Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

sebcity · 21-10-2015 03:10PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

People who eat "clean".

As in people who say the word clean in relation to their diet? Or people who actually eat healthily?

OldNotWIse · 21-10-2015 03:25PM

sebcity wrote: »

As in people who say the word clean in relation to their diet? Or people who actually eat healthily?

People who use the term "clean" in relation to their diet. Hence the quotation marks. Why would I think people who at healthily are w*nkers?

osarusan · 21-10-2015 03:33PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Yeah, I guess I was thinking about warning signs if you are out with someone. First dates and that Lots of people appear nice but are rude to staff because they think they can get away with it, and at a later date you realise how nasty they are.

Yeah, people can somehow think it looks intelligent, cool or attractive or something to be pointlessly condescending/rude to a waiter/waitress/similar.

brian_7070 · 21-10-2015 04:09PM

valoren wrote: »

It's obvious that it wasn't his real name.

He could have had enough respect for the barista to give his real name and not something insultingly sarcastic. As we know, taking the piss out of service staff is verboten and is acting like a wanker.

Who knows, perhaps his name was actually Hamlet and I'm being harsh, therefore it's his parents who are the ****.

There's one actually. Parents who name their kids with 'pop cultural/fashion/sport' inspired names.

e.g.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2604103/Manchester-United-mad-mother-named-son-Rooney-Scholes-row-Thorntons-refuse-ice-Easter-egg-COPYRIGHT-ISSUES.html

Well hipster = wanker
So if his name is Hamlet then that makes his parents ****
Which would make him a second generation thoroughbred Wanker

BoardsMember · 21-10-2015 04:18PM

blue5000 wrote: »

Anyone who drives a volvo, bonus points if it's an estate.

People who attach any significance at all to what people drive.

kunst nugget · 21-10-2015 05:12PM

BoardsMember wrote: »

People who attach any significance at all to what people drive.

Tbf, any time I'm overtaken dangerously on the motorway, it's usually some cünt in an Audi and it tends to colour my opinon of Audi drivers in general.

BoardsMember · 21-10-2015 05:26PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

Tbf, any time I'm overtaken dangerously on the motorway, it's usually some cünt in an Audi and it tends to colour my opinon of Audi drivers in general.

Yeah, that's being fair.

kunst nugget · 21-10-2015 05:31PM

BoardsMember wrote: »

Yeah, that's being fair.

Totally fair. That's why I can justify sticking potatoes up their exhausts.

waraf · 21-10-2015 08:17PM

valoren wrote: »

It's obvious that it wasn't his real name.

He could have had enough respect for the barista to give his real name and not something insultingly sarcastic. As we know, taking the piss out of service staff is verboten and is acting like a wanker.

Who knows, perhaps his name was actually Hamlet and I'm being harsh, therefore it's his parents who are the ****.

There's one actually. Parents who name their kids with 'pop cultural/fashion/sport' inspired names.

e.g.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2604103/Manchester-United-mad-mother-named-son-Rooney-Scholes-row-Thorntons-refuse-ice-Easter-egg-COPYRIGHT-ISSUES.html

Right...so he's not just a wanker, he's an unfunny wanker

Hijpo · 21-10-2015 08:56PM

People who wear Kilkenny tops everyday of the god damn year.

It's only ok to wear "your team" clothes continously if you are a professional and therefore seen to be representing your club at all times.

Kev W · 21-10-2015 09:14PM

Hijpo wrote: »

People who wear Kilkenny tops everyday of the god damn year.

It's only ok to wear "your team" clothes continously if you are a professional and therefore seen to be representing your club at all times.

Or if you feel like it.

But those are the only two reasons.

WesternZulu · 21-10-2015 09:20PM

Hijpo wrote: »

People who wear Kilkenny tops everyday of the god damn year.

It's only ok to wear "your team" clothes continously if you are a professional and therefore seen to be representing your club at all times.

Is it just Kilkenny tops?

Can I get away with strutting around wearing Mayo tops 24/7/365?

Royal Legend · 21-10-2015 09:24PM

WesternZulu wrote: »

Is it just Kilkenny tops?

Can I get away with strutting around wearing Mayo tops 24/7/365?

And people who dress to get sympathy :rolleyes:

chillin117 · 22-10-2015 12:05AM

The person in front of you stops at the FIRST petrol pump leaving the pump in front of them free and me fuming behind them. ****:mad:

OldMrBrennan83 · 22-10-2015 12:07AM

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chillin117 · 22-10-2015 12:09AM

Patww79 wrote: »

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I'll say it again...****

jetsonx · 22-10-2015 01:17AM

chillin117 wrote: »

The person in front of you stops at the FIRST petrol pump leaving the pump in front of them free and me fuming behind them. ****:mad:

I often do wonder about these people. How did they get so far in life? i.e. they actually passed a driving test and they own a car. But yet they are so dim they cannot make a simple A or B decision.

