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The Bant Brigade are about!

  • 26-11-2015 10:39PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 488 ✭✭


    The cool student types are out tonight in there Christmas jumpers getting totes langballs and singing Christmas songs. Aren't they mad craic altogether??

    What's the maddest craic you've ever had? And were you a total arsehols while having it?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    "Youth is wasted on the young." - George Bernard Shaw


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭Arsemageddon


    I hate Christmas, I hate students, but most of all I hate fvckers who refer to conversation as banter.

    That is all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 488 ✭✭The Sun King


    I hate Christmas, I hate students, but most of all I hate fvckers who refer to conversation as banter.

    That is all.

    The Archbishop of Banterbury has spoken. ;)

    Totes tho.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 307 ✭✭Figbiscuithead


    Boy do you sound jealous!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    A bit of life experience will knock the enthusiasm out of them


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    I was in town having a ken this evening and I noticed a few of the bant brigade. Felt like chinning somebody so I got out of there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Wish I was out! Will have to settle for tomorrow and Saturday!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 488 ✭✭The Sun King


    Boy do you sound jealous!

    I could never get one by you, figbiscuithead.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    Wish I was out! Will have to settle for tomorrow and Saturday!
    Ooooooooooooooooooh.


    Look at me with my "I'm going out on Friday and Saturday night".


    I'm going to buy a newspaper on Sunday. f**K ALL OF YIZ


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    I hate Christmas, I hate students, but most of all I hate fvckers who refer to conversation as banter.

    That is all.



    Does anyone like students?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    Does anyone like students?

    No.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    Bastards out having fun. It fills me with RAGE.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    No.



    There we have it.


    As a brief aside, If I ever hear anyone using the term "langballs" in a real pub then I won't be held responsible for my actions


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    I can (just about) tolerate the throngs of christmas jumper wearing, twelve pub partaking students, so long as they don't introduce "novel" rules to be abided to in each pub.

    Brings a mockery to the noble art of binge drinking


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    I fcuking detest the word 'bant' and everyone that uses it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    We don't have the bants in Ireland. We have the craic!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,204 ✭✭✭Gavlor


    I was in town having a ken this evening and I noticed a few of the bant brigade. Felt like chinning somebody so I got out of there.

    I feel like chinning you for having a "Ken"

    Did you flick your Kashmir scarf around your neck as you were leaving?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭Deep Six


    I'm the bantam of the Opera, the archbishop of banterbury m8


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    Banter's not the same if you say it slower, Squiffy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 196 ✭✭Puibo


    As a brief aside, If I ever hear anyone using the term "langballs" in a real pub then I won't be held responsible for my actions


    Where I come from when you call somebody a langball. It means Dickhead.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭thee glitz


    Feckin revellers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Surely only the 'ironic' users of 'banter' are left and they're numbers are dwindling?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,699 ✭✭✭Doylers


    I hate Christmas, I hate students, but most of all I hate fvckers who refer to conversation as banter.

    That is all.

    Ah lad was just a bit of banter, no need to go mad cray cray.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭Skoop


    I had fun once when I was young. Was awful.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 266 ✭✭Clive Bisquette


    can barely tolerate students mesell...shower of blarts in this posters opinion.....loud coves with a great sense of entitlement.

    Was beside a noisy group in a pub the other night....had to leave before I glassed one of them!


    AAAArgh !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,130 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    have the bants & chill (**** i feel like punching myself for typing that ****e lol)

    hate this time of year. the once a year drinkers, 12 pubs, student xmas days etc. i live on a street in waterford where there are 3 pubs and around the corner is 5 pubs and a few eating places so every weekend around this time they all come down the street shouting, fighting, pissing and puking everywhere, knocking on doors/windows.

    i would love to do a 12 pubs though but cant afford it. few bottles and xmas playlist on spotify will do me.

    the christmas work party where the dj plays the 80's chart toppers (dancing on the ceiling, simply the best, rock the boat, walking on sunshine etc) and ur boss going around dancing like someone possesed etc.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 266 ✭✭Clive Bisquette


    Anybody hear an echo ??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,130 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    xmas drinking game

    listen to band aid and everytime the artist changes drink and polish off ur drink when it hits the chorus.

    another big messy day will be when the work seekers get there xmas bonus. drink will be had that day id say


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    I was in town having a ken this evening and I noticed a few of the bant brigade. Felt like chinning somebody so I got out of there.

    Who/What is 'ken'?:confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    Yes, but are they happy?



















    Of course they are the bastards :(


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