The Bant Brigade are about!

The Sun King

The cool student types are out tonight in there Christmas jumpers getting totes langballs and singing Christmas songs. Aren't they mad craic altogether??

What's the maddest craic you've ever had? And were you a total arsehols while having it?

me_irl

"Youth is wasted on the young." - George Bernard Shaw

Arsemageddon

I hate Christmas, I hate students, but most of all I hate fvckers who refer to conversation as banter.

That is all.

The Sun King

Arsemageddon wrote: »

I hate Christmas, I hate students, but most of all I hate fvckers who refer to conversation as banter.

That is all.

The Archbishop of Banterbury has spoken.

Totes tho.

Figbiscuithead

Boy do you sound jealous!

SEPT 23 1989

A bit of life experience will knock the enthusiasm out of them

DEFTLEFTHAND

I was in town having a ken this evening and I noticed a few of the bant brigade. Felt like chinning somebody so I got out of there.

KERSPLAT!

Wish I was out! Will have to settle for tomorrow and Saturday!

The Sun King

Figbiscuithead wrote: »

Boy do you sound jealous!

I could never get one by you, figbiscuithead.

Wacker The Attacker

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

Wish I was out! Will have to settle for tomorrow and Saturday!

Ooooooooooooooooooh.


Look at me with my "I'm going out on Friday and Saturday night".


I'm going to buy a newspaper on Sunday. f**K ALL OF YIZ

Wacker The Attacker

Arsemageddon wrote: »

I hate Christmas, I hate students, but most of all I hate fvckers who refer to conversation as banter.

That is all.

Does anyone like students?

oppenheimer1

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Does anyone like students?

No.

c_man

Bastards out having fun. It fills me with RAGE.

Wacker The Attacker

oppenheimer1 wrote: »

No.

There we have it.


As a brief aside, If I ever hear anyone using the term "langballs" in a real pub then I won't be held responsible for my actions

castletownman

I can (just about) tolerate the throngs of christmas jumper wearing, twelve pub partaking students, so long as they don't introduce "novel" rules to be abided to in each pub.

Brings a mockery to the noble art of binge drinking

Cee-Jay-Cee

I fcuking detest the word 'bant' and everyone that uses it.

smash

We don't have the bants in Ireland. We have the craic!

Gavlor

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I was in town having a ken this evening and I noticed a few of the bant brigade. Felt like chinning somebody so I got out of there.

I feel like chinning you for having a "Ken"

Did you flick your Kashmir scarf around your neck as you were leaving?

Deep Six

I'm the bantam of the Opera, the archbishop of banterbury m8

bodice ripper

Banter's not the same if you say it slower, Squiffy!

Puibo

Wacker The Attacker wrote:

As a brief aside, If I ever hear anyone using the term "langballs" in a real pub then I won't be held responsible for my actions

Where I come from when you call somebody a langball. It means Dickhead.

thee glitz

Feckin revellers

Call Me Jimmy

Surely only the 'ironic' users of 'banter' are left and they're numbers are dwindling?

Doylers

Arsemageddon wrote: »

I hate Christmas, I hate students, but most of all I hate fvckers who refer to conversation as banter.

That is all.

Ah lad was just a bit of banter, no need to go mad cray cray.

Skoop

I had fun once when I was young. Was awful.

Clive Bisquette

can barely tolerate students mesell...shower of blarts in this posters opinion.....loud coves with a great sense of entitlement.

Was beside a noisy group in a pub the other night....had to leave before I glassed one of them!


AAAArgh !

PTH2009

have the bants & chill (**** i feel like punching myself for typing that ****e lol)

hate this time of year. the once a year drinkers, 12 pubs, student xmas days etc. i live on a street in waterford where there are 3 pubs and around the corner is 5 pubs and a few eating places so every weekend around this time they all come down the street shouting, fighting, pissing and puking everywhere, knocking on doors/windows.

i would love to do a 12 pubs though but cant afford it. few bottles and xmas playlist on spotify will do me.

the christmas work party where the dj plays the 80's chart toppers (dancing on the ceiling, simply the best, rock the boat, walking on sunshine etc) and ur boss going around dancing like someone possesed etc.

Clive Bisquette

Anybody hear an echo ??

PTH2009

xmas drinking game

listen to band aid and everytime the artist changes drink and polish off ur drink when it hits the chorus.

another big messy day will be when the work seekers get there xmas bonus. drink will be had that day id say

Filmer Paradise

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I was in town having a ken this evening and I noticed a few of the bant brigade. Felt like chinning somebody so I got out of there.

Who/What is 'ken'?

NachoBusiness

Yes, but are they happy?



















Of course they are the bastards

I once attempted a Luas Challenge in santa suits. Basically you buy a crate of booze and go to Sandyford Luas stop. You get the Luas into town and get off at every stop. You had to drink one can/bottle at each stop. Strictly no drinking on the luas. Ended up in coppers of course. What a pack of complete arseholes.

