You get double your salary, but have to do your job naked

some random drunk

If you were made this offer in your current job would you take it up?

Your colleagues would be made the same offer, so you wouldn't necessarily be the only naked one.

It would be really tempting for me, as I could well do with the extra cash at the moment but as I work in a big open plan office it would just be too embarrassing and uncomfortable.

I reckon if you made people this offer around Europe you'd get a good percentage of takers as they seem more relaxed about nudity than us Irish.

Thread inspired by some program I saw on Channel 4 before about office workers going to work naked as an experiment, not sure they got extra money though :pac:

tomwaterford

I probily drop a spanner on me balls...so no

hairyslug

My office is nice and warm so I'd definitely do it.

I'm also getting to that stage in my life where I am happy to wander around naked in the gym changing room and talk to people so can't see there being an issue transferring that over to the office

RDM_83 again

hairyslug wrote: »

I'm also getting to that stage in my life where I am happy to wander around naked in the gym changing room and talk to people so can't see there being an issue transferring that over to the office

What the hell happens to older men in relation to changing rooms, people under the age of 50/60 seem to be able to go from

Work out gear > Shower > Towel Down > Dressed fairly easily.

Over that age it seems to be

Work out gear > Shower > Stand around naked for a while > Towel Head (naked) > Put leg up on bench, Towel groin and legs for 10 minutes > Talk to friend (while naked) > Get Dressed.

Not wanting to look at old mens junk doesn't make you a conservative prude, changing rooms are for changing not a nudist convention :mad:
End Rant

justchecked

What if i get a stiffy.

Sonics2k

justchecked wrote: »

What if i get a stiffy.

You get a raise.

howamidifferent

justchecked wrote:

What if i get a stiffy.

Tell a female colleague you have blueballs and need a hand to sort it out.

Shannon757

In an office it could be ok but say you were a guard or a teacher or a priest?

Sure.

I'll crotch thrust, lunge, and jump squat everywhere.

justchecked

howamidifferent wrote: »

Tell a female colleague you have blueballs and need a hand to sort it out.

maybe I should just cover it up with a staple.

Dravokivich

Ah yeah sure why not. I think too many people are preoccupied with their body. Just get it out and get on with it already.

lazeedaisy

No way. I work with the public.

Considering I am happy to strip in the gym changing room, but by god, thank F women are not like men and they don't hang.... around chatting naked.... Get dressed as quick as possible, after legging it to the shower....

No amount of money would do it for me, no matter how desperate, its just not worth it

What are the rules on playing leap frog?

lazeedaisy

Dravokivich wrote: »

Ah yeah sure why not. I think too many people are preoccupied with their body. Just get it out and get on with it already.

Most definitely not self absorbed nor preoccupied with my body.

There are just some things not worth sharing with other people, this is one...

some random drunk

Deleted User wrote: »

What are the rules on playing leap frog?

whatever you do on lunch hour is your own business

kylith

I have no problem with being nude, but double my salary is nowhere near enough for me to have to see my colleagues naked. Though one or two I'd look at for free

mynameis905

Work from home. Put me down for a Yes please.

Professey Chin

Definitely. Theyre lucky I wear pants as it is

The Backwards Man

Wouldn't bother me a bit.

mikeym

Let it all hang out for money sure why not

deex

F*ck no, I teach teenage boys, it's bad enough with all their hormones flying around everywhere without adding naked teachers to the mix!

If I worked in an office I probably would.

hairyslug

hairyslug wrote: »

My office is nice and warm so I'd definitely do it.

My office is sometimes bloody freezing, so there won't be much to see! :pac:

lazeedaisy

lazeedaisy wrote: »

No way. I work with the public.

Considering I am happy to strip in the gym changing room, but by god, thank F women are not like men and they don't hang.... around chatting naked.... Get dressed as quick as possible, after legging it to the shower....

No amount of money would do it for me, no matter how desperate, its just not worth it

Plenty of women in one my gym branches hanging around naked to moisturise everything and do their hair

sonny.knowles

Can I choose the days I am naked? Can I choose to be naked the days I work from home and still get paid double for those days?

boobar

What happens on casual Friday?

Ruu

boobar wrote: »

What happens on casual Friday?