A = If I park here it will block the vacant pump in front of me
free and possibly cause a queue of traffic in petrol station.

B = If I drive to the vacant pump nearer the filling station shop, this will
allow two cars to fill up with petrol at the same time and will actually
mean less of a walk to pay for their fuel.

But a substantial amount of people still pick option A. WTF?

Hijpo · 22-10-2015 01:45AM

Kev W wrote: »

Or if you feel like it.

But those are the only two reasons.

Nah, ye can't just feel like wearing a gaa top every day. In my view its an "I'm from kilkenny and i loves me GAA" beacon. Struttin around other counties like a great fella, like they are part of something special. As if they're a member of some prestigious clan in the upper echelons of society when in fact if you tried to say hello to tommy Walsh in the street he'd probably just continue picking his nose....

Mayo is alright though.

chillin117 · 22-10-2015 10:58PM

jetsonx wrote: »

I often do wonder about these people. How did they get so far in life? i.e. they actually passed a driving test and they own a car. But yet they are so dim they cannot make a simple A or B decision.

Dim as this...

boobar · 22-10-2015 11:13PM

T-shirts with gas slogans....

If found return to the pub

Gas stuff like that, proof that the person wearing it is great fun and has a tremendous sense of humour.

Nunu · 22-10-2015 11:21PM

chillin117 wrote: »

The person in front of you stops at the FIRST petrol pump leaving the pump in front of them free and me fuming behind them. ****:mad:

Also, I've noticed the majority of motorists when entering a busy forecourt sit back at the entrance waiting to see which becomes available first blocking motorists behind from also entering the forecourt. This really ****ing bugs me. Just pick a pump and let others in.

Robsweezie · 22-10-2015 11:28PM

asking for things in a demanding way with no 'please' or 'thank you''. eg barging into a deli counter ''gis a chicken fillet roll.....''

being too forward and overly familiar with people you've just met, acting like you've known them for years through ''jokes'' and not bothering to make a good first impression. if they start insulting you within minutes of meeting you, bad sign.

Puibo · 23-10-2015 08:36AM

People who wear gaa jerseys when they're on holidays. To go along with that, Irish people who go to Irish bars when on holidays abroad "cause they are great craic"........clowns.

CruelCoin · 23-10-2015 10:37AM

jetsonx wrote: »

But a substantial amount of people still pick option A. WTF?

If it's quiet i often pick A.

Reasoning being, signage is often ****ing terrible, and its nothing short of infuriating to go to pump 2 and see that its gas oil or some other bull****, and not the diesel you wanted. By the time you've found this out, the spot behind you is full and you have to loop around and try again.
More often that not, i just say **** these idiots, i'm going to the next station.

WesternZulu · 23-10-2015 10:45AM

Puibo wrote: »

People who wear gaa jerseys when they're on holidays. To go along with that, Irish people who go to Irish bars when on holidays abroad "cause they are great craic"........clowns.

I don't get this, just as many Irish people wear Irish or provincial rugby jersey's when abroad but according to boards.ie it's only embarrassing when it's people in GAA jerseys.

Titzon Toast · 23-10-2015 10:54AM

If he's a striking train driver!

MY CUP OF TEA · 23-10-2015 12:20PM

people who wear hipster glasses...without any lenses!
Get some lenses sunshine, you obviously have a problem with your eyesight if you cant see that you look like a fu(king tosser!

OldNotWIse · 23-10-2015 12:35PM

MY CUP OF TEA wrote: »

people who wear hipster glasses...without any lenses!
Get some lenses sunshine, you obviously have a problem with your eyesight if you cant see that you look like a fu(king tosser!

As someone with sever myopia and astigmatism, this annoys me. I wonder if they think spending thousands on contact lenses, cleaning solution, eye drops, prescription glasses, prescription sunglasses, checkups, eye hospital bills when you burn your eyes with hydrogen peroxide.... as glamorous as their fake f*cking glasses.

mr.anonymous · 23-10-2015 12:45PM

People who think being hungover or telling people they are is some kind of statement about having a great personality and being fun to be around.

Mesrine65 · 23-10-2015 12:48PM

MY CUP OF TEA wrote: »

people who wear hipster glasses...without any lenses!

Does this actually happen?

I've never come across it & quite frankly wouldn't understand it if I did

Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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