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Caught my neighbour cheating

  • 10-11-2015 12:47AM
    #1
    spud82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭


    Hey all

    Was out at the weekend and saw my neighbour all of this woman who wasn't his wife. I than went into the bar and saw him peck her on the lips before they left the bar together.

    My neighbour and his wife has 4 kids, I babysat them when they were younger. I feel so bad about this and so sorry for his wife. I know it's not my business but I feel so bad.

    Worst is they are hosting a X mas party in a few weeks in their house, and I can't get out of it. I feel so sorry for her and the kids


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  • #2
    The Sidewards Man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    Is she hot?


  • #3
    spud82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    The Sidewards Man wrote: »
    Is she hot?

    The wife or mistress?


  • #4
    aaakev
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,064 ✭✭✭aaakev


    Chaching!


  • #5
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    spud82 wrote: »
    The wife or mistress?

    Either or

    Also the Christmas party has the potential to be the best party ever..


  • #6
    The Sidewards Man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    spud82 wrote: »
    The wife or mistress?

    The mistress.


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  • #7
    myshirt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    Back of the net!


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    spud82 wrote: »
    Hey all

    Was out at the weekend and saw my neighbour all of this woman who wasn't his wife.

    You saw all of the woman who wasn't his wife?

    Did she forget her clothes?


  • #9
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Could it have been his mother?


  • #10
    spud82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    corner of hells wrote: »
    Either or


    Both are good looking and fit.


  • #11
    darkpagandeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,461 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath




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  • #12
    spud82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    Deleted User wrote: »
    You saw all of the woman who wasn't his wife?

    Did she forget her clothes?


    Sorry am dyslexic that was meant to read all over this woman who wasn't his wife


  • #13
    3rdDegree
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,266 ✭✭✭3rdDegree


    Start making comments to the kids like "would you like to have a new mammy?" while the husband is in earshot.


  • #14
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    spud82 wrote: »
    Sorry am dyslexic that was meant to read all over this woman who wasn't his wife

    Dyslexia is an anagram of " sex daily " .


  • #15
    yes there
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 306 ✭✭yes there


    The best thing you can do here is bribe him


  • #16
    spud82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    corner of hells wrote: »
    Dyslexia is an anagram of " sex daily " .


    haha..it sure is. I do try for daily sex, it does keep you fit and healthy.


  • #17
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,606 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    spud82 wrote: »
    haha..it sure is. I do try for daily sex, it does keep you fit and healthy.


    Your neighbour is available apparently if you're stuck.


  • #18
    spud82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    kneemos wrote: »
    Your neighbour is available apparently if you're stuck.

    I should really stop joking about this but it's driving me mad I feel awful for her.


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    yes there wrote: »
    The best thing you can do here is bribe him

    Wouldn't blackmail be more obvious?


  • #20
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Wouldn't blackmail be more obvious?

    I thought that myself .


  • #21
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,723 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


    This post has been deleted.


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  • #22
    asherbassad
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,869 ✭✭✭asherbassad


    Put the moves on the wife.

    When she's wracked with guilt and tells him she's been tramping around behind his back....he'll explode....but be also filled with temporary relief that he's not the dirt-bird.

    When he takes a break from the mistress,,,,,then vulture in on her.




















    Give me your wife's/girlfriend's number in the interim. It's a war man.....but a love war.


  • #23
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 11,244 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Get your ****ing nose out of their ****ing business you nosy ****.


  • #24
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Wouldn't blackmail be more obvious?
    corner of hells wrote: »
    I thought that myself .
    Fred Swanson wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    We're all agreed, blackmail it is.

    Next.


  • #25
    The Sidewards Man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    humberklog wrote: »
    Get your ****ing nose out of their ****ing business you nosy ****.

    Write a song there Johnny.


  • #26
    mzungu
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,311 Mod ✭✭✭✭mzungu


    The Sidewards Man wrote: »
    Write a song there Johnny.

    The Caught My Neighbour Cheatin Blues....get that Jailhouse Rock riff in the mix and the lyrics write themselves.


  • #27
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    Follow him on Friday night with a decent surveillance cam. Set up stream to it online so we can all watch. As he's walking to his hall door approach him and tell him you know, and that a few hundred people online do too, and that we're all watching. Point to the cam. Then tell him that we all know your name and address and so if anything happens you, like you suddenly disappear, we're all going to the police. Then tell him he must come clean to his wife that night, or else. Then give him the cam and say we're all gonna watch to make sure he does it.


  • #28
    acb121
    Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭acb121


    Nobody knows what goes on behind closed doors, and the intricate details of peoples personal arrangements.

    With 4 kids maybe she even is aware, tacitly agrees for a variety of reasons, and would prefer he gets his oats elsewhere than bothers her.

    Nobody really knows, or can judge unless you can put yourself in somebody elses shoes.

    Best thing is to keep schtumm.


  • #29
    spud82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    NachoBusiness wrote: »
    Follow him on Friday night with a decent surveillance cam. Set up stream to it online so we can all watch. As he's walking to his hall door approach him and tell him you know, and that a few hundred people online do too, and that we're all watching. Point to the cam. Then tell him that we all know your name and address and so if anything happens you, like you suddenly disappear, we're all going to the police. Then tell him he must come clean to his wife that night, or else. Then give him the cam and say we're all gonna watch to make sure he does it.


    :D:D:D:D:D

    If that fails Ill use my feminine charm on him and honey trap him hahah


  • #30
    spud82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    acb121 wrote: »
    Nobody knows what goes on behind closed doors, and the intricate details of peoples personal arrangements.

    With 4 kids maybe she even is aware, tacitly agrees for a variety of reasons, and would prefer he gets his oats elsewhere than bothers her.

    Nobody really knows, or can judge unless you can put yourself in somebody elses shoes.

    Best thing is to keep schtumm.

    Im not going to say anything I just needed to get it out of me in some way. thanks boardsies :)


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  • #31
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    spud82 wrote: »
    Im not going to say anything I just needed to get it out of me in some way. thanks boardsies :)

    you're welcome.


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