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  • 26-10-2015 11:16PM
    #1
    johnny osbourne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,017 ✭✭✭johnny osbourne


    the offy is closed


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  • #2
    Lisha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,713 ✭✭✭Lisha


    Go into a pub, order alcohol and talk to people.
    Be grand.


  • #3
    Nabber
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,855 ✭✭✭Nabber


    How offy sad that is....


  • #4
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,428 ✭✭✭cml387


    You've got work in the morning anyway.


  • #5
    GrayFox208
    Closed Accounts Posts: 335 ✭✭GrayFox208


    Make your own vodka. You only need potatoes and about 2 weeks.


  • #6
    johnny osbourne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,017 ✭✭✭johnny osbourne


    Lisha wrote: »
    Go into a pub, order alcohol and talk to people.
    Be grand.


    panic over, found a can of cider in the toilet and a bottle of merlot in the car


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  • #7
    johnny osbourne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,017 ✭✭✭johnny osbourne


    cml387 wrote: »
    You've got work in the morning anyway.


    who'd insure me to work?


  • #8
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    The pubs are open!


  • #9
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,428 ✭✭✭cml387


    johnny osbourne wrote: »
    who'd insure me to work?

    Not with that merlot, in the car???


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,344 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    johnny osbourne wrote: »
    the offy is closed

    Did they leave a window open around back to freshen up the place?


  • #11
    masti123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭masti123


    look up "Dial a drink" on facebook, if you're in Dublin


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  • #12
    johnny osbourne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,017 ✭✭✭johnny osbourne


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    The pubs are open!


    no money, can get beer on tick in the offy


  • #13
    Sunny Huge Giant
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Sunny Huge Giant


    yeah i could do with an aul baileys now


  • #14
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    johnny osbourne wrote: »
    no money, can get beer on tick in the offy

    I'll stand you a pint if you're here before closing.


  • #15
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,827 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    I feel for ya.

    Not really. I have my own bar. Lots of lovely drinks. Beers, Guinness, vodkas, whiskies, rums, gins, red wine, white wine, tequila, you name it, I have it.


    N'night now.


  • #16
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,344 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    bluewolf wrote: »
    yeah i could do with an aul baileys now

    You dont need it. It needs you!


  • #17
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    bluewolf wrote: »
    yeah i could do with an aul baileys now

    I'll stand you a double!


  • #18
    NickDunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 392 ✭✭NickDunne


    Offo*


  • #19
    johnny osbourne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,017 ✭✭✭johnny osbourne


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I'll stand you a pint if you're here before closing.

    its impossible


  • #20
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,344 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Deleted User wrote: »
    You dont need it. It needs you!
    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I'll stand you a double!

    How do you thank BOTH of those posts Blue :p hehehehe

    I demand you remove one or the other :p

    Ah damn Im going to lose to alcohol again :)


  • #21
    johnny osbourne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,017 ✭✭✭johnny osbourne


    fussyonion wrote: »
    I feel for ya.

    Not really. I have my own bar. Lots of lovely drinks. Beers, Guinness, vodkas, whiskies, rums, gins, red wine, white wine, tequila, you name it, I have it.


    N'night now.

    i'll swap ya all that drink for three magic beans


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  • #22
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    johnny osbourne wrote: »
    its impossible

    Don't say I didn't offer! Donegal folk don't stinge on drink :)


  • #23
    johnnyskeleton
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,566 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    johnny osbourne wrote: »
    panic over, found a can of cider in the toilet and a bottle of merlot in the car

    Yuck!

    At least you have the toilet cider


  • #24
    Sunny Huge Giant
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Sunny Huge Giant


    Deleted User wrote: »
    How do you thank BOTH of those posts Blue :p hehehehe

    I demand you remove one or the other :p

    Ah damn Im going to lose to alcohol again :)

    I don't really know what it needs me means but i liked the image of a bottle sitting there really sadly like oh no bluewolf isn't here


  • #25
    fancy pigeon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,868 ✭✭✭fancy pigeon


    I'd feel sorry, but I got to the off licence before they closed.

    I have zero sympathy. My Guinness is just lovely


  • #26
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,344 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    bluewolf wrote: »
    I don't really know what it needs me means but i liked the image of a bottle sitting there really sadly like oh no bluewolf isn't here

    I hope it is not the bottle that read the thread :) Or else it would be sitting there thinking " fuuuuuccckkkkk" :)


  • #27
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    bluewolf wrote: »
    I don't really know what it needs me means but i liked the image of a bottle sitting there really sadly like oh no bluewolf isn't here

    I'd drink one for you but it's pish. I'll have another Tennent's for you instead :)


  • #28
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,344 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Are you anything like the backwards cat from Jamie? Ive wondered for a long time :)


  • #29
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    fussyonion wrote: »
    I feel for ya.

    Not really. I have my own bar. Lots of lovely drinks. Beers, Guinness, vodkas, whiskies, rums, gins, red wine, white wine, tequila, you name it, I have it.


    N'night now.



    Yeah, grand, but do you have a smoking area? :eek:


  • #30
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Are you anything like the backwards cat from Jamie? Ive wondered for a long time :)

    Who me? I'm like no other cat.


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  • #31
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,344 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Who me? I'm like no other cat.

    Which means you are!


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