Clive Bisquette

Filmer Paradise wrote: »

Who/What is 'ken'?

It's a "look" I think...went into town for a look would be her majesty's engrish!

While I'm here whats with this "An Garda Siochana" craic thats now polluting the airways.

Ie I was stopped by a member of An Garda Sicochana or "As a former member of An garda Siochana etc.

Reddens my baffler does that......

Whats wrong with Gardai ?

As a former member of the gardai etc

smurgen

12 pubs can be great craic as long as no stupid rules are rolled out. Plus I find they're normally confined to **** bars so easy to avoid. Haven't done one in years tho,prefer 12 pints in the one pub myself,yes I'm not only an alcoholic but lazy too.

Valetta

Filmer Paradise wrote: »

Who/What is 'ken'?

It's a Hoyno, drunk by Tarquin and Fiachra before going to the Lonster match.

hairyslug

I kant kope with everyone having the bants.

Clive Bisquette

Valetta wrote: »

It's a Hoyno, drunk by Tarquin and Fiachra before going to the Lonster match.

Ah! Thanks ..I was way off the mark !

El Weirdo

Deep Six wrote: »

I'm the bantam of the Opera, the archbishop of banterbury m8

Banta Claus, surely? For the time of year that's in it.

valoren

PTH2009 wrote: »

xmas drinking game

listen to band aid and everytime the artist changes drink and polish off ur drink when it hits the chorus.

Bant Aid.

Captain Flaps

People who take offence at people out enjoying themselves in a way that doesn't directly interfere with others bothers me more than the supposed offenders, if I'm being honest. We all thought we were great when we were students and if you can't look at them and draw comparisons with yourself when you were younger maybe the problem isn't them.

Arne_Saknussem

Captain Flaps wrote: »

People who take offence at people out enjoying themselves in a way that doesn't directly interfere with others bothers me more than the supposed offenders, if I'm being honest. We all thought we were great when we were students and if you can't look at them and draw comparisons with yourself when you were younger maybe the problem isn't them.

Yeah but then they start singing the Yaya/Kolo Toure song

Ken Shamrock

Filmer Paradise wrote: »

Who/What is 'ken'?

Hi

Clive Bisquette

Captain Flaps wrote: »

People who take offence at people out enjoying themselves in a way that doesn't directly interfere with others bothers me more than the supposed offenders, if I'm being honest. We all thought we were great when we were students and if you can't look at them and draw comparisons with yourself when you were younger maybe the problem isn't them.

Hmmm I have considered this , but nah!...they are still a$$holes

bigpink

And we have the soccer banter to come next summer with the best fans in the world

PTH2009

bigpink wrote: »

And we have the soccer banter to come next summer with the best fans in the world

Yeah the embarrassing thing of singing when ur getting beat 4-0. It's good to be there as its something to look forward too. We will have a load of stories of us Irish charming ourselves into premium boxes, 1st class flights etc. The bandwagon will be getting ready for its trip to the French lands

keeponhurling

Deep Six wrote: »

I'm the bantam of the Opera, the archbishop of banterbury m8

Nice to meet you.

I'm a Bantersaurus Rex

keeponhurling

Nice profile description

foggy_lad

PTH2009 wrote: »

Yeah the embarrassing thing of singing when ur getting beat 4-0. It's good to be there as its something to look forward too. We will have a load of stories of us Irish charming ourselves into premium boxes, 1st class flights etc. The bandwagon will be getting ready for its trip to the French lands

Now ye mention the football and the journey ahead in summer has anyone got a good starter motor and rocker cover for a 1968 blue Comer van, with the sliding doors. Or failing that a sound gearbox for a lite-ace? There both bollixed after the last trip abroad

As for bants I encountered this unbalanced and unnatural breed earlier on a 15 from rathmoines into Eden quay. Two girls and a long haired guy. Sitting downstairs opposite centre door and yer wan swearing and cursing like a docker and all three suppin from bottles of aldi craft beers. Hadn't the badness in me to tell the driver they were drinking but felt like throttling the gobby docker ladette wan a few times. She was laying the bants on very thick:-D

Gaygooner

12 pubs of christmas, and the cúnts that start doing push ups...

StupidLikeAFox

PTH2009 wrote: »

Yeah the embarrassing thing of singing when ur getting beat 4-0. It's good to be there as its something to look forward too. We will have a load of stories of us Irish charming ourselves into premium boxes, 1st class flights etc. The bandwagon will be getting ready for its trip to the French lands

I think you misspelled bantwagon

The Moldy Gowl

keeponhurling wrote: »

Nice to meet you.

I'm a Bantersaurus Rex

I feel like I missed a boat somewhere.