Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

zcorpian88 · 11-11-2015 12:15PM

The Sun King wrote: »

Young people involves in politics. Student politics in particular.

Nothing wrong with being interested in it or on the Students Union but they seem to feel the need to let everyone know they are interested in politics.. All...the...time.

Listening to some students talk about motions of no confidence in their SU officers and accepting resignations.

Who gives one single shït?

Self important f**kwits with their annoying overbearing optimism about EVERYTHING, always found the whole process of student politics pretty irrelevant, just go to your lectures and mind your business, most are just doing it to fill the blank space on the CV to look interesting when in fact most of these cretins are boring as f**k.

Yeah_Right · 11-11-2015 12:33PM

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

:eek:

Was very nearly going to put 'Boards Mod Type' instead of multi-national type!!!

Thought better of it:cool:

Excuse my ignorance but what is a "multi-national type"? Someone from many countries?

Brendan Bendar · 11-11-2015 06:48PM

Yeah_Right wrote: »

Excuse my ignorance but what is a "multi-national type"? Someone from many countries?

No, no, Mr Y,no it's those 30 something tossers,usually of privileged schooling,who work for multi-national companies,usually techies but with good degrees who take delight in 'dressing down' for events like travel and such.

You know the type,I'm sure, heading back to the States to the parent co.business class, will rock into the exec lounge in black baggy shorts, tee shirt and lappie bag under the arm and try to exude an air of boredom,whilst subliminally trying to intimidate the more conventionally dressed occupants of the space.

'Look at me,this is all routine,I'm a rebel-I'm bored'

Hope that answers your question,apologies for going into such detail, but the end result is- these lads and lasses are ****, in my opinion.

Hope you agree .

jmayo · 11-11-2015 06:55PM

Yeah_Right wrote: »

Excuse my ignorance but what is a "multi-national type"? Someone from many countries?

I would guess it is the guys that work for major multinationals (particularly new tech companies) and who buy into the whole corporate mullarkey.

Brendan Bendar · 11-11-2015 06:59PM

jmayo wrote: »

I would guess it is the guys that work for major multinationals (particularly new tech companies) and who buy into the whole corporate mullarkey.

You answered it much more professionally than I did .

Have a thanks.

cornholiooo · 11-11-2015 07:10PM

** people who can't disengage from their work-life / career in social situations. They sit in the pub blathering about work, you'd be in danger of getting hit by a tower crane if you sat too close.

** people who are obsessed with gossip and others people's personal business. Most people like a bit of juicy gossip but some don't need to hear it they'll make it up.

** people who buy husky type dogs as fashion accessories, without doing their homework first and end up not being able to look after them properly.

** people who drive vehicles way too big for them to operate in built up areas and who end up causing traffic and blaming everyone else.

It's good to vent

Dick phelan · 13-11-2015 03:40PM

The Sun King wrote: »

Young people involves in politics. Student politics in particular.

Nothing wrong with being interested in it or on the Students Union but they seem to feel the need to let everyone know they are interested in politics.. All...the...time.

Listening to some students talk about motions of no confidence in their SU officers and accepting resignations.

Who gives one single shït?

God this 100x the most self absorbed deluded wan kers you will ever meet.

Pac1Man · 13-11-2015 03:52PM

zcorpian88 wrote: »

Self important f**kwits with their annoying overbearing optimism about EVERYTHING, always found the whole process of student politics pretty irrelevant, just go to your lectures and mind your business, most are just doing it to fill the blank space on the CV to look interesting when in fact most of these cretins are boring as f**k.

Excellent rant.

I give it a good solid 8\10.

The Sun King · 13-11-2015 05:16PM

Dick phelan wrote: »

God this 100x the most self absorbed deluded wan kers you will ever meet.

I ended up missing my return train home and we had to wait two hours for the next one. Who arrived on only the same group of students, fresh from a young Fine Gael meeting, I think. Still hyper, still going on about the same old ****.

My partner threatened to leave me if we didn't sit at least 5 carriages away..

she speaks very little English but I guess the smug, irritating schtick transcends language.

PopePalpatine · 13-11-2015 07:13PM

Responding to people fed up with Jobbridge by telling them they're not worthless...just worth less than minimum wage.

Rym Shanley · 18-11-2015 09:49PM

jmayo wrote: »

I would guess it is the guys that work for major multinationals (particularly new tech companies) and who buy into the whole corporate mullarkey.

