Liveline Thread 17/10/2015 to 21/12/2015

somesoldiers

Ah no they have made it to the Royal County too

Atlantic Dawn

The only gay shop in the village so to speak.

Mike Guide 69

No alarm, goodnight!!!!

Atlantic Dawn

No alarm, good luck with your insuredance.

my friend

somesoldiers wrote: »

Ah no they have made it to the Royal County too

Who? (Not listening right now)

somesoldiers

I blame Bruce at the airport, if he wasn't so vigilant catching ne'er do wells

Atlantic Dawn

I've recently noticed that couriers delivering cogarettes have security vehicles with them, it's about time state run premises sold them centrally.

Oops69

No alarm !!!, how does he get insured ! , dope.

Atlantic Dawn

Tracable smokes, yes that would work.

jetfiremuck

Kinder eggs= pavi.

Oops69

It was a kindereggaholic that robbed the shop.

Flukey

So they are looking for a load of clean-shaven crooks.

Dan Jaman

"Anyone see a thief?"

"Sure, Joe. I was immediately alerted by the stripey jumper and mask."

Atlantic Dawn

Probably all had Safe Pass's too.

dvcireland

Did they have their Safepass?

Atlantic Dawn

Joe ask him why he didn't have an alarm in 2015.

Oops69

Could Joe be as stupid to ask him if he has CCTV ?.... Possibly !

Atlantic Dawn

Pnuematics, would it be possible to have the roof rigged so if they were on the roof they were ejected 30 foot in the air?

Dan Jaman

Joe seems to think it's the same crew all over the place.

dvcireland

West coast, biggie and tupac ?

somesoldiers

Santa will have a job this year with everyone looking out for lads on roofs

dvcireland

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Pnuematics, would it be possible to have the roof rigged so if they were on the roof they were ejected 30 foot in the air?

its not a toy Bond

Dan Jaman

FFS; it's simple to arrange a movement, IR or US detector in the roof space - and has been for half a bleedin' century.

neris

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Pnuematics, would it be possible to have the roof rigged so if they were on the roof they were ejected 30 foot in the air?

cowboyBuilder

Traps yeah, like bear traps ..

neris

different kinds of steel doors - theres red ones and blue ones and grey ones and ones that open in and ones that open out

Atlantic Dawn

Concrete with metal reinforcing is your best bet.

2smiggy

It's an awful state of affairs when every small shop has to get more and more expensive security systems just trying to slow down these thieves who are 'travelling' around the country

Harry Angstrom

Joe's imagination is running away with him. Been watching too many Indiana Jones fillums.

Atlantic Dawn

Goldfinger managed to rob Fort Knox.