understand how he managed to get a tug from her.

Anyway, she gave a couple of tugs and yer man achieved happiness much faster than anticipated.

Her, like a good girl, told all her friends, who told me, who told everybody.

He is now known as "Jimmy two stroke".