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Liveline Thread 17/10/2015 to 21/12/2015

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,546 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    To mean to buy an alarm system more like it!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,127 ✭✭✭✭neris


    Traps yeah, like bear traps ..

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    "Is there traps ?!!!!" , bizarre question , would he use the traps on Ballyer Crims?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Traps yeah, like bear traps ..

    Ive opted for the Padraig Nally v2.0


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    FFS; it's simple to arrange a movement, IR or US detector in the roof space - and has been for half a bleedin' century.


    "Well Joe, there was I as an honest decent criminal, doing me night's work. I was nearly through the roof when I got this fierce electric shock. Terrible it was Joe, terrible. Then I had to wait 5 hours in A & E, and that was just to get on a free trolley."


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,127 ✭✭✭✭neris


    marvyn gaye on the line?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    neris wrote: »
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    No use. The instructions are all in Italian.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Tagged, not a chance, the Gardaí are back 30 years in technology terms on what any other EU police force use.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Flukey wrote: »
    "Well Joe, there was I as an honest decent criminal, doing me night's work. I was nearly through the roof when I got this fierce electric shock. Terrible it was Joe, terrible. Then I had to wait 5 hours in A & E, and that was just to get on a free trolley."

    "And to add insult to injury, Joe; they took my small change off me. All me coppers, gone. It's a disgrace, Joe."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    well said that man


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    What if you greased up your roof so to speak?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    That man talked sense !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    broken glass cemented into the tops of walls


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,446 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Derek Mooney & co, would advise a wasp's nest in your roof


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,483 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    "A mobile chip" - technically speaking.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    broken glass cemented into the tops of walls

    Acceptable in the 80's :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    broken glass cemented into the tops of walls

    Property owners have been sued by scrotes for injuries occurring scaling such devices... Only in Ireland


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,483 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    broken glass cemented into the tops of walls

    And you'll get sued by the guy who ripped his hand open as he attempted to get the ball he kicked onto the roof:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Anyone with a pay as you go meter is a fecking idiot, it's more expensive than normal electricity meter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    I know where I'd stick 60 digits


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    It should just be 1 digit for people like this clown.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    I'd be happy with the free lecky dude and stop whinging


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,483 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Complaining about his free electricity allowance. Only in Ireland.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    60 digits, though; I wonder what utter a55hole thought that was a good idea.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Hamilcar wrote: »
    I know where I'd stick 60 digits

    Mooney has been replaced


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,546 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    "Digit, digit , digit........."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,483 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Anyone with a pay as you go meter is a fecking idiot, it's more expensive than normal electricity meter.

    Why cant people pop into the post office and pay €10-€15 a week if they are afraid of getting a big bill every two months....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    In fairness to the auld lad, to get free electricity on PAYG he has to enter a code


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    It's worse than playing bingo, Joe.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Why don't they fax him the free electricity.


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