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You get double your salary, but have to do your job naked

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  • 25-10-2015 8:08pm
    #1
    some random drunk
    Registered Users Posts: 967 ✭✭✭


    If you were made this offer in your current job would you take it up?

    Your colleagues would be made the same offer, so you wouldn't necessarily be the only naked one.

    It would be really tempting for me, as I could well do with the extra cash at the moment but as I work in a big open plan office it would just be too embarrassing and uncomfortable.

    I reckon if you made people this offer around Europe you'd get a good percentage of takers as they seem more relaxed about nudity than us Irish.

    Thread inspired by some program I saw on Channel 4 before about office workers going to work naked as an experiment, not sure they got extra money though :pac:

    Would you do your job completely naked for double your salary? 113 votes

    Yes, would be grand!
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    No way!
    100% 113 votes


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    #2
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    I probily drop a spanner on me balls...so no


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    #3
    hairyslug
    Registered Users Posts: 2,589 ✭✭✭hairyslug


    My office is nice and warm so I'd definitely do it.

    I'm also getting to that stage in my life where I am happy to wander around naked in the gym changing room and talk to people so can't see there being an issue transferring that over to the office


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    RDM_83 again
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,116 ✭✭✭RDM_83 again


    hairyslug wrote: »
    I'm also getting to that stage in my life where I am happy to wander around naked in the gym changing room and talk to people so can't see there being an issue transferring that over to the office

    What the hell happens to older men in relation to changing rooms, people under the age of 50/60 seem to be able to go from

    Work out gear > Shower > Towel Down > Dressed fairly easily.

    Over that age it seems to be

    Work out gear > Shower > Stand around naked for a while > Towel Head (naked) > Put leg up on bench, Towel groin and legs for 10 minutes > Talk to friend (while naked) > Get Dressed.

    Not wanting to look at old mens junk doesn't make you a conservative prude, changing rooms are for changing not a nudist convention :mad:
    End Rant


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    justchecked
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 367 ✭✭justchecked


    What if i get a stiffy.


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    #6
    Sonics2k
    Registered Users Posts: 8,239 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    justchecked wrote: »
    What if i get a stiffy.

    You get a raise.


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    #7
    howamidifferent
    Registered Users Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭howamidifferent


    justchecked wrote:
    What if i get a stiffy.


    Tell a female colleague you have blueballs and need a hand to sort it out.


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    #8
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    In an office it could be ok but say you were a guard or a teacher or a priest?


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    #9
    [Deleted User]
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    Sure.

    I'll crotch thrust, lunge, and jump squat everywhere.


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    justchecked
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 367 ✭✭justchecked


    howamidifferent wrote: »
    Tell a female colleague you have blueballs and need a hand to sort it out.

    maybe I should just cover it up with a staple.


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    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Ah yeah sure why not. I think too many people are preoccupied with their body. Just get it out and get on with it already.


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    lazeedaisy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,328 ✭✭✭lazeedaisy


    No way. I work with the public.

    Considering I am happy to strip in the gym changing room, but by god, thank F women are not like men and they don't hang.... around chatting naked.... Get dressed as quick as possible, after legging it to the shower....

    No amount of money would do it for me, no matter how desperate, its just not worth it


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    [Deleted User]
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    What are the rules on playing leap frog?


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    #14
    lazeedaisy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,328 ✭✭✭lazeedaisy


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    Ah yeah sure why not. I think too many people are preoccupied with their body. Just get it out and get on with it already.

    Most definitely not self absorbed nor preoccupied with my body.

    There are just some things not worth sharing with other people, this is one...


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    #15
    some random drunk
    Registered Users Posts: 967 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    Deleted User wrote: »
    What are the rules on playing leap frog?

    whatever you do on lunch hour is your own business


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    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    I have no problem with being nude, but double my salary is nowhere near enough for me to have to see my colleagues naked. Though one or two I'd look at for free :)


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    #17
    mynameis905
    Closed Accounts Posts: 754 ✭✭✭mynameis905


    Work from home. Put me down for a Yes please.


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    #18
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Definitely. Theyre lucky I wear pants as it is


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    #19
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Wouldn't bother me a bit.


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    #20
    mikeym
    Registered Users Posts: 3,984 ✭✭✭mikeym


    Let it all hang out for money sure why not :D


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    #21
    deex
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭deex


    F*ck no, I teach teenage boys, it's bad enough with all their hormones flying around everywhere without adding naked teachers to the mix!

    If I worked in an office I probably would.


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    [Deleted User]
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    hairyslug wrote: »
    My office is nice and warm so I'd definitely do it.
    My office is sometimes bloody freezing, so there won't be much to see! :pac:


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    #23
    coffee_cake
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    lazeedaisy wrote: »
    No way. I work with the public.

    Considering I am happy to strip in the gym changing room, but by god, thank F women are not like men and they don't hang.... around chatting naked.... Get dressed as quick as possible, after legging it to the shower....

    No amount of money would do it for me, no matter how desperate, its just not worth it

    Plenty of women in one my gym branches hanging around naked to moisturise everything and do their hair


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    #24
    sonny.knowles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 607 ✭✭✭sonny.knowles


    Can I choose the days I am naked? Can I choose to be naked the days I work from home and still get paid double for those days?


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    #25
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    What happens on casual Friday?


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    #26
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    boobar wrote: »
    What happens on casual Friday?

    Sexy time with a co-worker.:cool:


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    #27
    some random drunk
    Registered Users Posts: 967 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    sonny.knowles wrote: »
    Can I choose the days I am naked? Can I choose to be naked the days I work from home and still get paid double for those days?

    Nope it's all or nothing I'm afraid.


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    #28
    cantdecide
    Registered Users Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Boring answer: take the money- you would be totally normalised to it very quickly. Silly question really.


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    #29
    Neyite
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    I'd be tempted. But I'd want far more than double salary to deal with the trauma of seeing naked co-workers and bosses. :p


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    #30
    petrolcan
    Registered Users Posts: 898 ✭✭✭petrolcan


    No bother, all bodies are beautiful.

    However, I fear I may be paid even more from my colleagues to remain fully clothed.


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    [Deleted User]
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    This reminds me of a story that a junior nurse once posted, She was up in front of the matron for something that she had done wrong!
    One of the other more senior nurses suggested that while getting rollicked that she just imagined the matron naked!
    She had a severe telling off, but had difficulty keeping a straight face!
    She came out and burst out laughing, rather than crying as she would have done if she hadn't followed the advice.


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