Brewer's Droop

The Backwards Man

Is there anything worse?

john the one

Micro dicks

The Backwards Man

john the one wrote: »

Micro dicks

At least you can please yourself with one of them

The Sidewards Man

Shite threads like this one.

The Backwards Man

The Sidewards Man wrote: »

Shite threads like this one.

I would say parody accounts but I'm not judgemental

XR3i

bad batch of tennents

The Backwards Man

XR3i wrote: »

bad batch of tennents

Tasted good tonight too, something wrong somewhere though. Depeche Mode ringing through my head

I just can't get it up, I just can't get it up

john the one

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I would say parody accounts but I'm not judgemental

It's flattering

Baron Kurtz

I'd say your liver might be the organ of concern eventually.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Nothing like the sight of a fine thing in a good pair of frilly knickers to cure the brewer's droop.

The Backwards Man

Baron Kurtz wrote: »

I'd say your liver might be the organ of concern eventually.

One thing about the liver, it will always grow back.

the evasion_kid

Pulled in a bar a few years ago and ended up back at her place,clothes ended up getting removed and when I took off one of her knee high boots she was wearing man utd socks.....instant turn off!

corner of hells

the evasion_kid wrote: »

Pulled in a bar a few years ago and ended up back at her place,clothes ended up getting removed and when I took off one of her knee high boots she was wearing man utd socks.....instant turn off!

Giggs in drag ?

The Backwards Man

the evasion_kid wrote: »

Pulled in a bar a few years ago and ended up back at her place,clothes ended up getting removed and when I took off one of her knee high boots she was wearing man utd socks.....instant turn off!

Yeah that would be a turnoff alright, you'd have to futer about all night before finally scoring five minutes into injury time

NachoBusiness

Just do it anyway.

"Fast" Eddie Felson could win with a rope.

XR3i

few lines of coke, few Viagra

be grand

syklops

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »

Nothing like the sight of a fine thing in a good pair of frilly knickers to cure the brewer's droop.

It may have been the absence of the fine young thing that was the problem.

The Backwards Woman in a set of yellowing Penneys lingerie bought circa 1985 may have been an added factor.

The Backwards Man

XR3i wrote: »

few lines of coke, few Viagra

be grand

Listening to Erasure's greatest hits to get me worked up. Viagra in short supply in Malin Head. Had one on the van a few months ago but the dog must have ate it.

XR3i

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Listening to Erasure's greatest hits to get me worked up. Viagra in short supply in Malin Head. Had one on the van a few months ago but the dog must have ate it.

arra thats nothin,

i seen a dog eatin a yoke one night,

he looked wired,

i said to his owner,

"is the dog ok"

"yes, he's fine now but he won't feel so good tomorrow morning"

asherbassad

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Is there anything worse?

No...absolutely nothing.
Nothing at all is worse.
Nothing.

Stheno

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Is there anything worse?

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »

Nothing like the sight of a fine thing in a good pair of frilly knickers to cure the brewer's droop.

you don't get it.

it's his regular Monday night thread, and it appears he scored, but having ejected said filly from his residence due to brewers droop he's now alone and regretting that last pint.

Frankly I'm amazed he found a woman to spend that amount of time with him

XR3i

Stheno wrote: »

you don't get it.

it's his regular Monday night thread, and it appears he scored, but having ejected said filly from his residence due to brewers droop he's now alone and regretting that last pint.

Frankly I'm amazed he found a woman to spend that amount of time with him

nice reading between the lines there (smiley face)

MadYaker

Whats this thread about? Man in his 30s/40s who lives alone on the inishowen peninsula has been drinking alone and can't get it up so he posts on boards?

Stheno

XR3i wrote: »

nice reading between the lines there (smiley face)

TBM works weird days, Monday is his Friday when he goes on the piss.

He drinks Tennants hence the Tennants references, and living in the arseend of Donegal as he does, one has to assume he snared a tourist, but was unable to perform

Said tourist is now probably back in their b&b heaving giant sighs of relief

Adyx

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Tasted good tonight too, something wrong somewhere though. Depeche Mode ringing through my head

I just can't get it up, I just can't get it up

My guilty pleasure song - they did so much better, but I still love it

XR3i

Stheno wrote: »

TBM works weird days, Monday is his Friday when he goes on the piss.