If they're dressing in a casual gear then they're NOT buying into the corporate malarkey. That uniform in the corporate world is a suit.

Brendan Bendar · 18-11-2015 11:18PM

Rym Shanley wrote: »

If they're dressing in a casual gear then they're NOT buying into the corporate malarkey. That uniform in the corporate world is a suit.

That's my whole point Rym, it's a 'look at me I'm a big man in a multinational and I can rock up to the shops dressed like a tosser if I want'

That's the reason they are ****- because they think they are rebels.

When in fact they are ****.

In my opinion

Rym Shanley · 18-11-2015 11:29PM

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

That's my whole point Rym, it's a 'look at me I'm a big man in a multinational and I can rock up to the shops dressed like a tosser if I want'

That's the reason they are ****- because they think they are rebels.

When in fact they are ****.

In my opinion

Sorry - get you now.

Also **** = people who whine about "bosses" and "suits" - GROW UP.

zcorpian88 · 21-11-2015 01:45PM

Gym instructors that prance about wearing a vest and flexing all day AND using the equipment when they should be working,

Beginning to think being a gym instructor is the easiest job in the world going by looking around the place when I'm having a workout.

matrim · 21-11-2015 03:39PM

Taxi drivers who don't turn off their roof light when they already have a fare

Demonique · 21-11-2015 03:47PM

Parents who think they're more entitled to the wheelchair space than people in actual wheelchairs

Pyr0 · 21-11-2015 03:56PM

Lanyard tossers.

The type that swan around with their lanyard around their neck all of the time and act as if they run the place, wearing cheap office clothes and carrying around take out coffee as if it's an accessory. The worst are the ones that are in the pub after with it still on and are all "Just got out of the office ya know?" when it's clearly been 3 hours.

W*nkers

PTH2009 · 21-11-2015 04:23PM

It's the time of the once a year drinkers hitting the town and the 12 pubs of Xmas crowd.

**** going around thinking they own the pubs

Another thing that grinds my gears is people in town who keep stopping and starting when there walking.

Tis the most wonderful time of the year

DEFTLEFTHAND · 21-11-2015 04:42PM

PTH2009 wrote: »

It's the time of the once a year drinkers hitting the town and the 12 pubs of Xmas crowd.

**** going around thinking they own the pubs

Another thing that grinds my gears is people in town who keep stopping and starting when there walking.

Tis the most wonderful time of the year

They've given terrible trouble in my locality over the past few years, terrible trouble. The thing I find is that many students are not good drinkers, they get sloppy, loud and obnoxious, just not able for the stuff. It's possible to consume large amounts of alcohol without behaving like an utter twat and making a complete show of yourself.

21-11-2015 05:09PM

I don't know who's worse. Tossers with the French flag on their profile pics or those who say "what about the Lebanese people, where's their flag?".

longshanks · 21-11-2015 05:19PM

Lads who won't give up their seat on a bus or train when a woman gets on.

OldMrBrennan83 · 21-11-2015 05:42PM

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zcorpian88 · 28-11-2015 02:38PM

Secondary Students that have a car of their own: Guaranteed to be an absolute tosser.

Walking, a bike, the bus or getting a lift off the mother not good enough, No??

Herb Powell · 28-11-2015 02:50PM

Demonique wrote: »

Parents who think they're more entitled to the wheelchair space than people in actual wheelchairs

People who go on about "entitlement" in contexts other than this, i.e talking about entitlement culture, the youth being entitled, etc. Usually complete **** with no self awareness.

OldMrBrennan83 · 28-11-2015 02:50PM

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ThinkProgress · 28-11-2015 02:53PM

People who do the backstroke when swimming! (pun intended)

longshanks · 28-11-2015 02:56PM

Patww79 wrote: »

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Some of us were raised to have manners. Others, not so much.

OldMrBrennan83 · 28-11-2015 02:58PM

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quarefarmers · 28-11-2015 02:59PM

Volvo drivers
Deefers
Hipsters

screamer · 28-11-2015 03:01PM

Urban dwellers who drive 4 x 4s

Bmw owners in general

Wearers of shirts with white cuffs and collars

And finally people who give their kids popular names and spell them in a really stupid way to make them seen more exotic than they are.

Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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