how would you like to die

well spoken man

Well...given the option how would you like to meet ur maker????
I'm gonna go with a heart attack in Amsterdam....but probably will get run over by a van...what is your preferred demise??

Berkieahern

Fully!

RayM

Either peacefully in my sleep from a massive heart attack or off my tits on morphine.

well spoken man

I wanna go quickly not a slow cancerous death...

Cee-Jay-Cee

In a blaze of gunfire and bullets...screaming like a girl.

Fleawuss

If I have advance warning of terminal illness then at a time and place of my choosing. If not, with as much dignity and defiance as I can manage in those circumstances. In all cases, bas gan sagart.

SEPT 23 1989

At the wheel of a petrol tanker at rush hour on the m50

Avatar MIA

Don't think there's a good way.

Strapped to a nuclear bomb like the cowboy from Dr Strangelove on the day after my 100th birthday.

corner of hells

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

In a blaze of gunfire and bullets...screaming like a girl.

Same , but screaming drunk.

Junkyard Tom

Happy.

Le_Dooner

Chocolate induced coma

well spoken man

Iv been feeling ill lately and that's what got me thinking....im going out on my terms not some disease....leaving Las Vegas style...

Sheep Lover

Violently whilst masturbating.

LETHAL LADY

As long as it's not by suffocation, drowning or being burned alive I'm easy.

During sex.

So I can come and go at the same time.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Shot in the face.

Then disemboweled before being burned at the stake.

osarusan

Hit by a double decker bus, or maybe a ten-ton truck.

D Trent

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

As long as it's not by suffocation, drowning or being burned alive I'm easy.

Crushed in a lift shaft?

well spoken man

osarusan wrote: »

Hit by a double decker bus, or maybe a ten-ton truck.

#lifegoal..

2forjoy

in bed sleeping

In the Dignitas clinic.

droidman123

Between the thighs of Kelly brook

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osarusan wrote: »

or maybe a ten-ton truck.

Do you think a 5 ton truck would have less of an effect? :P

CFlat

well spoken man wrote: »

Iv been feeling ill lately and that's what got me thinking....im going out on my terms not some disease....leaving Las Vegas style...

Yea that would be a great way to go. Drunk as a skunk riding Elizabeth Shue. Now that would be heaven....

Andre 3000

Near my friends and family...as peaceful as possible for them. Couldn't care less about the suffering for myself, just as long as the loved ones are at peace with it.

well spoken man

Whoop whoop the hookers. ..

MilesMorales1

Bullet in the head, or something so quick and painless I don't even realise its happened.

timthumbni

droidman123 wrote: »

Between the thighs of Kelly brook

So strangulation then???????

LETHAL LADY

D Trent wrote: »

Crushed in a lift shaft?

Well I can't say I'd look forward to it, but I'd prefer it to the others.

Sir Osis of Liver.

This will be fine.
NSFW or plastic head lovers.

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Andre 3000 wrote: »

Couldn't care less about the suffering for myself, .

Really

Digital Solitude

Overdose on cocaine before the zombies break down my door.

Or an overdose on cocaine when I realise I'm too frail to wipe my own arse

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timthumbni wrote: »

So strangulation then???????

Was thinking suffocation.

Suffocation by funbags. :pac:

well spoken man

I'm taking my family out with me...that'll teach to make their beds...

droidman123

timthumbni wrote: »

So strangulation then???????

Yes....mmmmmmmmm

well spoken man

I will die drunk....empty balled. And owing a hooker a lot of money...this I apologise for....but it's my death wish.....

Ciderswigger

"I hope I die like my grandad did, fast asleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car"

Badly quoted and no idea where I even got it from.

dubscottie

Ah I wanted to do that one!

HugsiePie

Happily, and painlessly and care free please-heroin overdose it is

Andre 3000

Avatar MIA wrote: »

Really

Death has to be easy because life is hard. How I die is not a fear of mine. How it affects those who'll live on after me does.

well spoken man

Full of drugs......in ANE.please...send the bill to the next of kin..

well spoken man

No seriously givn a choice now what would u choose...

BoJack Horseman

By snoo-snoo

well spoken man

well spoken man wrote: »

No seriously givn a choice now what would u choose...

I choose a good steak dinner a pint...and a massive heart attack...
And a cheap burial..

Corpus Twisty

Fast and from behind. Like a quick ride in the kitchen.

myshirt

I'd like to be mistaken for a fleeing Palestinian child and thus shot for practice by an Israeli soldier. I'd then like the rest of the world to pay zero attention to it.

mad muffin

There can be only one!

captbarnacles

I would much like to slide off the sheer kangshun face of everest down into tibet.

mzungu

In a blaze of glory, Butch and Sundance style. Failing that i'll go for quietly in my sleep.

martyos121

Hari Kari in front of an audience of everyone I know, using one of those long French baguettes, so everyone can get a decent laugh out of it.

Would have to be a sharp roll though.

well spoken man

I would seriously love the best week of my life followed by s death sleep....