He drinks Tennants hence the Tennants references, and living in the arseend of Donegal as he does, one has to assume he snared a tourist, but was unable to perform

Said tourist is now probably back in their b&b heaving giant sighs of relief

oh,

maybe he should be called The Cave Man

Stheno

XR3i wrote: »

oh,

maybe he should be called The Cave Man

Yes but to know him is to appreciate him

XR3i

Stheno wrote: »

Yes but to know him is to appreciate him

like a good pint of tennents

Stheno

XR3i wrote: »

like a good pint of tennents

Christ no, that's pure piss.

Craft beers ftw!

Though from freqent trips to LetterKenny, I don't believe they have them up there

XR3i

Stheno wrote: »

Christ no, that's pure piss.

Craft beers ftw!

it's actually good from the can, at room temperature

Stheno

XR3i wrote: »

it's actually good from the can, at room temperature

You know we have an ignore function for people like you? :pac:

XR3i

Stheno wrote: »

You know we have an ignore function for people like you? :pac:

ok kiddo

seenitall

Stheno wrote: »

TBM works weird days, Monday is his Friday when he goes on the piss.

He drinks Tennants hence the Tennants references, and living in the arseend of Donegal as he does, one has to assume he snared a tourist, but was unable to perform

Said tourist is now probably back in their b&b heaving giant sighs of relief

D'oh!

If that's the story, then he made a classic mistake of letting himself get embarrassed by a mere lapse in stiffness, which if alcohol-induced, would be but temporary. It does happen, so it does. *nods sagely*

Shoulda kept the tourist til morning, all woulda finished off well in the end!

XR3i

seenitall wrote: »

D'oh!

If that's the story, then he made a classic mistake of letting himself get embarrassed by a mere lapse in stiffness, which if alcohol-induced, would be but temporary. It does happen, so it does. *nods sagely*

Shoulda kept the tourist til morning, all woulda finished off well in the end!

"give me the morning ride"

The Backwards Man

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I would say parody accounts but I'm not judgemental

Funny you should say that. I noticed yesterday - while looking for a post I made some time last year - that I have a parody account named after me. But my one never posted Wonder who they were

taxAHgruel - please post - I wanna know what you had to say but then chickened out of

harry Bailey esq

Stheno wrote: »

you don't get it.

it's his regular Monday night thread, and it appears he scored, but having ejected said filly from his residence due to brewers droop he's now alone and regretting that last pint.

Frankly I'm amazed he found a woman to spend that amount of time with him

If its not happenin its not happenin.Simple as that.I know backwards usually starts a sh1te thread closing time,usually involving Tennents and big hair 80s power ballads but he seems genuinely polite.I sincerely doubt he'd turn a woman away into a windy,rainy night into the wilderness of his isolated locale just cause he had whiskeydick.

Cee-Jay-Cee

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Is there anything worse?

Their early stuff was good...

Saipanne

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Is there anything worse?

There are plenty of worse fates. I've just accepted that after a certain amount of pints, there shall be no sexytime.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Ah the Irish curse.

Thought this thread was about a new craft beer or something.

biko

The will is strong but the flesh is weak young padwan.

The Backwards Man

Stheno wrote: »

Christ no, that's pure piss.

Craft beers ftw!

Though from freqent trips to LetterKenny, I don't believe they have them up there

We do so have craft beers up here. Tennent's is crafted by the finest Scottish brewers to give a crisp refreshing taste that hits the spot other beers can only dream of.:)

Hence the problem!:pac:

Boom_Bap

There's only one thing worse than brewers droop.
Trying to play snooker with a rope.

Specialun

Did she leg it when himself wouldnt rise

XR3i

The Backwards Man wrote: »

We do so have craft beers up here. Tennent's is crafted by the finest Scottish brewers to give a crisp refreshing taste that hits the spot other beers can only dream of.:)

Hence the problem!:pac:

i always get a pallet of it for the christmas

Fleawuss

seenitall wrote: »

Shoulda kept the tourist til morning, all woulda finished off well in the end!

He tried that before but she got out of the ropes and he had the divil of a time dealing with the po-lis. :eek: