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26-10-2015 11:16pm

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the offy is closed

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#2 26-10-2015 11:17pm
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Go into a pub, order alcohol and talk to people.
Be grand.

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#3 26-10-2015 11:17pm
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How offy sad that is....

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#4 26-10-2015 11:19pm
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You've got work in the morning anyway.

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#5 26-10-2015 11:19pm
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Make your own vodka. You only need potatoes and about 2 weeks.

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#6 26-10-2015 11:20pm
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Lisha wrote: »

Go into a pub, order alcohol and talk to people.
Be grand.

panic over, found a can of cider in the toilet and a bottle of merlot in the car

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#7 26-10-2015 11:20pm
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cml387 wrote: »

You've got work in the morning anyway.

who'd insure me to work?

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#8 26-10-2015 11:21pm
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The pubs are open!

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#9 26-10-2015 11:22pm
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johnny osbourne wrote: »

who'd insure me to work?

Not with that merlot, in the car???

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#10 26-10-2015 11:22pm
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johnny osbourne wrote: »

the offy is closed

Did they leave a window open around back to freshen up the place?

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#11 26-10-2015 11:22pm
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look up "Dial a drink" on facebook, if you're in Dublin

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#12 26-10-2015 11:22pm
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The Backwards Man wrote: »

The pubs are open!

no money, can get beer on tick in the offy

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#13 26-10-2015 11:23pm
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yeah i could do with an aul baileys now

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#14 26-10-2015 11:24pm
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johnny osbourne wrote: »

no money, can get beer on tick in the offy

I'll stand you a pint if you're here before closing.

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#15 26-10-2015 11:24pm
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I feel for ya.

Not really. I have my own bar. Lots of lovely drinks. Beers, Guinness, vodkas, whiskies, rums, gins, red wine, white wine, tequila, you name it, I have it.

N'night now.

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#16 26-10-2015 11:25pm
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bluewolf wrote: »

yeah i could do with an aul baileys now

You dont need it. It needs you!

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#17 26-10-2015 11:25pm
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bluewolf wrote: »

yeah i could do with an aul baileys now

I'll stand you a double!

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#18 26-10-2015 11:26pm
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Offo*

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#19 26-10-2015 11:26pm
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The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'll stand you a pint if you're here before closing.

its impossible

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#20 26-10-2015 11:27pm
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You dont need it. It needs you!

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'll stand you a double!

How do you thank BOTH of those posts Blue hehehehe

I demand you remove one or the other

Ah damn Im going to lose to alcohol again

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#21 26-10-2015 11:27pm
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fussyonion wrote: »

I feel for ya.

Not really. I have my own bar. Lots of lovely drinks. Beers, Guinness, vodkas, whiskies, rums, gins, red wine, white wine, tequila, you name it, I have it.

N'night now.

i'll swap ya all that drink for three magic beans

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#22 26-10-2015 11:28pm
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johnny osbourne wrote: »

its impossible

Don't say I didn't offer! Donegal folk don't stinge on drink

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#23 26-10-2015 11:29pm
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johnny osbourne wrote: »

panic over, found a can of cider in the toilet and a bottle of merlot in the car

Yuck!

At least you have the toilet cider

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#24 26-10-2015 11:29pm
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How do you thank BOTH of those posts Blue hehehehe

I demand you remove one or the other

Ah damn Im going to lose to alcohol again

I don't really know what it needs me means but i liked the image of a bottle sitting there really sadly like oh no bluewolf isn't here

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#25 26-10-2015 11:29pm
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I'd feel sorry, but I got to the off licence before they closed.

I have zero sympathy. My Guinness is just lovely

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#26 26-10-2015 11:32pm
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bluewolf wrote: »

I don't really know what it needs me means but i liked the image of a bottle sitting there really sadly like oh no bluewolf isn't here

I hope it is not the bottle that read the thread Or else it would be sitting there thinking " fuuuuuccckkkkk"

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#27 26-10-2015 11:33pm
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bluewolf wrote: »

I don't really know what it needs me means but i liked the image of a bottle sitting there really sadly like oh no bluewolf isn't here

I'd drink one for you but it's pish. I'll have another Tennent's for you instead

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#28 26-10-2015 11:34pm
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Are you anything like the backwards cat from Jamie? Ive wondered for a long time

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#29 26-10-2015 11:34pm
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fussyonion wrote: »

I feel for ya.

Not really. I have my own bar. Lots of lovely drinks. Beers, Guinness, vodkas, whiskies, rums, gins, red wine, white wine, tequila, you name it, I have it.

N'night now.

Yeah, grand, but do you have a smoking area? :eek:

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#30 26-10-2015 11:37pm
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Are you anything like the backwards cat from Jamie? Ive wondered for a long time

Who me? I'm like no other cat.

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#31 26-10-2015 11:38pm
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The Backwards Man wrote: »

Who me? I'm like no other cat.

Which means you are!

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