Worst Nicknames

LETHAL LADY

I know this thread has been done before, but one of the worst local ones in my hometown is Mr. No Underpants. Give a guess why he's called that:)

ponzook

Fish behind her back. I'll leave it up to ye to solve that one.

The Sidewards Man

Hoover

JackieBauer

Anyone called "Spud" is a ****ing dodgy kunt

KungPao

JackieBauer wrote: »

Anyone called "Spud" is a ****ing dodgy kunt

"Git" too.

kneemos

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

I know this thread has been done before, but one of the worst local ones in my hometown is Mr. No Underpants. Give a guess why he's called that:)

Catchy.

Sir Osis of Liver.

The Finger Queen.
Sh1tthepants.
Manface.
Fisheyes.

Went to school with all of the above.

Insect Overlord

I've played soccer against lads called Yellow, Rats, and Horse.

The Backwards Man

I know a fella whose nickname has been Hitler from as far back as I can remember, never knew why or really questioned until one night in the pub, I asked his brother why is his nickname Hitler.

'Because when we were going to school he was a bad cnut'

My nickname behind my back is Proctor. I couldn't give a crap why they call me that.

KungPao

kneemos wrote: »

Catchy.

Really rolls off the tongue.

"Hey Mr. No Underpants, it's your round.
"No it's not"
"It is Mr. No Underpants. Here lads, isn't it Mr. No Underpants's round?...yeah it is Mr. No Underpants. Get them in Mr. No Underpants!".

LETHAL LADY

kneemos wrote: »

Catchy.

Still would you rather be known as Kneemos or Mr. No. Underpants?

JackieBauer

An File wrote: »

I've played soccer against lads called Yellow, Rats, and Horse.

Were you playing against the Pavee Point XI?

Insect Overlord

JackieBauer wrote: »

Were you playing against the Pavee Point XI?

3 lads at 3 different clubs. But Limerick is funny like that. :cool:

KungPao

JackieBauer wrote: »

Were you playing against the Pavee Point XI?

RoyalMarine

girl back in my home town, her nickname was flora. she spread like butter.

Owldshtok

A teacher in school was nicknamed Gravemouth.He would speak right in your face and his breath STANK like a dead rat.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Anyone here from Sligo?

When I worked there in early 90's there was a girl there called Mary Cox.

She was known as Fonda.

gammygils

We call our neighbour "The Death Watch Beetle" She's 70 & always talking death & diseases. Any time we're talking to her she has a funeral to go to.
Or in a hurry home so she can hear the Death Notices!
She even bought a laptop & got me to set it up for so she can go on RIP.ie
FFS

IvanRakitic

China for a middle aged irish man

Micky Dolenz

I was called Big D, I have a bigger than average cock.

The Sidewards Man

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I was called Big D, I have a bigger than average cock.

I remember your sister saying that in the hall before double maths once.

LETHAL LADY

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I was called Big D, I have a bigger than average cock.

Self praise is no praise????? Tiny :pac:

Micky Dolenz

I didn't pick the name, I played a lot of rugby as a young lad and guys noticed Big D in the shower. Trust me, it's more of a curse than a blessing,

The Sidewards Man

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I didn't pick the name, I played a lot of rugby as a young lad and guys noticed Big D in the shower. Trust me, it's more of a curse than a blessing,

Did the guys like to play with Big D?

Micky Dolenz

The Sidewards Man wrote: »

Did the guys like to play with Big D?

Damn straight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTpXymuwxNs

Sir Osis of Liver.

He doth protest too much.

BattleCorp

I've posted about this before but one of my mates years ago got a hand job from a girl that was way out of his league. We still can't understand how he managed to get a tug from her.

Anyway, she gave a couple of tugs and yer man achieved happiness much faster than anticipated.

Her, like a good girl, told all her friends, who told me, who told everybody.

He is now known as "Jimmy two stroke".

tupenny

Friends mam with massive tits; the dairyqueen

traprunner

Anto
Deco
Basically any Dublin nickname ending with 'o'.

Worked with a guy called Drugs. Self explanatory really.

Boom_Bap

A teacher in my secondary school was/is called Horse Bollox.
This is a nickname that has carried on through the ages.

Bulbous Salutation

French teacher with red hair - Fanny Rouge.

Lad in school whose parents split up - Daddy Gone O'Connor.

c_man

Skidz. Shortened form of skid-marks. Lots of people didn't even know his real name (pre-Facebook times).

gazump123

Scones.
Bugsey.
Teabag.
Bomber.
Squidward.
Watermalone.
Mucky.

All of these in my school.

Dr. Mantis Toboggan

An File wrote: »

I've played soccer against lads called Yellow, Rats, and Horse.

I used to play against teams from Tuam a long time ago. There was always a 'Killer' and 'Psycho' on the team. Individuals changed, the nicknames did not.

Bulbous Salutation

Lad in school was seen stroking a cat. 20 years later and he's still known as Mange.

Green Mile

traprunner wrote: »

Anto
Deco
Basically any Dublin nickname ending with 'o'.

Bono'o

Birneybau

I heard of a girl named 'The Laughing Cow' (after the cheese) because she was big and her torso was bizarrely triangular shaped.

josip

7 up
The Surgeon
Fork
The slug
Test tube
Beaker
Fester

Ken Shamrock

Dirty Bum...this guy Is/was/will forever be known as Dirty Bum

Turtyturd

Mr McConnamara in my secondary was known as 'SmellyCon'. Crude and not very witty but it did the job and he'd had it since 70's.

Think he'd reached the level of principle by the time my brother finished in the school.

DEFTLEFTHAND

'Fag ash' the local drunkard and chain smoker.

PTH2009

They must be 1000's of butsys in Ireland

KenjiOdo

Magnum
Buzz
Prince/Pinky
Tintin
AIDS + VICTIM (Couple)
Wiggy
Rusty
Mr. Yakuza
Scheisser Soze

Pat Mustard

'Pothole' is popular for lads that people are keen to avoid.

Senna

Wee Butch, for a short man with a short man complex.

Pat Mustard

PTH2009 wrote: »

They must be 1000's of butsys in Ireland

And Ducksie/Duckser.

A German girl at my school was called Helga Von Stiffenknickers, no idea what she ever did (or didn't do) to deserve that. The poor man who mowed the lawn at school was missing several fingers on one hand, naturally enough his nickname was Thumbs. A teacher with particularly poor oral hygiene was called Cheesebreeze.

LordSutch

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

I know this thread has been done before, but one of the worst local ones in my hometown is Mr. No Underpants. Give a guess why he's called that:)

I used to work with somebody whose nickname was 'thrush' for some unknown reason, then one day I asked why he was called thrush, and the answer was "because he's an irritating c***".

Which made me laugh/wince and cough, all at the same time

Micky Dolenz

Crime. He'd always avoid his round.

Crime don't pay.

kfallon

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Crime. He'd always avoid his round.

Crime don't pay.

'Frank Bruno'.....never gets a round in!