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Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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  • #1532
    chillin117
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 736 ✭✭✭chillin117


    Brendan Bendar wrote: »
    Lads who don't pay their bills are whankers in my book.

    Know any of them?
    It' Wanker's Not Whanker's


  • #1533
    callaway92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,131 ✭✭✭✭callaway92


    Cunce wearing normal Mon-Thurs work attire to casual Fridays.


  • #1534
    mufcboy1999
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,970 ✭✭✭mufcboy1999


    People who wear sunglasses on overcast, rainy days.


  • #1535
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,361 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    chillin117 wrote: »
    It' Wanker's Not Whanker's

    Do you work in a grocer's shop Chillo?

    :D


  • #1536
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,789 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    People on phones or with headphones in shops who don't hang up/ take them out when dealing with the checkout staff.


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  • #1537
    chillin117
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 736 ✭✭✭chillin117


    Brendan Bendar wrote: »
    Looks like More than one W was caught out:cool:
    It would appear you have too much time on your hands !


  • #1538
    booooring!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 261 ✭✭booooring!


    Audi drivers.


  • #1539
    QuelleSuprise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45 ✭QuelleSuprise


    people who.
    write posts,
    like they are.
    James Joyce,
    who is a few brain
    cells loose of the full
    thing.


  • #1540
    matrim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,518 ✭✭✭matrim


    People who deliberately post spoilers for TV shows / movies / games before they are out.


  • #1541
    QuelleSuprise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45 ✭QuelleSuprise


    QuelleSuprise wrote: »
    people who.
    write posts,
    like they are.
    James Joyce,
    who is a few brain
    cells loose of the full
    thing.

    Sorry, I just have to prove that I can actually formulate a proper sentence.


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  • #1542
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,361 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    QuelleSuprise wrote: »
    Sorry, I just have to prove that I can actually formulate a proper sentence.

    Hmmm

    I would have said' Sorry, I just have to prove I can actually formulate a sentence properly'


    Uhhhhmmm :)


  • #1543
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    Quintin Wilson. Not because he was on Top Gear.
    Because he waxed lyrical about spending his University Grant on one of his first gellopi's.:D:):pac:


  • #1544
    lanos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 600 ✭✭✭lanos


    5rtytry56 wrote: »
    Quintin Wilson. Not because he was on Top Gear.
    Because he waxed lyrical about spending his University Grant on one of his first gellopi's.:D:):pac:

    Waxed lyrical ?????
    Wanker alert !!!!


  • #1545
    Nib
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    People who park their car right outside the door of a shop/petrol station. God forbid they'd have to walk 20 yards if they parked correctly.

    Park in the parking spaces provided you fat, lazy pig!


  • #1546
    apieceofcake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 157 ✭✭apieceofcake


    leaving doors open...it drives me crazy

    Where I work the front door is constantly being left open by idiots!! Rain and wind gushing through and then someone says to me 'be careful now, someone could slip on that wet patch'!! Give me strength!!


  • #1547
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,361 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Azzholes who appear in Supermarkets in November with designer stubble and shorts.

    Usually on Saturdays.

    Nailed on ****.


  • #1548
    Kev W
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    Brendan Bendar wrote: »
    Azzholes who appear in Supermarkets in November with designer stubble and shorts.

    Usually on Saturdays.

    Nailed on ****.

    Could you be more specific?


  • #1549
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,420 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Kev W wrote: »
    Could you be more specific?

    Between the hours of 12:00 and 13:30.


  • #1550
    The Sun King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 488 ✭✭The Sun King


    This has probably been mentioned but anyone who posts a quote accompanied by a minion.

    Get fcuked.


  • #1551
    major bill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    Whoever the clown behind this Facebook post was

    http://www.joe.co.uk/news/irish-bar-incites-controversy-by-refusing-to-serve-customers-wearing-poppies/25045?utm_content=buffer971e3&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer


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  • #1552
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    apieceofcake wrote: »
    leaving doors open...it drives me crazy

    Where I work the front door is constantly being left open by idiots!! Rain and wind gushing through and then someone says to me 'be careful now, someone could slip on that wet patch'!! Give me strength!!

    Agreed, it's incredibly ignorant behaviour.


  • #1553
    Potential Underachiever
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭Potential Underachiever


    apieceofcake wrote: »
    leaving doors open...it drives me crazy

    Where I work the front door is constantly being left open by idiots!! Rain and wind gushing through and then someone says to me 'be careful now, someone could slip on that wet patch'!! Give me strength!!

    I agree but I want to nominate people who slam doors shut indoors, like instead of closing the front door they just walk in and fling the door shut behind them.


  • #1554
    R.D. aka MR.D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,643 ✭✭✭R.D. aka MR.D


    Don't know if it's been mentioned before but people who look down their noses at minimum wage jobs or retail jobs in general.

    When I read about people who 'can't find a job' but what they actually mean is that they can't find a job 'good enough' for them.

    I graduated college in 2008, I got a wake up call pretty quickly that carrying on like that was stupid. How can people who graduated at the same time as me still be walking around with that attitude? :confused:


  • #1555
    rafatoni
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 469 ✭✭rafatoni


    the bloke on the top deck of the bus in Landaaaannn ;-)


    Straight from bus **** thread.........


  • #1556
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,361 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Kev W wrote: »
    Could you be more specific?

    Sure bud.

    Thirty somethings,male, multi-national lads,with the kids Oscar and Noah,pushing a laden trolley in NOVEMBER around a Supermarket,in fohhking shorts!! .

    "Look at me, new man" type.

    Ultimate wanker.

    Is that specific enough?


  • #1557
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Brendan Bendar wrote: »
    Sure bud.

    Thirty somethings,male, multi-national lads,with the kids Oscar and Noah,pushing a laden trolley in NOVEMBER around a Supermarket,in fohhking shorts!! .

    "Look at me, new man" type.

    Ultimate wanker.

    Is that specific enough?

    Jaysus, you have just nearly described me and nearly got one of my kids names right. Except I don't have designer stubble.


  • #1558
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Brendan Bendar wrote: »
    Sure bud.

    Thirty somethings,male, multi-national lads,with the kids Oscar and Noah,pushing a laden trolley in NOVEMBER around a Supermarket,in fohhking shorts!! .

    "Look at me, new man" type.

    Ultimate wanker.

    Is that specific enough?

    It's been unseasonably warm though so it's not like they were going to be frozen wearing shorts. If I'm walking around with a full trolley and my kids, it's not to tell people I'm a new man, it's because there's nothing in the house and I'm starving.

    Also, I don't have stubble because it makes me look homeless and I don't do shorts because I don't want to blind people with the whiteness of my legs.


  • #1559
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,361 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Jaysus, you have just nearly described me and nearly got one of my kids names right. Except I don't have designer stubble.

    :eek:

    Was very nearly going to put 'Boards Mod Type' instead of multi-national type!!!

    Thought better of it:cool:


  • #1560
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Brendan Bendar wrote: »
    :eek:

    Was very nearly going to put 'Boards Mod Type' instead of multi-national type!!!

    Thought better of it:cool:

    I am a wanker though. I'm not going to dispute that :cool:


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  • #1561
    The Sun King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 488 ✭✭The Sun King


    Young people involves in politics. Student politics in particular.

    Nothing wrong with being interested in it or on the Students Union but they seem to feel the need to let everyone know they are interested in politics.. All...the...time.

    Listening to some students talk about motions of no confidence in their SU officers and accepting resignations.

    Who gives one single shït?


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