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Brewer's Droop

  • 10-11-2015 01:31AM
    #1
    The Backwards Man
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    Is there anything worse?


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  • #2
    john the one
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    Micro dicks


  • #3
    The Backwards Man
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    john the one wrote: »
    Micro dicks

    At least you can please yourself with one of them


  • #4
    The Sidewards Man
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    Shite threads like this one.


  • #5
    The Backwards Man
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    The Sidewards Man wrote: »
    Shite threads like this one.

    I would say parody accounts but I'm not judgemental :)


  • #6
    XR3i
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    bad batch of tennents


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  • #7
    The Backwards Man
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    XR3i wrote: »
    bad batch of tennents

    Tasted good tonight too, something wrong somewhere though. Depeche Mode ringing through my head

    I just can't get it up, I just can't get it up


  • #8
    john the one
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I would say parody accounts but I'm not judgemental :)

    It's flattering


  • #9
    Baron Kurtz
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    I'd say your liver might be the organ of concern eventually.


  • #10
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Nothing like the sight of a fine thing in a good pair of frilly knickers to cure the brewer's droop.


  • #11
    The Backwards Man
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    Baron Kurtz wrote: »
    I'd say your liver might be the organ of concern eventually.

    One thing about the liver, it will always grow back.


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  • #12
    the evasion_kid
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    Pulled in a bar a few years ago and ended up back at her place,clothes ended up getting removed and when I took off one of her knee high boots she was wearing man utd socks.....instant turn off!


  • #13
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    the evasion_kid wrote: »
    Pulled in a bar a few years ago and ended up back at her place,clothes ended up getting removed and when I took off one of her knee high boots she was wearing man utd socks.....instant turn off!

    Giggs in drag ?


  • #14
    The Backwards Man
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    the evasion_kid wrote: »
    Pulled in a bar a few years ago and ended up back at her place,clothes ended up getting removed and when I took off one of her knee high boots she was wearing man utd socks.....instant turn off!

    Yeah that would be a turnoff alright, you'd have to futer about all night before finally scoring five minutes into injury time


  • #15
    NachoBusiness
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    Just do it anyway.

    "Fast" Eddie Felson could win with a rope.


  • #16
    XR3i
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    few lines of coke, few Viagra

    be grand


  • #17
    syklops
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    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »
    Nothing like the sight of a fine thing in a good pair of frilly knickers to cure the brewer's droop.

    It may have been the absence of the fine young thing that was the problem.

    The Backwards Woman in a set of yellowing Penneys lingerie bought circa 1985 may have been an added factor.


  • #18
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    XR3i wrote: »
    few lines of coke, few Viagra

    be grand

    Listening to Erasure's greatest hits to get me worked up. Viagra in short supply in Malin Head. Had one on the van a few months ago but the dog must have ate it.


  • #19
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Listening to Erasure's greatest hits to get me worked up. Viagra in short supply in Malin Head. Had one on the van a few months ago but the dog must have ate it.

    arra thats nothin,

    i seen a dog eatin a yoke one night,

    he looked wired,

    i said to his owner,

    "is the dog ok"

    "yes, he's fine now but he won't feel so good tomorrow morning"


  • #20
    asherbassad
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Is there anything worse?

    No...absolutely nothing.
    Nothing at all is worse.
    Nothing.


  • #21
    Stheno
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Is there anything worse?
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »
    Nothing like the sight of a fine thing in a good pair of frilly knickers to cure the brewer's droop.

    you don't get it.

    it's his regular Monday night thread, and it appears he scored, but having ejected said filly from his residence due to brewers droop he's now alone and regretting that last pint.

    Frankly I'm amazed he found a woman to spend that amount of time with him :D


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  • #22
    XR3i
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    Stheno wrote: »
    you don't get it.

    it's his regular Monday night thread, and it appears he scored, but having ejected said filly from his residence due to brewers droop he's now alone and regretting that last pint.

    Frankly I'm amazed he found a woman to spend that amount of time with him :D

    nice reading between the lines there (smiley face)


  • #23
    MadYaker
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    Whats this thread about? Man in his 30s/40s who lives alone on the inishowen peninsula has been drinking alone and can't get it up so he posts on boards?


  • #24
    Stheno
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    XR3i wrote: »
    nice reading between the lines there (smiley face)

    TBM works weird days, Monday is his Friday when he goes on the piss.

    He drinks Tennants hence the Tennants references, and living in the arseend of Donegal as he does, one has to assume he snared a tourist, but was unable to perform :D

    Said tourist is now probably back in their b&b heaving giant sighs of relief :D


  • #25
    Adyx
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Tasted good tonight too, something wrong somewhere though. Depeche Mode ringing through my head

    I just can't get it up, I just can't get it up
    My guilty pleasure song - they did so much better, but I still love it :D


  • #26
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    Stheno wrote: »
    TBM works weird days, Monday is his Friday when he goes on the piss.

    He drinks Tennants hence the Tennants references, and living in the arseend of Donegal as he does, one has to assume he snared a tourist, but was unable to perform :D

    Said tourist is now probably back in their b&b heaving giant sighs of relief :D

    oh,

    maybe he should be called The Cave Man


  • #27
    Stheno
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    XR3i wrote: »
    oh,

    maybe he should be called The Cave Man

    Yes but to know him is to appreciate him :)


  • #28
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    Stheno wrote: »
    Yes but to know him is to appreciate him :)

    like a good pint of tennents


  • #29
    Stheno
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    XR3i wrote: »
    like a good pint of tennents

    Christ no, that's pure piss.

    Craft beers ftw!

    Though from freqent trips to LetterKenny, I don't believe they have them up there


  • #30
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    Stheno wrote: »
    Christ no, that's pure piss.

    Craft beers ftw!

    it's actually good from the can, at room temperature


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  • #31
    Stheno
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    XR3i wrote: »
    it's actually good from the can, at room temperature

    You know we have an ignore function for people like you? :pac:


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