Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

25-11-2015 07:36PM

I have a meeting with someone on Friday and i dont think i wrote down the name

Rosie Rant · 25-11-2015 07:38PM

I have this constant fluttery feeling on the right side of my stomach. I'm not pregnant but I'm starting to think I have a f*cking tapeworm or an alien parasite or something.

Peregrine · 25-11-2015 07:41PM

bluewolf wrote: »

I have a meeting with someone on Friday and i dont think i wrote down the name

'I have to write down your name for the record. How exactly do you spell it?'

25-11-2015 07:42PM

Peregrine wrote: »

'I have to write down your name for the record. How exactly do you spell it?'

No i mean i duno who I'm supposed to meet lol

Actually it turns out i did write it down thank christ

Ice Storm · 25-11-2015 07:56PM

Peregrine wrote: »

'I have to write down your name for the record. How exactly do you spell it?'

This reminds me of when I worked in a bank and a customer told me her name and I didn't catch her last name. I asked her to repeat it but couldn't hear it the second time either so I said "and how exactly do you spell that?"

"K-I-N-G" she replied, looking at me like I was the thickest human she had ever encountered.

Peregrine · 25-11-2015 08:08PM

Ice Storm wrote: »

This reminds me of when I worked in a bank and a customer told me her name and I didn't catch her last name. I asked her to repeat it but couldn't hear it the second time either so I said "and how exactly do you spell that?"

"K-I-N-G" she replied, looking at me like I was the thickest human she had ever encountered.

That's a possibility but it works

apieceofcake · 25-11-2015 08:15PM

Going to bed early to have a really good night's sleep and wake up after 9 hours or thereabouts feeling absolutely floored!!! What's that about ?

25-11-2015 09:16PM

Rosie Rant wrote: »

I have this constant fluttery feeling on the right side of my stomach. I'm not pregnant but I'm starting to think I have a f*cking tapeworm or an alien parasite or something.

You have trapped wind.

Rogueish · 25-11-2015 10:24PM

I REALLY want a glass of wine. Nice and crisp and cold.

Looks like it is another glass of sparkling water for me...

Savage Tyrant · 25-11-2015 10:25PM

Rosie Rant wrote: »

I have this constant fluttery feeling on the right side of my stomach. I'm not pregnant but I'm starting to think I have a f*cking tapeworm or an alien parasite or something.

Candie wrote: »

You have trapped wind.

Nah, just an early warning flag that tomorrow you'll be on the jacks with a dose of the scutters!
Put some bog rolls in the fridge overnight. You're gonna thank me for that nugget of wisdom tomorrow.

Rosie Rant · 25-11-2015 10:29PM

Nope! Eh, systems are clear. It's definitely an alien parasite

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DareGod · 25-11-2015 11:30PM

Ice Storm wrote: »

This reminds me of when I worked in a bank and a customer told me her name and I didn't catch her last name. I asked her to repeat it but couldn't hear it the second time either so I said "and how exactly do you spell that?"

"K-I-N-G" she replied, looking at me like I was the thickest human she had ever encountered.

She's the one who can't speak clearly.

DareGod · 25-11-2015 11:31PM

apieceofcake wrote: »

Going to bed early to have a really good night's sleep and wake up after 9 hours or thereabouts feeling absolutely floored!!! What's that about ?

This is infuriating. It's the universe playing a cruel joke.

KatW4 · 26-11-2015 12:26AM

I feel like this is a constant TA. I really need to pee but the kitten who hates me is sleeping on me and I don't want to move her!

The Pheasant2 · 26-11-2015 01:10AM

miezekatze wrote: »

I'm getting a cold Also TA that my OH talked me into getting rid of the bathtub when we got this place and got a big shower instead. I really want to have a nice hot bath now!

This might sound weird but I find sitting down in the shower for a long while to be incredibly relaxing - not exactly a bath but more relaxing than a shower

DareGod · 26-11-2015 01:32AM

The Pheasant2 wrote: »

This might sound weird but I find sitting down in the shower for a long while to be incredibly relaxing - not exactly a bath but more relaxing than a shower

Every now and then I give myself a deep head massage in the shower, and it feels amazing :pac:

BenedrylPete · 26-11-2015 06:00AM

Songs that rhyme baby with maybe. There should have been a law passed in the 70s to stop the horror.

So youre listening

....lalala something something baby...

(Dont be an unoriginal twat ..dont lower yourself and follow that tired and predictable pattern thats been used since the time of gramophones and dancing chimps...dont do it ... show me you have some creative integrity and can think beyond simpleton level ... please dont be song number 965647 to do it ... youve got a good tune going. dont be that clone. you can do this)

....la la la la something something may *CLICK*

Add it to the list jeeves.
Add it to the list.

Suppose it serves me right for ever hoping.

