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You get double your salary, but have to do your job naked

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    #32
    Westernyelp
    Registered Users Posts: 2,371 ✭✭✭Westernyelp


    show me the money!


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    #33
    Garlito
    Registered Users Posts: 3 ✭Garlito


    Ha I would do it for half what they pay me now to be naked. I am mad hairy I would feel great and the boss would feel sick.


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    #34
    OneArt
    Registered Users Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    I work from home most of the time so... Yes.


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    #35
    donegaLroad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    easy, just become a life drawing model in an art college.


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    #36
    Teafor two12345
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 410 ✭✭Teafor two12345


    Yes. And I would enjoy every minute of it! Unless i was cold.


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    #37
    Massimo Cassagrande
    Closed Accounts Posts: 626 ✭✭✭Massimo Cassagrande


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    I probily drop a spanner on me balls...so no

    Try being a welder....:pac:


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    #38
    Teafor two12345
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 410 ✭✭Teafor two12345


    Massimo Cassagrande wrote: »
    Try being a welder....:pac:

    Clothes can make you feel protected it's true.


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    #39
    JohnnyChimpo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,074 ✭✭✭JohnnyChimpo


    Sure, I'm already naked under my clothes as it is...

    Hopefully I'd still be allowed to wear my white coat when I'm in the lab though.


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    #40
    Massimo Cassagrande
    Closed Accounts Posts: 626 ✭✭✭Massimo Cassagrande


    Teafor two12345 wrote: »
    Clothes can make you feel protected it's true.

    Feel protected? You wouldn't be long horsing on a thick hoodie, heavy trousers and steel-toe boots if you were getting showered with molten metal droplets..:D If you turned up naked, double the salary wouldn't help ease the sizzling burns..I doubt too many people would fancy wandering around a building site in the nip either..especially in the lashing rain and cold..

    This might be one for the Office staff..:D


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    #41
    Teafor two12345
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 410 ✭✭Teafor two12345


    Also whilst naked I would strut to the beegees staying alive........on my concrete


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    #42
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    Massimo Cassagrande wrote: »
    Feel protected? You wouldn't be long horsing on a thick hoodie, heavy trousers and steel-toe boots if you were getting showered with molten metal droplets..:D If you turned up naked, double the salary wouldn't help ease the sizzling burns..I doubt too many people would fancy wandering around a building site in the nip either..especially in the lashing rain and cold..

    This might be one for the Office staff..:D

    It would be alright in an office though, unless you heard something like this

    "I'm very excited about this new project"


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    #43
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Sometimes, it get slipped into the job description without their consent.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3287084/Pervert-Saudi-prince-ordered-entire-staff-strip-naked-Beverly-Hills-mansion-s-pool-said-want-naked-p-court-papers-claim.html
    A Saudi Arabian prince ordered his entire household to gather by the pool and strip off because he wanted to see 'some naked pussy', Daily Mail Online can reveal.


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    #44
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Massimo Cassagrande wrote: »
    Try being a welder....:pac:

    Imagine a refrigeration technian


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    #45
    sonny.knowles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 607 ✭✭✭sonny.knowles


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Sometimes, it get slipped into the job description without their consent.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3287084/Pervert-Saudi-prince-ordered-entire-staff-strip-naked-Beverly-Hills-mansion-s-pool-said-want-naked-p-court-papers-claim.html

    Maybe the muslims aren't such killjoys after all?


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    #46
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    sonny.knowles wrote: »
    Maybe the muslims aren't such killjoys after all?
    I don't think that religion has anything to do with it, being part of one of the world's richest and most powerful families trumps just about anything else!


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    #47
    sonny.knowles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 607 ✭✭✭sonny.knowles


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I don't think that religion has anything to do with it, being part of one of the world's richest and most powerful families trumps just about anything else!

    Damn you dolanbaker, I was beginning to warm to the muslims.


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    #48
    AgileMyth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭AgileMyth


    Hell no. I'm quite comfortable naked but I work as a dive instructor so would probably freeze to death.

    On the shore it would be fine with me, I'm usually semi naked anyway.


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    #49
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Hell yeah, it'd be fun!


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    #50
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Our place can be a bit stingy on the heating so probably not...


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    #51
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Hah I would do it for free is asked - so money would be nice too :p

    I have no problem being naked around my home whoever is there - so doubt doing so in work would be much of an issue.


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    #52
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users Posts: 5,761 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Not on your nelly. I work in an office and I've enough nightmares about the upholstery and what it absorbs from certain colleagues with clothes on never mind off. Some dubious stains there already.:eek:


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    #53
    hardCopy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    "Step into my orifice"


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    #54
    Stranger Danger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭Stranger Danger


    I'm in a nice warm office so I probably would.

    I'd really hope some of my colleagues in here didn't take up the offer though.


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    #55
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,442 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    My eyes scream no but my wallet screams hell yeah


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    #56
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Considering I can work from home if I want, then I'd definitely do this.


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    #57
    mynamejeff
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,315 ✭✭✭mynamejeff


    im game for it , the girls in the office might object though


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    #58
    allibastor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,520 ✭✭✭allibastor


    I would do it for free.

    Hell, I would try it anyway and see how long I can get away with it before being ask to cover up


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    #59
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    I'm pretty certain that I get half of my salary to keep my clothes on.
    Otherwise I'd be just sauntering around the office in the nip.


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    #60
    RobertKK
    Registered Users Posts: 33,729 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    As a farmer - no. I don't want pneumonia and why would some pervert want to pay people double what they earn to see them naked. Can't they just go on the internet to see naked people for free?


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    #61
    duffman3833
    Registered Users Posts: 1,034 ✭✭✭duffman3833


    cant see the harm but i work with more males than females so not sights i want to see first thing monday mornings. But yes i wud


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