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how would you like to die

  • 08-11-2015 01:14AM
    #1
    well spoken man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭


    Well...given the option how would you like to meet ur maker????
    I'm gonna go with a heart attack in Amsterdam....but probably will get run over by a van...what is your preferred demise??


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Comments

  • #2
    Berkieahern
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 138 ✭✭Berkieahern


    Fully!


  • #3
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Either peacefully in my sleep from a massive heart attack or off my tits on morphine.


  • #4
    well spoken man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭well spoken man


    I wanna go quickly not a slow cancerous death...


  • #5
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    In a blaze of gunfire and bullets...screaming like a girl.


  • #6
    Fleawuss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    If I have advance warning of terminal illness then at a time and place of my choosing. If not, with as much dignity and defiance as I can manage in those circumstances. In all cases, bas gan sagart.


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  • #7
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    At the wheel of a petrol tanker at rush hour on the m50


  • #8
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Don't think there's a good way.

    Strapped to a nuclear bomb like the cowboy from Dr Strangelove on the day after my 100th birthday.


  • #9
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »
    In a blaze of gunfire and bullets...screaming like a girl.

    Same , but screaming drunk.


  • #10
    Junkyard Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,115 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    Happy.


  • #11
    Le_Dooner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 91 ✭✭Le_Dooner


    Chocolate induced coma


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  • #12
    well spoken man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭well spoken man


    Iv been feeling ill lately and that's what got me thinking....im going out on my terms not some disease....leaving Las Vegas style...


  • #13
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Violently whilst masturbating.


  • #14
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    As long as it's not by suffocation, drowning or being burned alive I'm easy.


  • #15
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    During sex.

    So I can come and go at the same time.


  • #16
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,820 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Shot in the face.

    Then disemboweled before being burned at the stake.


  • #17
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,059 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Hit by a double decker bus, or maybe a ten-ton truck.


  • #18
    D Trent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,340 ✭✭✭D Trent


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    As long as it's not by suffocation, drowning or being burned alive I'm easy.

    Crushed in a lift shaft?


  • #19
    well spoken man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭well spoken man


    osarusan wrote: »
    Hit by a double decker bus, or maybe a ten-ton truck.

    #lifegoal..


  • #20
    2forjoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 465 ✭✭2forjoy


    in bed sleeping


  • #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,824 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    In the Dignitas clinic.


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  • #22
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,557 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Between the thighs of Kelly brook


  • #23
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    osarusan wrote: »
    or maybe a ten-ton truck.
    Do you think a 5 ton truck would have less of an effect? :P


  • #24
    CFlat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,099 ✭✭✭CFlat


    well spoken man wrote: »
    Iv been feeling ill lately and that's what got me thinking....im going out on my terms not some disease....leaving Las Vegas style...

    Yea that would be a great way to go. Drunk as a skunk riding Elizabeth Shue. Now that would be heaven....


  • #25
    Andre 3000
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,488 ✭✭✭Andre 3000


    Near my friends and family...as peaceful as possible for them. Couldn't care less about the suffering for myself, just as long as the loved ones are at peace with it.


  • #26
    well spoken man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭well spoken man


    Whoop whoop the hookers. ..


  • #27
    MilesMorales1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,431 ✭✭✭MilesMorales1


    Bullet in the head, or something so quick and painless I don't even realise its happened.


  • #28
    timthumbni
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,845 ✭✭✭timthumbni


    droidman123 wrote: »
    Between the thighs of Kelly brook

    So strangulation then???????


  • #29
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    D Trent wrote: »
    Crushed in a lift shaft?

    Well I can't say I'd look forward to it, but I'd prefer it to the others.


  • #30
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,820 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    This will be fine.
    NSFW or plastic head lovers.



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  • #31
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Andre 3000 wrote: »
    Couldn't care less about the suffering for myself, .

    Really :confused:


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