Liveline Thread 17/10/2015 to 21/12/2015

Atlantic Dawn

60 digits is harder to hack, the 20 digits is simple Joe.

Dan Jaman

"Entitled" - Bingo.

BarryD

I'll happily enter a 60 digit code if we can get free electricity

BPKS

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somesoldiers

mattymatticks expert on line 1

yeah we all did that in school and btw excel will bug over 16 digits in a single cell

Hamilcar

it works out just under Joe's salary

cowboyBuilder

This is bollix, only if digits can't be repeated ..

Atlantic Dawn

He he he he he, child.

cowboyBuilder

its actually a lot more ..

Dan Jaman

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo don't say the number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

cowboyBuilder

Imagine just switching on now !!

Mike Guide 69

I think Joe has just creamed himself live on air there.............

Atlantic Dawn

Is giving that number out on air not a bad idea?

Flukey

Dan Jaman wrote: »

"And to add insult to injury, Joe; they took my small change off me. All me coppers, gone. It's a disgrace, Joe."

"At least Joe, all the other kinds of coppers are gone too. Not one within a 50 mile radius of where I work, so I'll be back at it tonight. I'm up in court next Tuesday though, to get me compo for being electrocuted."

"Do you think you'll get away with it again tonight?"

"Ah Joe, tis easy. I've figured out how to disable the electronic rooves. Then the householder thinks their electricity is out, and while they're trying to type in a 60 digit code, I've got the house ransacked. Works a treat Joe."

Hamilcar

The other guy's explanation makes sense. They are actually programming the meter. It's nothing to do with uniqueness

BarryD

Why doesn't he just say, getting close to a googolplex?

Mike Guide 69

Easy Joe, the heavy panting is disturbing!!!

somesoldiers

number of bacteria on the end of your knob

cowboyBuilder

Try more atoms in the universe Joe ..

Atlantic Dawn

All you need is to crack the algorhythm, that's why there's 60 numbers to prevent this.

Hamilcar

I'm not a biologist Joe.................. That's ok Joe's not a broadcaster either

Atlantic Dawn

Next 10 minutes laughing at numbers, you wouldn't get it on Sesame Street.

Hamilcar

Saddo

CarrickMcJoe

We are going to hear a lot more of this number me thinks...
Deserves a place on the 2016 bingo board..

cowboyBuilder

This reminds me of the sketch in Smith & Jones when there was a new Portuguese bank opening,
and they were announcing its initial balance of : "1 million million million million million million million million million million million million million pesos"

Works out at $100

Atlantic Dawn

They will read the numbers more carefully when the lights go out and they are freezing their balls off.

Harry Angstrom

Joe will be adding this guy to his Funny Friday panel.

Atlantic Dawn

Give us the number in cent coins that Joe makes per year and how far around the earth they would stretch if put end to end.

thesandeman

In fairness this is funnier than Funny Friday. Listening to Joe reminds me of the old numbers stations on short wave.

Dan Jaman

No..... not again.