how would you like to die

Digital Solitude · 08-11-2015 01:29AM

Overdose on cocaine before the zombies break down my door.

Or an overdose on cocaine when I realise I'm too frail to wipe my own arse

Avatar MIA · 08-11-2015 01:29AM

timthumbni wrote: »

So strangulation then???????

Was thinking suffocation.

Suffocation by funbags. :pac:

well spoken man · 08-11-2015 01:30AM

I'm taking my family out with me...that'll teach to make their beds...

08-11-2015 01:30AM

timthumbni wrote: »

So strangulation then???????

Yes....mmmmmmmmm

well spoken man · 08-11-2015 01:34AM

I will die drunk....empty balled. And owing a hooker a lot of money...this I apologise for....but it's my death wish.....

Ciderswigger · 08-11-2015 01:35AM

"I hope I die like my grandad did, fast asleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car"

Badly quoted and no idea where I even got it from.

dubscottie · 08-11-2015 01:36AM

Ah I wanted to do that one!

HugsiePie · 08-11-2015 01:38AM

Happily, and painlessly and care free please-heroin overdose it is

Andre 3000 · 08-11-2015 01:40AM

Avatar MIA wrote: »

Really

Death has to be easy because life is hard. How I die is not a fear of mine. How it affects those who'll live on after me does.

well spoken man · 08-11-2015 01:41AM

Full of drugs......in ANE.please...send the bill to the next of kin..

well spoken man · 08-11-2015 01:43AM

No seriously givn a choice now what would u choose...

BoJack Horseman · 08-11-2015 01:44AM

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well spoken man · 08-11-2015 01:46AM

well spoken man wrote: »

No seriously givn a choice now what would u choose...

I choose a good steak dinner a pint...and a massive heart attack...
And a cheap burial..

Corpus Twisty · 08-11-2015 01:46AM

Fast and from behind. Like a quick ride in the kitchen.

myshirt · 08-11-2015 01:48AM

I'd like to be mistaken for a fleeing Palestinian child and thus shot for practice by an Israeli soldier. I'd then like the rest of the world to pay zero attention to it.

mad muffin · 08-11-2015 01:48AM

There can be only one!

captbarnacles · 08-11-2015 01:49AM

I would much like to slide off the sheer kangshun face of everest down into tibet.

mzungu · 08-11-2015 01:50AM

In a blaze of glory, Butch and Sundance style. Failing that i'll go for quietly in my sleep.

martyos121 · 08-11-2015 01:52AM

Hari Kari in front of an audience of everyone I know, using one of those long French baguettes, so everyone can get a decent laugh out of it.

Would have to be a sharp roll though.

well spoken man · 08-11-2015 01:52AM

I would seriously love the best week of my life followed by s death sleep....

08-11-2015 02:04AM

Painlessly, with no unfinished business, surrounded by people who love me and will miss me. Then I'll know I've done something right in my life.

Stheno · 08-11-2015 02:06AM

Candie wrote: »

Painlessly, with no unfinished business, surrounded by people who love me and will miss me. Then I'll know I've done something right in my life.

Same here

Bongalongherb · 08-11-2015 02:10AM

How would I like to die ?

Well, at least I will have something to party to when I die and forward my electrical self to deep space from a nebula pulling me towards it's sweet sweet aroma of distilled space beer.

Astronomers have discovered inner stellar clouds actually filled with the same kind of alcohol found in beer. Things are looking up (pun intended). Refreshing clean alcohol, even in space mind you. There's no getting away from it.

Folk will say... but how can you drink it if you don't have a physical body ? well, I'm sure we'd find a way, we always do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY3ldfkk05I

DEFTLEFTHAND · 08-11-2015 02:14AM

Something quick like a heart attack or sudden brain hemorrhage, although I imagine it might be a scary few moments from the time it hits until you go unconscious it beats dying from some horrible prolonged condition like motor neuron disease or a form of cancer.

Capt'n Midnight · 08-11-2015 02:23AM

In the ER

and then be revived 30 seconds later

Bongalongherb · 08-11-2015 02:25AM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Something quick like a heart attack or sudden brain hemorrhage, although I imagine it might be a scary few moments from the time it hits until you go unconscious it beats dying from some horrible prolonged condition like motor neuron disease or a form of cancer.

It's never really quick, ye don't want a heart attack because I saw my mother having one a while back and it can go on in bad pain for quite some time. It can be a slow painful bastard, not recommended for a to die list imo.

Bongalongherb · 08-11-2015 02:28AM

To be truthfully/brutally honest, I'd like to die in my sleep while dreaming of making love to Tina Turner.

There again I think she is 75 now, but she will always be younger in my dream, it's how you shape the dream and time-line that is important, cough cough.

Ruu · 08-11-2015 02:32AM

A mad shoot out with my arch nemesis (of which I have none..yet..or do I??? killing them first before I notice a fatal wound.

). Pew pew pew pew!

Tigger · 08-11-2015 02:34AM

in my sleep like grandad; not screaming nonsense like his passenger.

Bongalongherb · 08-11-2015 02:40AM

Learn how to master Lucid Dreaming (awake in your dream and you have full control of it all) and then you can actually see and feel how you can die and how others die. It's seriously real and you feel pain as well as the reality as if it was real waking life. Amazing experience if you can keep cohesion in the lucid dream but very hard to master.

Unfortunately most folk are too busy with daily life to meditate and let go and flow into one. All your answers are there on what death can be like in many stages.

how would you like to die

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