KatW4 · 26-11-2015 07:26AM

My bf is feeding the cattle right outside our bedroom window. The noise of the cattle mooing and the noise of the tractor means I'm wide awake an hour before I need to be. Grrrrrrr

Pac1Man · 26-11-2015 10:29AM

Please stop trying to make conversation while I'm taking a piss in the next urinal

TomBtheGoat · 26-11-2015 11:02AM

Pac1Man wrote: »

Please stop trying to make conversation while I'm taking a piss in the next urinal

Nothing worse than the friendly fúck, who always seems to strike up a conversations in the most inappropriate places.

Vel · 26-11-2015 11:23AM

My social awkwardness.

I did my Driver Theory Test yesterday (40/40. Beep Beep!) and we were being checked in individually. I got called up and the lady extended her hand to me. Strange, I thought, that she would be bothered to shake the hand of every candidate, but to each their own so I grabbed her hand and gave her a big hearty handshake. Yeah, it was my id she was looking for as opposed to my hand! And then the awkwardness continued as in my embarrassed fumble to hand over my id, I also gave her my locker key along with my passport. In fairness, she held onto the locker key until she had checked me in, to make me feel better I presume, and then handed both back with a pitying look on her face

Pac1Man · 26-11-2015 11:25AM

Vel wrote: »

My social awkwardness.

I did my Driver Theory Test yesterday (40/40. Beep Beep!) and we were being checked in individually. I got called up and the lady extended her hand to me. Strange, I thought, that she would be bothered to shake the hand of every candidate, but to each their own so I grabbed her hand and gave her a big hearty handshake. Yeah, it was my id she was looking for as opposed to my hand! And then the awkwardness continued as in my embarrassed fumble to hand over my id, I also gave her my locker key along with my passport. In fairness, she held onto the locker key until she had checked me in, to make me feel better I presume, and then handed both back with a pitying look on her face

Fuk it. You passed!!!

OldNotWIse · 26-11-2015 11:41AM

People who get onto the luas (or any form of public transport really) stinking of stale cigarette smoke. Now, normal er "fresh" cigarette smoke doesn't bother me too much. I'm guilty of the occasional drunken puff myself, and I wouldn't be so precious as to move away from someone smoking at a bus stop or in a beer garden for example. But STALE cigarette smoke is just disgusting. Come on, change your clothes every day if you smoke because that smell is just rotten and other people shouldn't have to tolerate it.

OldNotWIse · 26-11-2015 11:43AM

Black Friday. Fúck off.

whiskeyman · 26-11-2015 11:48AM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Black Friday. Fúck off.

Waiting for Cyber Monday so?
:P

TA - Printed off a large document and popped off to the toilet with the intention of picking it up from the printer on the way back.
Now back at desk and walked passed printer, totally forgetting to get said document.
Now too lazy to get....

OldNotWIse · 26-11-2015 11:52AM

fussyonion wrote: »

THAT time of the month which explains why I was so moody yesterday and bawled my eyes out after the OH and I had a blazing row.
I'd normally never let arguments get to me, but it all makes sense now.
I've had a Wispa and a Milkybar and I'm not even sorry.

TA when I have similar meltdowns and chalk it up to PMT, and then the P doesn't arrive for like 2 weeks and I realise I was just being a bítch.

Pac1Man · 26-11-2015 11:52AM

whiskeyman wrote: »

Now too lazy to get....

"...the document from the printer. "

Too lazy to finish your sentences aswell? :P

OldNotWIse · 26-11-2015 11:56AM

Jovem wrote: »

People that brake and then indicate....people that seem surprised when they're asked to pay for something at the till.....people that wait until they're at the toll booth before organising their change.....people that leave their fog lights on long after the fog has burned off....people that don't respect your personal space in a queue, because that will make it move more quickly....people that hold their position on a footpath and expect you to move onto the road to pass....etc!:D

Are you me?

Kev W · 26-11-2015 12:14PM

TrustedApple wrote: »

Girls who tell you there Dating rules and whats a Red Flag when your talking to them :rolleyes: really go away like no wonder you are single when your so uptight about dating as well things happen when you date

It's better to get that stuff out in the open early on, surely?

DareGod · 26-11-2015 12:20PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

People who get onto the luas (or any form of public transport really) stinking of stale cigarette smoke. Now, normal er "fresh" cigarette smoke doesn't bother me too much. I'm guilty of the occasional drunken puff myself, and I wouldn't be so precious as to move away from someone smoking at a bus stop or in a beer garden for example. But STALE cigarette smoke is just disgusting. Come on, change your clothes every day if you smoke because that smell is just rotten and other people shouldn't have to tolerate it.

Speaking of bus-related hygiene: When you get on a bus that's jam-packed with passengers and not one of the stupid c***s has bothered to open a window, so they're all sitting there inhaling the expelled contents of each other's lungs, and the place stinks. Scumbags.

Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

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