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Sound watch: Sure signs that someone is bang on.

  • 19-11-2015 01:46AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 377 ✭✭


    I had quick read of the first few pages of the wanker watch thread, and unbeknownst to myself, it turns out I've been doing this living thing WRONG, as I fit more than one of the criteria in the thread, and am therefore by decree of the people (of the internet), a massive wanker.

    But this isn't the impression I wish to project to others anymore, and with the help of the good people of AH, want to create this thread as an alternative to the wanker watch thread, and attempt to see what traits one would find in a generous, warm and plesent individual, and help myself and ****stains like me to become useful members of society. It probably won't be as fun to catelogue the positive traits in people as it is to list the negative but let's see how it goes.

    I'll get the ball rolling:

    Somebody who keeps promises, i.e. when they tell you they'll do something or be somewhere at a certain time, you better believe the will stick to their word, and if they don't, you fear the absoloute worst for them.

    Someone who is genuinely, laugh out funny, and is so without resorting too much of insulting people or 'bantz'; not that there's anything wrong with ripping the piss, but the person who doesn't need to resort to that all the time is usually less of a prick.

    Someone who remembers things about you, whether they be positive or embarrassing things, even something as simple as your name when you've only just got to know a person, the sheer amount of people out there who on second introduction say "sorry, I forget your name" or call you something different.


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    They like cats.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    They're me


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    Someone who steals a pair of their ma's skids upon request.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    Someone who makes me tae.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    Someone who makes me tae.

    You need to dream bigger ladeen.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭Dr.Robotnik


    If he kisses you after giving him a blow job, he's a keeper then.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    If he kisses you after giving him a blow job

    Watch out for them stds


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 136 ✭✭mckar


    Someone who loves batman.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Mostly not a cnut.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭Dr.Robotnik


    Jokes aside, anyone I know who is bang on usually has a positive view on the world and dont let things bother them.
    It usually shows through their body language too. Theyre relaxed and easy going, and humble.

    They make you feel comfortable in their company without trying.
    And you feel like you can tell them anything and you know they wont judge you for it.

    Humble being the key word!
    What curtain twitcher or general nark you know is humble or doesnt think the world owes them something?


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  • Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm off to the wanker thread to list people who use the word "bantz"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    They tell you to jump in front of them at the checkouts when they see you only have one or two items to their trolley full.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,670 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    A person with integrity. Someone who is very honest and has good morals. For example, someone who wouldn't steal your mobile phone if he found it, but instead would try to get it back to it's owner(same could be said about other things like a wallet). Someone who would help someone in need of help, like say an old woman, or if a person was hurt. Someone who would step in to help someone if they were getting attacked or beaten up. But basically someone who has good principles and has a good moral code.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,752 ✭✭✭Lights On


    If he kisses you after giving him a blow job, he's a keeper then.

    Surely it's the men who snowball after a blow job that are the keepers?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭Dr.Robotnik


    Lights On wrote: »
    Surely it's the men who snowball after a blow job that are the keepers?

    Snowball?


  • Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Snowball?

    You had to ask >.<


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    People who arrive on time to meet you!


  • Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    People who are out walking or running early in the morning and have cheerful passing chats with you.

    "lovely morning isn't it!". Usually eldery men.

    People who remember how you take your tea.

    People who offer to help you without you even having to ask.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 295 ✭✭shrewd


    People who embrace an active lifestyle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    People who inform old people there's a queue at a bus stop as they stroll to the front of it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭Dr.Robotnik


    You had to ask >.<

    Embarassingly...I just got what they meant! :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,949 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    The young lad who had the cahones to have a go at a mugger trying to steal an OAP's handbag, regardless of his own safety.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    People who give you biscuits when you they give you a cup of tea.


    People that look around a meeting room to see if anyone else has spotted that someone has just said "do do".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,103 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    Sound people:
    People who aren't deaf
    People who work on mixer desks

    People who are bang on:
    prostitutes

    Ban billionaires



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    People who enjoy a crude joke and have an inappropriate sense of humour.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭podgemonster


    When you meet someone's new boyfriend, team mate, college buddy or work colleague in a pub and even though they've only just met you when they head to the bar, they ask if you're okay for anything *i.e. Wana Pint?

    That guy = Fúcking Bang On!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    People who go down on you without expecting you to go down on them in return.

    People who are really friendly on your first day in a new job.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,103 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    People who have the theme from 'The good, the bad and the ugly' as their text message ringtone and then leave their phone on their desk with the volume turned up while they go to lunch and get like 5 texts in a row

    That's some kind of sound

    Ban billionaires



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 819 ✭✭✭EDit


    People who actually listen and show genuine interest in what you are saying to them (too many people try to sway every conversation around to be about them)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,103 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    EDit wrote: »
    People who actually listen and show genuine interest in what you are saying to them (too many people try to sway every conversation around to be about them)
    yeah, that's great, I remember that time when I showed genuine interest in what someone was saying. That person thought I was so awesome

    Ban billionaires



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