Sexy time with a co-worker.:cool:

some random drunk

sonny.knowles wrote: »

Can I choose the days I am naked? Can I choose to be naked the days I work from home and still get paid double for those days?

Nope it's all or nothing I'm afraid.

cantdecide

Boring answer: take the money- you would be totally normalised to it very quickly. Silly question really.

Neyite

I'd be tempted. But I'd want far more than double salary to deal with the trauma of seeing naked co-workers and bosses.

petrolcan

No bother, all bodies are beautiful.

However, I fear I may be paid even more from my colleagues to remain fully clothed.

This reminds me of a story that a junior nurse once posted, She was up in front of the matron for something that she had done wrong!
One of the other more senior nurses suggested that while getting rollicked that she just imagined the matron naked!
She had a severe telling off, but had difficulty keeping a straight face!
She came out and burst out laughing, rather than crying as she would have done if she hadn't followed the advice.

Westernyelp

show me the money!

Garlito

Ha I would do it for half what they pay me now to be naked. I am mad hairy I would feel great and the boss would feel sick.

OneArt

I work from home most of the time so... Yes.

donegaLroad

easy, just become a life drawing model in an art college.

Teafor two12345

Yes. And I would enjoy every minute of it! Unless i was cold.

Massimo Cassagrande

tomwaterford wrote: »

I probily drop a spanner on me balls...so no

Try being a welder....:pac:

Teafor two12345

Massimo Cassagrande wrote: »

Try being a welder....:pac:

Clothes can make you feel protected it's true.

JohnnyChimpo

Sure, I'm already naked under my clothes as it is...

Hopefully I'd still be allowed to wear my white coat when I'm in the lab though.

Massimo Cassagrande

Teafor two12345 wrote: »

Clothes can make you feel protected it's true.

Feel protected? You wouldn't be long horsing on a thick hoodie, heavy trousers and steel-toe boots if you were getting showered with molten metal droplets..:D If you turned up naked, double the salary wouldn't help ease the sizzling burns..I doubt too many people would fancy wandering around a building site in the nip either..especially in the lashing rain and cold..

This might be one for the Office staff..:D

Teafor two12345

Also whilst naked I would strut to the beegees staying alive........on my concrete

boobar

Massimo Cassagrande wrote: »

Feel protected? You wouldn't be long horsing on a thick hoodie, heavy trousers and steel-toe boots if you were getting showered with molten metal droplets..:D If you turned up naked, double the salary wouldn't help ease the sizzling burns..I doubt too many people would fancy wandering around a building site in the nip either..especially in the lashing rain and cold..

This might be one for the Office staff..:D

It would be alright in an office though, unless you heard something like this

"I'm very excited about this new project"

Sometimes, it get slipped into the job description without their consent.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3287084/Pervert-Saudi-prince-ordered-entire-staff-strip-naked-Beverly-Hills-mansion-s-pool-said-want-naked-p-court-papers-claim.html

A Saudi Arabian prince ordered his entire household to gather by the pool and strip off because he wanted to see 'some naked pussy', Daily Mail Online can reveal.

tomwaterford

Massimo Cassagrande wrote: »

Try being a welder....:pac:

Imagine a refrigeration technian

sonny.knowles

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Sometimes, it get slipped into the job description without their consent.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3287084/Pervert-Saudi-prince-ordered-entire-staff-strip-naked-Beverly-Hills-mansion-s-pool-said-want-naked-p-court-papers-claim.html

Maybe the muslims aren't such killjoys after all?

sonny.knowles

sonny.knowles wrote: »

Maybe the muslims aren't such killjoys after all?

I don't think that religion has anything to do with it, being part of one of the world's richest and most powerful families trumps just about anything else!

sonny.knowles

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I don't think that religion has anything to do with it, being part of one of the world's richest and most powerful families trumps just about anything else!

Damn you dolanbaker, I was beginning to warm to the muslims.

AgileMyth

Hell no. I'm quite comfortable naked but I work as a dive instructor so would probably freeze to death.

On the shore it would be fine with me, I'm usually semi naked anyway.

biko

Hell yeah, it'd be fun!

KERSPLAT!

Our place can be a bit stingy on the heating so probably not...

Hah I would do it for free is asked - so money would be nice too

I have no problem being naked around my home whoever is there - so doubt doing so in work would be much of an issue.